Ugly & Angry Cameron Diaz Brings The Links!
Monday, July 16th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Jessica Simpson Upskirt Covered Up? [HollywoodTuna]
- It's My Party And I Can Wear A Tiara If I Want To [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jezus goes Pornobeurs [Flabber.nl]
- Lindsay's in a bad mood this morning [Celebslam]
- J Love's Big Boobs and Birthing Hips [Drunken Stepfather]
- bit on celebs+celeb blogs/celeb watching from the ny times.... [The Bastardly Society]
- Who's the Breast Booble Girl? [Complex]
- Kerry Katona Held At Knife Point! [Dlisted]
- Becks bans the Spice Girls from staying over [SOW]
- Prince Gives Away Album [Cele|bitchy]
- Look What the Cat Dragged In [Fatback and Collards]
- Nike For Feminists [CityRag]
- Penelope Cruz in the Rain [The Grumpiest]
- Elisha Cuthbert almost died [The Blemish]
- Elena Santarelli is pretty. [Horny Oyster]
- Charlie Sheen Buys Punching Bag, Gets Married! [DerekHail]
- Gone Baby Gone Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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I'd hit it.........butterface or NOT. Nice body
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Poor Cam, she was doing fine there for a while.. and then baaaaam comes this. Damn you Timberfuck all the women who ever touched your magic sperm became uglies..
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She still has a rockin' bod.
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Amazing how quickly these starlets faces turn into old hags!
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She still has several good years left in her. Might last as long as Sharon Stone. I like her face, but I can see how it is not a universal opinion.
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She really has a great, great toned body, that's for sure. And her legs are really long and lean.
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I dont see why you're calling her angry and ugly? So shes getting older, does that mean we should automatically start calling her ugly? Shes not 25 anymore, she has aged quite well in my opinion.
Great body and definitely not an ugly face.
You guys are just pricks.
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cooper, add me to the thrill brigade...page 2 indeed ! :)
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I'd so hit it, just may double up on the lubricated MAGNUMs (in case of breakage) and insist she always smile around me, then she is fine looking and so totally doable.
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She's got some damn nice legs.
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The only thing that's nice about her are her legs and eye color, period.
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For some reason she scares me.
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she doesnt have a nice, defined body...it is toned but still not hot...she has no waist, absolutely no ass whatsoever but killer legs and very nice crystal blue eyes (not her eyes but eye color)...and her arms that show some work out dont go with her lean legs.
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from the waist down is good.
but that's pretty much it.
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16 nutjob!
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d83 there you go again making friends. 1616 you stole my shit.
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1919 not 1616 nutjob!
16 funkiest nutjob
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my bad i meant 1919. d83 skankest nutjob!
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I'd put a mask on her face before I lay her.
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I agree with Sophia. There is nothing really wrong with her bod- she is very muscled and toned (Guess Timberlake likes his women bulky) and she has the BEST legs all slim shapely and long. But somehow her bod is weird, cant put a finger on it though.
She isn't pretty, that's for sure. Her eyes are set too wide apart, her nose is quite stumpy and her mouth is huge..she looks like a duck, and when she smiles, Donald Duck. But she does have nice blue eyes, cute blond hair, and there's just something about her that is somewhat attractive- some sort of a kooky i-dun-care-how-i-look-but-i'm-still happy face and some sort of an innate likeability. She was definitely prettier young though.back then she had sweetness and youth working for her. Pity...
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Hey there's nothing wrong with the downstairs section
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She'd still get it up the pooper.
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Fugly face, no tits, no ass. No thanks.
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she is not ugly, she is just not as pretty as she was when she was younger, dont exagerate please, she is ok
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i'd do her just because she's a celeb
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Flat ass, saggy tits, ugly face, sunburn.
'Nuff said.
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Nice and thin
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I'm so confused by this woman.
The body is just... weird. Not fat, not bad, not ugly, but weird.
It's toned and tight, so that's a plus. And yet it looks a bit like clay at other times. Then at other times, I mistake her for a bloke in a bikini.
I'm just confused with it, that's all.
Forget about the face, though, that's a lost cause.
It makes me weep when I watch "The Mask", there seemed to be quite a bit of promise then.
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Her body is S.M.O.K.I.N.G H.O.T
WHITE MANGOO WOULD COVER ANY FACIAL BLEMISH
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she has a boyish body...very straight up and down. i wouldn't exactly envy for her body. but her legs are NICE!
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Hey...I think I see the top of her bush in the top pic on page 2. That's my big thrill for the day. Not a bad Monday.
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