Miranda Kerr - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #23
Thursday, July 5th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Miranda Kerr - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #23Thursday, July 5th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch 96 Scandalous Comments |
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she is hot.
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she needs hamburger whith extra cheese
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the face is kind of...funny. i can't put my finger on it though...its just weird
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Body looks okay maybe a bit to skinny but that face is shit! Another alien, eyes are too far apart, shitty misshaped nose too. Next!
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Her face is so childlike, although it does go along with the rest of the body.
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Not feeling the face, but on some pics she does look acceptable.
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Spoonie Luv, you are f'ing annoying. Wider set eyes is such a beautiful feature on a woman...very exotic esp when they are boring blonde or caucasion otherwise. Let me guess, your eyes are so fucking close together you resemble a bird or a cartoon character. Shut the fuck up.
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She looks doable, but no leg shots???
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Yes.
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She's Turkish, Persian, and Filipino (hence the nose), eventhough she's from Australia. She's also the most down-to-earth celebrity.
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She's sexy cute, and unique, thats definitely not a bad thing. She has a combination of features from Lima and Vodianova. She has Adriana's cheeks, great eyes, and Natalia's short nose, lips, and roundish head.
@10 you forgot she's half Serbian.
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I can see the filipino. She gets her eyes and that nose from that side. I agree with Steve on this one. Wide-set eyes look good. She has a beautiful face
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yah spoonie fuck face, soooo many people agree with you...
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I agree with you steve. Wider set eyes (not too wide) but Miranda's give her an exotic (non american) look. Closer set eyes are FUG FUG FUG...chirp chirp
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excuse all the typos...lol I'm sure you know what I'm trying to say so I won't retype..haha
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#14
Who gives a fuck Steve (totaler weißer Schwuliname ist das!) if people a agree with me here? I don't give a shit. And now shut the fuck up, fag Steve. I mean don't you have costumers wating in your beauty salon or maybe read some Cosmopolitan or some shit. Asswipe.
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excuse me eloquent one..could you explain to me why exactly I'm gay?
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her eyes are her best feature...just like Lima...very very sexy bedroom eyes.
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#19 Why are you interfering? This is none of your business, phony bitch. Take care of your own shit.
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steve, spoonie's original assessment of her face was accurate. don't get so angry wit his appraisals. gay people are angry people. it only validates his point.
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I do not find her remotely attractive. She looks mentally challenged to me.
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Miranda Kerr seems more cute to me. Granted, sh'ed be mine if I could have her;), but sexy isn't exactly the first adjective that comes to mind. And once again, why does anyone fight on this site?
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Yeah I can do that. Because only fags like you are so deep into the "philosophy" of analyzing faces of females for hours, hours and hours and get caught up in all the little details. And know everything about this fashion garbage. Your whole attitude on this board oozes fag. But the whole problem about your kind is that you attack someone just because somebody (in this case me) doesn't want to buy your whole beauty standards crap that gets stuffed down people's throats everyday by certain media, fashion companies and beauty and cosmetic corporations. I'm not tellin anybody to love big booties or to like big tits or a bit of thickness at the "right" places or to like pouty lips or prefer dark latinas over blonde, white females or the other way around. There's no need for me to impose my taste on other people! Contrary to the way you and a couple of others act on this board.
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I say we get a forum on here. You guys are phenomenal.
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she is part Turkish? She doesnt look Turkish at all...but cute face (not pretty pretty or beautiful) and a nice, little body
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I love women's bodies and faces. I am quite an expert. I have been called sexist and a horn dog before but never gay..haha that cracks me up. I am very guilty of critically appraising women...my wife tells me so all the time. I can't help it, I have strong preferences. My wife has a bit of a Lima face and I'm madly in love with the exotic look..that's where I'm coming from.
I can't imagine where you are coming from...somewhere in the DSM IV I think. (I am a psychiatrist).
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"love women’s bodies and faces. I am quite an expert. I have been called sexist and a horn dog before but never gay..haha that cracks me up. I am very guilty of critically appraising women…my wife tells me so all the time. I can’t help it, I have strong preferences. My wife has a bit of a Lima face and I’m madly in love with the exotic look..that’s where I’m coming from.
I can’t imagine where you are coming from…somewhere in the DSM IV I think. (I am a psychiatrist)."
Whatever you are, psycho douchè. What gives you the right to set up beauty standards which all people have to conform to? And what gives you the right to attack me just because I don't dig your freaky alien broads that have a weird head shapes? Of I forgot, there goes another fag asshole bragging about he's married and that his "wife" has a Lima face. Followed by more lame bullshit and excuses about analyzing fashion and female faces for endless hours. To me you are an asshole and very likely a queer bag. You are an "expert" yeah because you're very likely a drag/trannie yourself. At least bi or just the plain homo type. Those are usually the only male "experts" on fashion and beauty standards.
