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Ooh its 50/50 after my vote! I'd have to say Alba, but not with how skinny she's looking in this pic!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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If alba can make biel look fat, then theres got to be something wrong with her.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:24pm
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Makeup :/

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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It's not the best photo of both of them, but Biel has my vote.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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omg, jessica alba is not skinny!!!! WTF you people are sick...nicole richie IS skinny, now theres a big difference between being anorectic and healthy!!! Haters!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:57pm
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jessica alba has always had midget legs

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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Jessica Alba, even though she looks so disproportional in this picture.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:28pm
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Now this is disgusting stuff, two filthy dog loving sluts.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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Is it just me, cuz I'm looking at them thinking both of them have some pretty average looking faces.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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Biel is a big bulldyke, no question that Alba wins this one!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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i prefer the ass

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:50pm
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Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now...she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 4:00pm
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Alba... but close,very close.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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Biel!!! SHE is healthy, not that fading-away thing next to her. I am really sorry for Alba, I hope she'll get better.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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Oh goodness, can you find a worse picture of the 2 of them? Goodness, if they looked like that walking their dogs in Manhattan, they wouldn't get a look except by desperate souls!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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Has to be Alba, at least she was born as a female. Biel, good to see you are off the juice, please stay clean.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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I'm gonna go with Biel because you can tell she gives bjs. No way Alba gives head. Too full of herself.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 6:08pm
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That is one ugly picture of jessica alba

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 6:19pm
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you guys should run that picture of jessica biel's long tongue again.
that could win the day for her.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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Those stupid sluts with them ugly dogs have serious issues. Yeah and both look shitty in those pics.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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Both have nice bodies and ugly faces.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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Biel is definitely hotter. And she doesn't talk stuff like Alba does, which automatically makes her the beautiful one. She looked way better in GQ than Alba did.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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Biel is obviously the healthy one here. Alba's got some major issues. She was hot...like 6 years ago. SHe's just overrated. And I agree Biel's GQ pics were much better than Alba's. Her head is just huge and she's got a five head. That's why she's wearing the hat. She's not aging well, that's for sure.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 8:00pm
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Alba is not charming, or beautiful. She's a conceited, talentless girl. and She's always complaining about one thing or another or talking about her looks.

"Oh I hope they can get past my hotness!"

"I have curves cause my aunts are fat. I can't help it."

"I don't know why people are obsessed with my butt!"

"I'm sick of getting the sexy roles!"

Biel is it for me. Definitely.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 8:09pm
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Hahaha Jessica Alba makes Biel look fat, that's hilarious.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 8:46pm
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Jessica Alba . . . all day and all night

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 9:12pm
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What is it with everyone saying Biel is healthy? She herself said that she eats little and works out from 3 to 6 hours a day to have that body. I would call that obsessive, not exactly healthy. And I definitely think it shows, since, like I said, she has way too developed muscles for a female who's not an athlete.
But obviously neither of them is or looks anorexic and both of the girls are pretty, if we don't take this horrible picture into consideration.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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A few years ago it would have been Alba in a heartbeat, but her reluctance to take it off and being a bitch to fans puts Biel ahead. Plus that fat ass of hers could take a serious pounding.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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Oh, definitely Alba. Biel looks too pasty and look at how big her arms are, compared to Alba's toned arms.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 11:07pm
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Biel's face is gross.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 11:59pm
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^^^who cares, as long as she's biting the pillow....

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:57am
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gosh, in this picture both look really average! but if I had to choose.....well, i'd like to have 2 penisis!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:22am
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Greedy me wants a Jessica sandwich. Toss in Jessica Simpson for some triple decker action.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:39am
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why are jessica alba's legs so short??? lol

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:52am
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the dogs look better...

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:52am
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she is a sensual cock sucking little whore. the dog dick licking little bitch

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 8:00am
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Without lighting and airbrushing and make up, Alba just looks average. Point for Biel!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 10:56am
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Both overrated and nasty faces

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:34am
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And Alba thinks she's hot. Not without professional make up artists and lighting experts. And girl needs to put on some weight in her upper body, badly. She's got major baggage under the eyes.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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The Biel FTW, obviously.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:00pm
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Biel looks so very beautiful here. I love her!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:08pm
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I agree with you Markus, the dogs look better......I'd rather fuck the dogs than these 2 average looking ho's

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:23pm
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Alba used to be bangin when she actually ate....i'd take Biel ova dat lame hoe anyday. yessir.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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I am in love with Jessica Biel! she is wonderful

