Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine



Yes, I'm aware these pictures are old news and were immediately circulated once published on the Internet. However, those were the little LQ versions... this way I guess you guys can be more critical about her.

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this is hte HOTEST, for me she's #1....

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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No ,not at all.She is sexy.But nothing special

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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Eh.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:17pm
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''Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown''

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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i really,really like these.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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Jessica Alba's hot. Check out Stop to the Top tho'. Its even got an myspace address! LOOOL http://myspace.com/spicegirls2007

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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What an ugly twat! soooooooo overrated, just like Halle Berry and most hollywood women.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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Pretty...but overrated.... and a self hater.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:00pm
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say Cathy, how many magazine covers have you been on again?

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:23pm
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Is it me or does that cover look terrible? Her posture / expression says "I'm bored. Can we please get this over with?".

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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Her butt cheeks are on point.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:46pm
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Some criticize her for being cocky and overrated; others call her a "self-hater". Let's quit with all the excuses and accept that she's extremely attractive. And as far as her personality goes? Well, you can't honestly tell anything about that from her posture or a couple of quotes in a magazine, so unless any of you are closely acquainted with the girl, don't pretend like your opinion on her character is verified.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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Top Ten most beautiful chick of all-time. Yes, that's out of 40 billion chicks.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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# 13. We're entitled to our own opinions...even if you don't like it. Bite us. Isn't this what the bastardly is all about? Or...are we supposed to all agree on everyone?

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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@15 Starrica> You go girl!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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verrrrrrrrrrrrryyy overrated...nothing special at all

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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Cute but will be a has-been in 5 years. Her acting blows. And the self-hating - very shallow, chica!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 6:37pm
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she is hot but she can't act for shit

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 6:44pm
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She is a stupid, overrated, now also anorexic bitch with no personality whatsoever and one of the worst actresses i have ever seen!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 6:50pm
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cute, but talentless. Sooner or later looks fade, no matter who you are

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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I agree with mercenary. WAY WAY WAY miscast in the Fan 4 films. (What the role needs is someone who looks like a 22 year old Heather Locklear.)
Also, that GQ cover is awful.
It makes her look like she has a misshapen skull....

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 8:39pm
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Not cute. She looks like a Bratz doll. And her body is very misproportioned.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:07am
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Ok body is a 10, well no, sorry when she had a body it was a 10. Right now she's too skinny. Face eh, we've all seen better. Personality...what, she has one?

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 4:40am
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Aw, I don't think she's a self-hater. Its not that she denies her heritage - just that she hates the labelling. Like she says, Cameron Diaz is half-cuban, but people rarely call her latino.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 4:47am
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She's American. why settle for anything less ;-)

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 8:11am
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hmmm,what a ugly bikini...

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 8:21am
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David, Christy alley was also on magazine covers, so was Oprah, doesn't make them hot. I KNOW I am wayyyyyy hotter than Halle Berry since I was at the same club as her and guys were staring and hitting on me instead of her. People were shocked at how overrated she is. That includes Jessica Alba and cie too.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 9:22am
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@madhatter90: Hates labelling? She is a Latina and looks like one so she's going to be LABELLED as one. Maybe she needs to take a look at yourself in the mirror. No one calls Cameron "Latina" because she passes as white and most people don't associate her looks with Latinos. I guess Jessica is jealous because Cameron can pass as white and she can't?

Anyway, this photoshoot sucks. She's not hot anymore.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:22am
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She's like a very beautiful, ripe piece of fruit that you bite into and find out she's tasteless and bland on the inside. Once the outide goes downhill there will be nothing left. Age bears the truth out.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:28am
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Blah says, "I guess Jessica is jealous because Cameron can pass as white and she can’t?"

Why would that be anything to be jealous about? Plus, Cameron looks like a troll.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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Jessica Biel's spread in GQ kicks this one's ass, BIG TIME!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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She has bitched about Cameron being able to get white girl roles even though she's Hispanic, because she's light skinned and blond. Jessica just needs to shut up and look on improving her acting skills cause her looks are fading fast.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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# 33 Agreed

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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ya ya says, "She has bitched about Cameron being able to get white girl roles even though she’s Hispanic, because she’s light skinned and blond."

