Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Thinks She's Fat!
Thursday, July 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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I will 'love' her all she lets me
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Pass.
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Looks like she's lost quite a bit of weight....maybe a little too much.
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I told you to lay off the beans!
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She must have been almost living in the gym to have lost that much weight.
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The problem is that she is thick in the head, not in the body.
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living in the doctors office gettin lipo i dont see why people like these super skinny no butt celebrity broads
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Why did she go and lose her ass?? Another one bites the dust.
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Get back on that damn Daisy Duke workout. Your ass has disappeared. Bring that shit back ,whore.
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What does she look. Penis is out
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I usually don't like Jess but there is something hot about these pictures. I like pic 3, all unkempt and frumpy. She looks REAL. I like that.
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Anonymoose:
Best quote.
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Can you say morbidly obese?
Kidding!
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the tits balance out the no ass...
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Hmmm, she looks much better than before.
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Celebrities are human...
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She is a lot more intelligent than Spears ever will be. Plus not everyone likes a big butt. I would love to look more like that than have a big fat ass. She looks like she probably lost too much but I am sure, like most of us, some of it will be gained back.
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Mmmmmm!
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she's such a tired act. what the fuck is she in the spotlight for anymore?
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Goliano the homo, she NEVER had an ass...that's why they had to use padding in the dukes of hazzards.
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she's lost too much, this is almost nicole richie territory.
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Ever heard of sucking it in. She's taking full advantage of a photo op here. "Look at me, look how skinny I am now". Stupid bitch. Why the fuck do we still care about this bleached out bimbo... or more to the point, did we ever?
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big papi, how old are you? i wanna see your pic LOL you write some funny posts
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Cathsheed the confused bi bull-dyke butt munch returns with even more mis-information.
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