The Bastardly Morning Report From Buenos Aires, Arg
Monday, July 9th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
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Bastardly Travels - Buenos Aires Trip #2! Ow!
The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!












Let's see some tits, c'mon wtf.
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Argentina looks awesome. Nice choice. Maybe next time you dudes can check out Brazil and get an interview with Alessandra Ambrosio...or any model from Brazil for that matter;) It'd make my day
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C'mon Moe, I want some early morning dew.....
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