Kelly Brook - 2007 Calendar Pictures



Yes, we're halfway through the year but why didn't I see this calendar at the local mall's calendar kiosk????

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Her face bores me. Nothing really pops. I guess because it's sorta typical. Nice body though.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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I can't get enough of this woman. and hoo-ray for #9 and #13!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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this is the first time i am seeing this chick's face close-up since in all the other pix, they focused on the body...and franky, her face looks better from far far away...looks too masculine for my taste

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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OWW!! Hot body, girl!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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Damn, nice pictures. She looks great in those!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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Hey Randy,
interesting link...her body looks like shit in those pics...airbrushing's amazing these days.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:39pm
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Randy you suck.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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she is beautiful

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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i like how they intentionally neglected to edit out her hard nips.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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she looks much bigger and wider in candid pics...gee big surprise.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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Photoshop, photoshop, photoshop.

"Oh she looks so hot"...yeah that's because SHE doesn't exist, we all saw the candids before and bitch looked way different and very few thought she was hot...now some photoshop and airbrushing and everyone's praising her. Fashion is fake.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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eh, I'd still pee in her butt.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:22pm
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no she is not fake

her face looked better in candids her body looks good both ways, she is a natural,
i always thought she was hot and beautiful

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 6:52pm
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What Big Papi said.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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Well...she's pretty hot.
...but I would pee in a toilet...or a urinal... or in the woods ....
...that's eft-up, and so are you butt-peeing, sick bastards.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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She's the best thing to have happened 2 us since heidi klum..

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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relax, Noyce. It's a figure of speech..you don't need to get personal about it

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:29pm
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The main flaw with this woman is she still hangs out with the weakest link from The Titanic, Billy Zane.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:41pm
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#13, Thank you Bossy. You said exactly what I was thinking. I love how people see all these photos and they drool all over them and think a girl is gorgeous. If they saw her on the street after looking at the photos they probably wouldn't even recognize her. It's all trick photography. They know what people want and they give it to them.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 12:13am
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she is fat in real life

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 7:48am
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she is very wide in real life...45/29/25...just the way it is. Her calender looks 36/24/36..dream on Kelly...nothing you can do about that ass also.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 9:15am
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oops 45/29/45

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:11am
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I have seen candids of her, and I have no idea about what the "jealous ugly girl gossip crew" is talking about when they say that few thought she was still hot in candids.

The epic journey for penis really clouds clear thinking I suppose.

Anyway, back on hetero land. Kelly Brook is one of the most beautiful and perfect women on earth.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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Noycie what's your problem?
Do the boys in the soccer team line up to pee in your butt after practice?

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:23am
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I really dig her body except her butt..just too flat. I also need a tinier frame to stand next to..wouldn't kick her out of bed though!

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:53am
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:-)

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 11:10am
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I´m not feeling Brook´s face, I prefer Lucy Pinder.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 11:50am
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Booooring, bland, meh...

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 11:57am
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I'd do what Big Papi would do....

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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put a sweet round ass on her and into the photocopier at 85% and presto! perfect.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 12:13pm
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"very wide"? What? I would say very curvy without being unattractively fat. Soft, not very athletic and certainly not a serious fashion model's body, but definetely attractive. Skewed body image, blah blah blah, I won't say any more.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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flat wide ass in that link...nasty!!!!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:26pm
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oh, lord have mercy. she is perfection.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:21am
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