Bastardly Breaking News!! Paris Hilton's First Post Prison Nipple Slip! Aaaw, How Cute!!



Even though it looks pretty damn staged (i.e. personal photographer, private beach, etc, etc), we gotta give credit where credit's due. Paris will always be the Queen of all Camera Whores!

Go Paris!

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Is she out of prison already? too bad..

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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dumb nasty whore

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Sure these aren't old photos? Supposedly she got implants, she doesn't look bustier here.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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Yay, lets here it for chicken boobs.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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Prison did her some good. Maybe another month of that and some rehab and she'll start looking decent. Next step, use money and talent to start contributing back to society -- offer nipple peak to people in exchange for taking guns off the street and other sh*t like that.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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I don't like paris, but I think her tits look nice.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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What tits? You mean her nipples?

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 3:27pm
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OMG so fucking pathetic. Why doesn't she just kill herself?

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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Beak's tits are nonexisting.. And she really thinks she is the shit.. So sad. Why doesn't she get that people are "so over it"? Just disappear for the love of God, just shooooo.. Why are the paparazzi taking pictures of her still?

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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yeah, nice little fingerfuls her tits are.

but holy shit, did you see how big her freakin' feet are on page 6? ack.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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That is one ugly swimsuit.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 5:59pm
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i hope she contracted west nile virus from those mosquito bites...

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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These are new pictures, so much for the boob job, did they get repo'd like her car ?

Extract from Sydney Morning Herald 17 July "DESPITE a lack of swell and somewhat impractical swimming attire, Paris Hilton appeared to enjoy the casual surfing lesson she received from Sydney surfer and Bra Boy Koby Abberton at Malibu Beach in California.

On Sunday, Hilton lolled a short distance offshore under the tutelage of Abberton, who is visiting California.

Hilton and Abberton met in January at the Bondi Icebergs club where they judged a bikini contest for women hoping to become the "face" of a new beer.

Hilton is still revelling in her freedom, after being imprisoned on a drink-driving charge, briefly let out while wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet, and then returned to jail to serve her 22-day sentence.

Abberton has had his own brushes with the law, receiving a nine-month suspended jail sentence for perverting the course of justice after his brother Jai was acquitted of murder in 2005.

The professional big wave surfing champion is travelling in California with his partner, Tahyna Tozzi. The pair attended a party at beachfront house hired by the celebrity Lindsay Lohan on July 4."

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 6:48pm
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this is her way of testing the waters to see if people still give a shit about her as much as they did before she became a jail bird. She seems to be enjoying that so called nip slip...the bitch is posing on the surfboard...this whore loves the camera so much; it is out of this world. Nope, she wont ever change but good thing that judge caused her some discipline that her parents never bothered giving.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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yeah... that fabric... looks like it belongs at top topic. and that's not good.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 12:03am
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15 nutjob! 16 nutjob

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 1:01am
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I never thought I would become blase about a nip slip. Ho hum.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 1:08am
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What a piece of trash

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 12:31pm
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Nip, nip hooray, nip.....oh who give's a fuck!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 12:44pm
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I still like looking at her.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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caused her to have some discipline*

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 10:55pm
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