Paris Hilton is Not a Poser
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
After doing some hard time, Paris is spending some R&R time @ the beach.
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eww she's got short fat legs
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You guys totally forgot to point out the Evian water product placement in pic 2.
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Ella, I think you need to see a psychiatrist. we call your case anorexia.
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I wish she would go away.
Overexposed, talentless and airheaded.
Without Grandpa's money she'd be waiting the counter at a truck stop.
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I cant say that I would, but Im not saying that I wouldnt.
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I wonder if she really has herpes. I'm w/ you Dick, can't say I wouldn't, can't say I would.
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Pointless whore. Shovel -> face
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Bitch got a face like a frying pan.
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horrible big feet!
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Die already you worthless whore. Is her father an idiot? Jury says yes and that he should have punched his wife in the stomach, and himself in the nuts to ensure no bastardly children would ensue.
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Say what you want... she is beautifull... maybe a slut, spoiled, etc, etc... but she looks gooood
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Andrea, please see previous post... She a hot mess, made bearable to look at by surgical means.
She has no body, she's just thin, thanks to a good "coke" diet.
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And I see she's collaborating with Beyonce's stylist now, who's rule is "more jewelry than fabric when in swimwear."
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i don't get it...HOW does she get that cleavage out of those tiny boobies?!?!? HOW does she DO that?!?!? even the BEST pushup bra doesn't CREATE skin...and sure, you can push them together but there isn't that much THERE to PUSH!!! HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?
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Her butt cheeks are always hanging...We can see them from the front and that´s just not right.
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I hate to say this, but she is in incredible shape.
I suppose being locked away from the junk foods really does do a body good...
or maybe its the STDs. Hmm...
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i don't know with you guys but i find her really pretty... i mean, if you didn't know her and you met her at the street i'm sure you'd think she's hot.
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This spoiled STD infested SLUT has a FUCKING SMOKING body
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Since she is so filthy RICH, think she's pay ME to fuck her?
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i thought she was a working woman and had all these companies to run. i guess that TV interview was all bullshit.
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UGHHH...VEINY FEET VEINY FEET VEINY FEET!
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She's got fat legs... blech.
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