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lmfao The bastardly should make this like yahoo chat and allow audio chat here via microphones. That would be funny. I really want to put voices with the faces.
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You were the one with the harsh commentary to start asshole...YOUR fucked up beauty standards. Go back to your minimum wage job and your loser life.
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Ooh fag steve has closed his beauty salon and is quite angry. LOL In Germany unfortunately we don't have a minimum wage yet, mainly because we used to have strong workers unions, that would really help a lot of poor workers and stop people getting exploited. And I'm happy that I'm not forced to work for a minimum wage.
Anyway, but you do recall the shit you spouted in post #7.
In case you don't, let me quote you, faggot steve: "Spoonie Luv, you are f’ing annoying. Wider set eyes is such a beautiful feature on a woman…very exotic esp when they are boring blonde or caucasion otherwise. Let me guess, your eyes are so fucking close together you resemble a bird or a cartoon character. Shut the fuck up."
That was the initial post from you. So who started the quarrel, faggot steve? Wasn't that you, assclown?!? Don't you fuck with me man.
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Big Papi says, "She looks doable, but no leg shots???"
Thanks for the 411... I'll stop at page 1. I guess even predictable racists, such as yourself, aren't totally useless.
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steve says, "excuse me eloquent one..could you explain to me why exactly I’m gay?"
It just wants everyone to be like it is... makes it feel less solitary.
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Spoonie says, "And I’m happy that I’m not forced to work for a minimum wage."
You mean the government hasn't regulated the gay sex industry yet?
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Spoonie says, "Don’t you fuck with me man."
The only downside of fuckin' with you is giving you any attention. After all, that's what no real life havin' trolls, like you, thrive on. Ignoring your dumb ass would be like a bullet to the heart. But you're more worthy of a slow death, so that's why you gets fucked with, proper-like, on the reg. And that goes for your human butt-plug, Rasheed, as well.
Eagerly awaiting another of your nonsensical, tranny/gay based rants. Surprise me, batty bwoy!!
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GoliHOMO the retarded troll is back again leaving his tranny boyfried at home all alone. Those are the kind of fag moves they are only able to pull off. Man, fuck off I'm through with a tranny lover like you. You clearly can't deny that you love guys more than chicks. That was a bit to much, an. Go back to sucking nuts and dicks, that's what you know best I guess. Maybe steve would like to assist you know together with j-fag aka the bronx dickslayer, some gay oreo cookie shit. You are an miserabe Uncle Tom too. Sell-out.
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"You mean the government hasn’t regulated the gay sex industry yet?"
I don't know nothing about this sector, you are the pundit for worldwide hooking possibilities for queers.
Just can assume that YOU don't take money at all, you do it for the fun, don't you GoliHOMO?
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sponnie, do you have some issues?
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"You were the one with the harsh commentary to start asshole…YOUR fucked up beauty standards."
But I'm still entiteld to my own opinion right, faggot steve? You clearly have a fascist tendency, you need to chill faggot steve, what is wrong with you? How about trying one of your own therapies then.
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I'm fine. But let me ask you a question, who attacked who first? And who was crying later because he didn't like the echo, simple questions there, chickadee.
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I am one witty motherfucker...bow down to me.
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I did not write that (#42), what a a desperate move by some asshole. Lame when people are forced to use such methods.
I think Moe should take care of fools that post under other peoples ID's.
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This is just nuts. Spoonie has some anger management issues. I mean he explodes in almost every single post and starts with the primary school insults. Not fun.
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Who's this Goliano fuck, and why's he flaming people?
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i dont about you guys but i find this girl insanely hot.. maybes its cuz she looks so innocent and such and thus..im assuming shes a beast in bed...hm
and i love how ppl randomly fight about shit like this, shes hot and if you dont think so we dont care
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she's ok... like some of those who mentioned above... she is more "cute" than hot... there is something child like about her face. Definitely not in the sizzling Lima category.
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k, moving on. You're right, I got upset by spoonie's original harsh comments. I guess I've read soooo many of them it was time to say something harsh as well. To each their own. If this girl was really but fug then she wouldn't be a VS model...perhaps one of those crazy freaks walking down the runway in Milan but certainly not a commercial model designed to turn men on etc. just my humble and non harsh opinion.
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she's cute but she's flat. more cute than hot or sexy.
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what's wrong with this homo lemon? stop hating on people just because they don't share your opinion.
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All you people hatin' on each other need to go into a corner and ... hug it out, bitches.
