Bastardly Asks: Will Victoria Beckham Die If She Goes Broke?
Friday, July 13th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

These were snapped @ some press conference to introduce D. Becks as the newest member of the Los Angeles Galaxy team.
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she's got cocky-whore written all over her...
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So you wake up in the morning and see that Tutankhamen mummy-like profile laying on the pillow next to you...buy it more jewelry so it doesn't suck your soul dry....?
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Legally Blonde.
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moe...do you think she'll do an uptake in the cocky dept. now that's she's in the states ????
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I´m glad these too shallow tacky fashion wannabes moved away from Europe and Beckham from the European championships. Now I can watch the Spanish league in peace. People from the US: now you guys will have to deal with them, gooooooood luck with that.
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i think their current media profile in the states isn't massive enough to inspire the level of annonace you feel eve.plus soccer in the states 'the other sport'.
no if soccer in the states was as big as basketball/football(u.s.a version) than we might have problem. ;)
p.s. glad you can once again enjoy the spanish league. :)
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get a grip assholes. bitter asses, you know you ain't gonna get a high-maintenance woman like that.
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@6 (glimmer), thanks, I will for sure.
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Soooooooorry. My comment #9 was supposed to be at @10 (hey). Now I´m laughing at myself...LOL. Perhaps I got a little dumb after looking at Victoria Beckham, she drains the life and intelligence out of me.
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can't help it, i like her. i know she is basically a caricature, but wtf? anyway, her chin looks a bit hairy in the first pic
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Do you think she ever just wants to let it all hang out and throw on a pair of sweats and walk around with no makeup on?? No way could I stand looking so prim and perfect all the time.
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Someone's gotta call the Men In Black. She looks like she's an illegal alien from the planet, Plasticone.
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id be a cocky whore if i got to sleep with hottie david beckham every night too lol jk
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im sick of this ho
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i'm the only one find victoria DAMN UGLY ????
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She's 90% silicone, 10% peroxide. Surely that can't be classified as human!
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I wish someone one would shoot this god awful, pathetic, ugly BITCH, it's got to the stage now where if "News" comes on about those 2 human wastes of space (the kids will be fucked up already) I just turn the TV off and if a "News" item is in a paper I just turn the page.
Someone PLEASE shoot this horrible bitch
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No, that is one MASSIVELY fugly, scrawny-ass, no-talent, annoying mummy-faced cock-whore.
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#9
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING. THAT FUCKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!!!! WANNIE BE IMPORTANT BUT I'M NOT TYPE CUNT!!!!
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WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE WEAR SHIT LOOK LIKE SHE JUST CAME FROM HOOKERS PLAYLAND!! YOU CALL THAT CLASS!!!! GOT THE WORDS CONFUSED THEY MUST HAVE MET CRASS, OR ASS
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THIS JUST ISN'T REAL, WHO THE FUCK LIKES THIS SHIT? FUCK HER AND THE PLANE SHE CAME OVER ON! WE ALL KNOW TALENTLESS, LOW CLASS, BOTTOM FEEDING PLANKTON WOULDN'T BE SHIT IF SHE DID NOT MARRY RICH!!!!
DAMNIT!!!!
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Surgically fucked up, no talent, malnourished, arrogant golddigger. Beckham could get any woman he wants. Why this one?
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she is actually pretty smart... she was able to, in the high point of her career as a super slut... be able to fuck a really famous guy that was apperently going places and have kids. she knew what she was doing and her slut inhibitions took over... mad props for landing her goldmine... while i guess the other spice girls didnt get so lucky.
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oh yeah props indeed. just don't think she's a catch
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#27
THANK YOU, DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THESE TALENTLESS, FOAMING AT THE PUSSY, IMMORAL, BRAINLESS LEECHES IN SOCIETY NOW. DUDE COULD HAVE DONE WAY BETTER AND HE GRABS THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!! UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!
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@ balls of doom: "FOAMING AT THE PUSSY," ey?
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Is she black?
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I AM SAYING HER SHIT IS INFECTED LIKE RABIES
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This gal will get more "spice" in America than she can handle. While hubby is off playing footsie and getting tattoos, she will be ingesting horsecock, drugs, and weirdness in Hollywood. Then the Scientology loonies like Tom and gay boy Travolta will suck her titties dry. Soon she will be falling off those high heels, rehabbing, and jetting off to another country... Lets see if she and her husband have those smug looks on their faces a few years from now...
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Well then. You'll realize that rabid creatures foam at the mouth because they can't actually swallow their own saliva, right? Last time I checked, people didn't swallow with their genitals :)
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Did she really have to carry that rather large bag with her??
She could of worn matching pink shoes for crap sake!
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#33
SHUT. . . . . . . . THE .. . . FUCK. . . UP
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thanks for the informative and humorous post.sullen !!! :)
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i think in pg 5, she looks really good...pink dress with pink bag? too tacky and god, i love her shoes.
I saw a clip of her with 2 kids, asking her random questions. She was really sweet, fun and even got hit in the head by a ball while they were all playing and just laughed it off.
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I heart you glimm :)
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@41
stfu, nutjob.
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4343 hey, somebody stole my shit, thats not funny.
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43, u worthless piece of shit hahaha
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45 dirtiest nutjob!
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44 just joking nutjob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Dm0oRezyI
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4646 was not me. 45 now your stalking me nutjob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Dm0oRezyI
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quit stalking me, you 38 year old man! gross
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Thank GOD she left Europe, America it's your turn...
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50 nastiest nutjob!
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d83 5252 was not me so you have made another friend. stole my shit.
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^^ dude, you have some serious issues going on...getting mad cuz i am supposedly making friends hahahahaha stalking, obsessive, 38year old fuck...get a life.
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She thinks she's a fashion icon. Really she's just a sick bastard.
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@9. You must be kidding.
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THIS JUST ISN’T REAL, WHO THE FUCK LIKES THIS SHIT? FUCK HER AND THE PLANE SHE CAME OVER ON! WE ALL KNOW THIS TALENTLESS, LOW CLASS, BOTTOM FEEDING PLANKTON WOULDN’T BE SHIT IF SHE DID NOT MARRY RICH!!!!
DAMNIT!!!!
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DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY SOILED HOE
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she just laughed it off*
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4646 was not me nutjob!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJreZrokUcU
here is one...she is playing with her own kids...crawling on her knees in high heels haha
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youtube.com/watch?v=32K-pmd3WEU
here it is.
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