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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You know what I love about this picture???? The fact that is is a candid shot without makeup. You get to see them for what they are---------AVERAGE looking. Everyone sees the airbrushed professional makeup pictures of both of these girls and they fall all over them. This just goes to show that it is all SMOKE AND MIRRORS with a lot of these stars. I am not saying they are ugly but they are not as awesome as people think. I just think it makes most of us feel pretty good about ourselves. These 2 girls are voted the hottest chicks in America and I have seen so many people that look 100% better than them. Hollywood is such a gimic.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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ofcourse hollywood is fake, only angelina jolie,liv tyler, and a couple of other look good in person, most of them are average, ive seen better looking girls that are not even famous,

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:16pm
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============Alba is scary without the makeup and all of that good stuff. Funny, she is only on Hot Lists when she's going to be in a movie. Any other time, it's like she doesn't even exist. I like it better that way.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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Leema

Biel has a better ass.. but that’s it.
Albe beats her on everything else.

Yeah. Alba beats her at having a flat chest, a five head, and short stubby legs.

The makeup people and the photographers should be the ones getting the awards for covering up all of the ugliness of Hollywood!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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OMG! Biel's body is out of control. I used to like alba but shes overrated, skinny, and CANNOT act. She said she has curves cuz if her family...WHAT CURVES??? people who think alba is hot obviously hasnt been to south beach!!!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:13pm
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It pains me to say it, considering Alba's awsome, But I'd take Biel for the killer athletic and smokin body.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 12:20pm
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Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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They even out.. 50/50..they are both gorgeous,this isn't the greatest picture of them...BUT,most pictures we see of celebrities have been altered and airbrushed...We think they are "PERFECT"but..they are just EVERYDAY people like us,with lots of money.

Thursday, July 12th, 2007 @ 5:45am
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whatEVUH!
it was me who sent this pic in to show everyone just how goddamn BORING and plain (abeit the both of them arent looking their best in tis pic) jessica BIEL is!!
any guy would definitely say jessica alba is the hottest out of them in this pic!
and any girl would rather look like jessica alba in this pic rather than the BIEL-MIESTER
o_o

my god, open your eyes people!

=O

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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Next to Alba, Biel does look huge. I think the leather and chain are a nice touch on Biel's part, but Alba's purple brings out her color more. Shame both of them have just terrible panting issues. Biel should really get one of those scraper things: plaque tongues are not sexy on young actresses.

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 7:14pm
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^ ^ agreed
alba is gross, biel is fuckin smokin

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
ALBAZ BODY LUKS FUG N FUNNY
HAHHA!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 11:31pm
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They both look awful. Jess Alba looks like a boy. And needs to leave the fake tan alone. Her natural skin tone is nice enough. Whats wrong with her legs? I never noticed how loooooong her torso is. Kinda freaky. And she does actually make Biel look big. I dnt like Biel either though. She looks like a bunny rabbit. But shes not at all fat so it speaks volumes about Alba's drastic weight loss.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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they both look crap. but in this pic biel looks far more attractive. albas body looks really strange and her face looks awful but biel still looks average and i usually prefer alba when shes made up.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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omg. jessica albas body looks weird here, these are not good pictures.

they look better than this.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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I'm doing a bastardly act right now!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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Ah you're so cruel. Can't we just have both? But they do look weird on this picture. Anywhoo, I'm going with Alba, because if you look at other pictures, especially the beach ones, Biel is much more bulky and too muscular (like a body builder), while Alba is lean yet curvy and just more feminine.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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I'm surprised the world didn't implode with those two hotties that close together. Whew!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:38pm
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Jessica Alba is so fucked up! She's JUST ANOTHER ANOREXIC BITCH, motherfuckers.
Jessica Biel is HOT and HEALTHY!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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this is Alba? Gross. That's a damn long neck girl! OMG and her head is huge! There are those shoulders of hers that seem to be walking ahead of her all the time. Nasty.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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E. Normous Johnson

Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now…she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

^ jessica alba is the product when SHAME eats too much STUPIDITY!!!!! the whole family sucks

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:52am
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Biel has a better ass.. but that's it.
Albe beats her on everything else.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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E. Normous Johnson

Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now…she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

i like beil as well. lol alba is an annoying bag of shwag with too many seeds... remember everyone? "mexiacans just spread their seeds.....they just pop them out!"
jess, get out oversized, egotistical, acne-faced head OUT of your used up fat ass.
beil beil beil!!!!! id give my left but to fuck beil

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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PS, great name, E. Normous Johnson!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:52am
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Alba's legs are short and stubby and her torso is long and skinny. Her body is definitely misproportioned. BIel is beautiful, healthy and not stuck up like Alba is.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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i vote 4 alba cuz she iz tha shit...........
she rocks......luv u

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 10:47am
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f%^k biel.............
she iz not tha shit.........she nothin but i like her movie..........

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 10:48am
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Thats so hard!!! I love them both!!!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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