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she is kind of cute but there plenty better like petra and she is not a vs model,,
petra is beautiful,
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Goliano you are my new hero.. !!
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crap. goliano has no taste in women, gets offended and is just hating on those other guys because they kicked his ass so many times before. it is as simple as that.
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Have you guys noticed that Spoonie takes-in-the-ass Luv calls everybody who disagrees with him gay and faggot, then he also says they are facists or something?????? Who is the facist here? It´s fucking YOU. Just because someone disagrees with this frustrated black ass he gets all touchy. Fuck you, asshole. The one who is probably a Lance Bass fan here is YOU. I totally agree with Steve, Goliano and whoever proves this Spoonie shit wrong.
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Shut the fuck up and go suck some Arian cock. Because I am pretty sure you secretly love a tall strong well-hung blond German.
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*fascist.
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You dirty, rotten fuckback you stink. You were the one who interfered without having anything to do with beef. So what's your problem you used up cunt??? Major STFU since this is none of your business, dirty ugly messed up whore. And I still think you are a using fake ID. Don't come here with that messed up attitude and provoking people for nothing. You will get your ass kicked for sure. You a used up slut or another drag-queen hiding behind another fake nick, mad because either you got you received some major beating before or you are just mad. Mad and fugly obese whore!Cheap sluts like you fuck anyting and then start talking trash and trolling online boards. Fuck off ID faking cunt!
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#57 #58
Very interesting that cumbag "Sarah" is starting shit in every thread without you being involved in. You are bringing your crap from one thread to another, what a dumb ass faking ID's bitch.
Get off my off back, dirty monkey-faced fug.
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Sarah = FAKE very likely this Cato/Cathy mad shit. Haven't seen this ID Cathy for a long time. Can't use that anyylonger huh? Dumb tranny. You'll get youra ass kicked tranny if you are starting to fuck with me.
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Oh boy, nothing worse than an angry queer. I´m not Cathy/Cato you dumb bitch. I just hate your fucking comments because it is YOU and ONLY YOU who starts trashing people who disagree with you. Someone writes a simple and personal comment, and then...just because you fat asshole doesn´t like, you start calling everybody faggots/trannies/gays... Man, you DO HAVE ISSUES. To spend all of your time (that must be useless) posting hateful comments about other people, there are lots of things you must treat before you get really insane and start commiting massive murders. And I´m not white, I´m latin. Still the one who probably looks like a "dirty monkey" here is YOU, not me.
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Sarah says, "Oh boy, nothing worse than an angry queer."
Make that an angry juvenile queer. Get ready to relive your grade school years when she replies.
@#55 Lina - Your shero Spoonie doesn't have what it takes to kick anyone's ass here or in the real world... and if you think she does, you need your head examined.
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GoliHOMO you are fucking queer, tranny lover and a loser, that won't change. You are totally fucked up and finished. You received so much online assbeating that this will last for the next couple of years but you still can't get enough huh? What a miserable flufferboy.
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#63
A quién lo interesa eso, pinche puta??? Sabes que, yo pienso que tu eres una puta racista desgraciada pues también sumamente fea. Lo que estas escribiendo se escucha como si eres una ignorante. Fea, ignorante y dime eres una gordita fea, putita?
Don't get involved in shit that is not your fucking business, you bold CUNT! Did you understand that??? You don't have no idea what's the history of these quarells so tell me why the fuck are you starting to talk shit and interfering? Seems like you just asked for getting your ass stomped, dumb bitch! I'll only say this the last time: stay the fuck out of other people's shit or you get your ass kicked again. It's as easy as that.
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"You received so much online assbeating that this will last for the next couple of years but you still can’t get enough huh? What a miserable flufferboy."
Online assbeating???????????? LOL. Wait!...Again LOL. Let me have a good laugh at this!...Definitely one of the stupidiest things I´ve ever read. (S)He(male) really takes online scores seriously...Again: WHAT A LOSER!
By the way, try "putana"...It is classier and suits me more.
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You stink you fucking whore and I smashed your monkey ass. That was it, you filthy twat.
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So you are a italian racist cunt. Doesn't change anything. You stay dumb and ignorant and I pity brain damaged std spreading whores like you.
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This is so clear now, you fucking retarded tranny the more I read from you the more it becomes obvious this is you Cato/Cathy/Sarah. Sick, vile aids having drag-queen with a new nick. What I coincidence that I have never seen the ID Cathy here again. You cannot fool anybody in this place you nutty freak.
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Hey Einstein... wipe the spittle from your chin. Or was Rasheed visiting?
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Clean out your stinkin ass and mouth, house-negro fag.
