The Bastardly Morning Report From Buenos Aires, Arg
Monday, July 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
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Bastardly Travels - Buenos Aires Trip #2! Ow!
The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
I was in Buenos Aires, Argentina 2 years ago and there was beautiful women everywhere you went;
strange I don't see any in these pictures!!
Where did they all disappeared to?
Did you go down to the Beach
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That same chick in the first picture kinda looks like the mannequin on the left. She needs to take her clothes off to make an apples to apples comparisson.
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Watch out for bug meteors, dude.
"I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all!"
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gah! Lucky bastards. Eh, ill visit Argentina...eventually. Its on my list behind hang-gliding and wherever Alessandra Ambrosio lives
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argentina sounds nice
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I'm jealous. You guys sure do get around. If an Argentine girl is out of the question... how about a cute Argentine guy (namely Mariano MartÃnez). Come on, help a girl out! You need to show more loyalty to the depraved girls who hang around this place.
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worst Bastardly post ever!
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Man, u settle for nothing.
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Hey BASTARDS!!!! I live in Buenos Aires, and it causes much happiness to me that comes to visit to us Buenos Aires! the traditional food of winter is delicious! the photos are of the corner of santa fe and callao, but I hope that you know places like la boca, caminito,
thanks to visit to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It has the look and feel of Italy/Spain.
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Ehrm... Gekko, THERE IS a beach in Buenos Aires, and it's by the river. IT might not be like the Mar del PLata ones, but there is one.
NIce to see you bastards liked Buenos Aires. I'm going to spend the whole month of August in Argentina and visit Iguazu falls for a week, wheeeee!
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#14 I agree. It's like Latin America's Italy.
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Starac F. agrees with #8. What is the point of this blurry nonsense ?
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yes, Laura, would you dip your fat ass in that mud-water?? That is not a beach, is a river bank.
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What the f*ck is wrong with you, Gekko? Mummy didn't love you and now you're hating on the world? If you have anger management issues go see a shrink, idiot.
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1st picture:
dude in the brown suit probably abducted that chick
a couple minutes after you snapped that pic
might want to send that picture to the Argentinian authorities
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hey guys, please bring me a 2lb queso de cabra and some mate. cool. thanks
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Stupid fucks, there are no beaches in buenos aires, u need to go to Mar del plata for that, and that's a loooong way to go for a crappy beach like.
You bastards have been walking along Santa Fe street. LAME holidays...
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the bald guy in the first pic is hot !!!!! :)
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