Well, if that's true, Jessica needs her head examined. Blond, white actresses should be bitchin', if anyone.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:51pm
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yeah cathy, Oprah and Kirstie Alley were on a lot of covers but i mean magazines about hot women, not "good housekeeping" giving diet tips. as far as Halle being so very overrated, well..if it's true then she's pulling one hell of a scam job because she been making hot lists for like 10 years now.

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 6:40am
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im sorry. WHERE exactly is the appeal in this girl? does anyone else think she's gone WAY downhill?

btw, the cover shot is pretty bad. the rest of the photoshoot doesn't do her justice either.

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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Her body is foul. That cover shot...no shape to her, toothpick arms and legs. I'm struggling to see her appeal.
I can't believe this twat says she has 'curves'.

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 4:41am
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these are just some bad pictures of her,

i bet you she is real pretty in person, shell probably blow you away

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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body nice...but her cover in the mag is l0oking really disturbing and weird that makes her ugly sagy cheeks,..but i think shes hot hotter than ambrosoi girl..

jesica u will have some gramys tropies.. if u sit there..naked...

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 4:58am
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walker

Jessica Biel’s spread in GQ kicks this one’s ass, BIG TIME!

^ ^ amen to that, albatross looks like a retarded baboon, since when is it hot when a sub par, NOT hot chick make her look like she has down syndrome with an angry bitch face on and drool all over herself?! gross, she looks like a man and needs to pull her over sized, egotistical, self-loathing, low self-esteemed ( " i know i have curves but i hate them.. i wish i was taller and skinnier" ok, is that why you frolick all over the place half naked in mis matched bikinis hoping someone ( like the 'razzi you "could give 2 shits about) will take your pic and then while wmiling all the time as you bitch, "get past my hotness! im a serious actress!"...oh yeah, and "i dont have TIME for this!" she says when the troops asked to pose with her for a pic.....jeez what a fucking cunt
bitch, get over yourself, your no scarlet johansen

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 7:57pm
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she has some huge fucking feet too!! i loved what sarah silverman said about her "there are have some very VERY big shoes to fill ( re: the MTV movie awards)........mostly because jessica albas feet are like boats! i mean, there like clown shoe feet!" LOL

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=145794

lol!!! jessica alba IS a clown, i just wish shed realize it

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 8:03pm
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ya ya

She has bitched about Cameron being able to get white girl roles even though she’s Hispanic, because she’s light skinned and blond. Jessica just needs to shut up and look on improving her acting skills cause her looks are fading fast.

ya ya i completely agree, and its like this: jess is only jealous of cam because
cameron is a talented actress, not a slutty sleep around, "enjoys one-night-stands", and has wwaayy more talent in her fucking NOSE HAIRS than albatross could EVER dream to have. cameron dosent have to fuck everyone in hollywood to be cast in a film, a serious one, a comedy, it goes on. fuck you albatross, get your cry baby whining HUGE head out of your HUGE ass and get a fucking clue, take some acting lessons, even if felicity huffman made you cry, just fucking do it and maybe one day when your 30 and your LATINA genes kick in, youll be on your knees for hef to put you in his mag.
stupid twerp
better yet, get OVER yourself, jessica! dissing the troops, dissing her heritage... damn, this bitch

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:58am
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is it just me or does she get more and more BORING

Friday, July 20th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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Eve

She hates her latin heritage. What an ungrateful bitch. If she has any special features, which I don´t think she does, she must thank her mexican blood. Stupid self hater.

^ ^ amen to that

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 8:09pm
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she is rlly overarted sorry to upset any1 I think she pretty hot but there r hotter girls I see everyday!!! way hotter ughhhh stop with the average loooking alba

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 9:06pm
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She hates her latin heritage. What an ungrateful bitch. If she has any special features, which I don´t think she does, she must thank her mexican blood. Stupid self hater.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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boring!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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no, mojo, she is the definition of boring. and fug. and brainless and concieted.
jesSUCKA albaTROSS is the product when SHAME eats (WWWAAAAYY) too much STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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