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this babe has a huge future ahead in her...
Shut ur fucking mouth you bastrds!! get ur filthy asses somewhere in the jungle..
Spoonie says "Clean out your stinkin ass and mouth, house-negro fag."
intersting, there are still plenty of racist out there... i agree, they are really worthy of slow death..
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Sfaggy Luv...I can swear I´m not Cathy/Cato. Really, I just like the word "putana". I like the word "puta" too. Stop trying to offend me with them, you´re actually turning me on!...Sometimes they are the perfect words to be heard during rough sex. The kind of sex Rasheed gives to you, while you´re bent over the table.
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I knew you was a obese whore from the beginning but I'm not into drag-queen nor trannies, faggots in general are out of the question. So FUCK YOU Cato/Cathy/Sarah = white dude pretending to be a hot babe.
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^^ The poor slob.
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^^Flufferboy and she-male lover. What a loser.
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I´m 115 pounds and 5'7", Spoonie. You may call me fat 100 times and never achieve what you´re expecting to. But you, well...I´m picturing you looking like late Notorious B.I.G., only a little uglier.
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Don't lie aids bitch, you weigh 280 lbs, are bald and smell like shit. The freaks usually come out at night in womens clothes and wigs. Just ask GoliHOMO.
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Alright, you´re a freak and has issues, I got it. So...for the last time, go suck some Arian cock. The smell of shit must be usual and normal to you since every time you open your fucking snout it´s exactly what comes out.
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And what do you have agaisnt this dude? Goliwhatever? He didn´t want to fuck your ass and now you´re angry? LOL.
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By the way, I´ve just found your secret identity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
People, let´s take a look at Spoonie and his new hit.
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Oh shit, I tried to post the video from Utube where you perform your song "What what in the butt". You´re that guy who sings the song, Samwell, aren´t you? Dude, you´re black and fabulous!!!
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Stop eating shit and spreadin HIV. And nobody wants to see your fag video clips. Fat, disgusting tranny. Time for another fake nick!
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Spoonie, come on!...It is YOUR video. Man, that is definitely you. Black, FAGulous and self absorbed. It MUST be you.
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As I said before any twit that searches YouTube for faggot videos or in this case for his own flicks must be a faggot himself. Eat shit and die you sick, retarded racist tranny! How pathetic you are. And you wanted to fool people that you are a fine woman with class, values and morals. Preposterous.
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So Spoonie thinks she's a rock star... looks more like a cock star, to me.
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^^What's up house-negro faggot? I see your tight dickgobbling schedule left you some time for posting crap. Hey listen flufferboy, constant spreading of your buttcheeks is bad for your health. Cato knows everyting about that.
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Spoonie says, "Hey listen flufferboy, constant spreading of your buttcheeks is bad for your health."
Once again, I'm not interested in your gay sex tips.
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on pic 3 you can clearly see how strangely wide her neck is
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her nose doesn't really look filipino or asian...its all dented n shit ..anywaiiz i've heard shes this and shes that..but i've seen her parents..and unless she's adopted..or one of them was a step-parent then she can't be any of those things..they look so AUSSIE!
and that's not a bad thing..it's just there is no Filipino or Persian looking person that's for sure..turkish serbian? i dunno..looking pretty anglo.
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And you are a fucking asshole. Since when do you define beauty standards and what people should like? Are you a fascist or some sort of control freak? Don't try to impose your fucked up taste on other people, yeah, and fuck off to your beauty salon, fag Steve. You can almost press two fists in between the space of her eyes. That's fug. Well, to me at least.
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steve,
don't mess with spoonie's feathers...rabid dog comes to mind.
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12 car pileup gorgeous!!!
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gotta say, her eyes are beautiful...prefer oval faces though but she's still darn cute. I would kill to date her and that bod.
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Kind of funny looking face, but she's very pretty in a youthful way. But she has beautiful skin. Smooth and fresh. I like very much. But I've never heard of her.
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Miranda is cute, sexy and distinctive. And I've already said she's one of my favorite VS angels.
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i don't think she has a beautiful face at all.
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DOUBLE POST SORRY!
as much as i try not to begruge people for their fame..wealth..
i DO NOT get the hype with this girl?
am i crazy?? she really is nothing special...it BOGGLES the mind to think how she (out of all the beautiful models we have in australia) is the first aussie to do VS!?
suspect or what..it was like dolly...portmans...VICTORIAS SECRET how odd.
you really do need to see her without makeup to realize what i'm talking about but maybe you can look up her myspace to check the candid pics..she's pretty but plain.
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she looks better than marissa miller
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WTF, everyone needs to calm down....why get all pissy about one girl?
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