The Bastardly Asks: Where Do We Classify Brooke Langton?
Friday, June 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
From the Wikipedia:
Brooke Langton (born November 27, 1970) is an American actress.
She also appeared alongside Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman in the 2000 film The Replacements, and had a brief role in the 1996 indie film Swingers. In addition to these films, she has starred in a number of smaller films like Partners with Jay Harrington and Julie Bowen, Playing Mona Lisa with Alicia Witt, and Kiss the Bride with Alyssa Milano. Her most recent film role was in the film Primeval, which was released in January of 2007, as well as an appearance in the video for the song (You Want To) Make A Memory by Bon Jovi. She's also cast in a lead role in the film The Kingdom, which is set to be released in 2007.
Langton currently is a regular on Friday Night Lights.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse this thing is getting posted. Damn is she ugly. This is nasty!!!! My dick has fallen into a coma once again.
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Those shoes don't go with that damn dress.
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Not feeling the face, looks a bit manly.
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We need a 'Hag" category Jackson. She clearly isn't a babe, she's no buttaface by definition because she needs to have a bangin' body with an ugly face and she lacks the body part. She's not repulsive so she can't really be called ugly. Finally she didn't release a sex tape so she isn't a slut or whore either, or what I personally call a slore.
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"Babes"?? Are you all on fucking CRACK??!! Definitive brown-bagger.
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she played nikki in swingers, too.
she was hot... back in the early 90's
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I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH #4. NOTHING MORE TO BE SAID ON THE SUBJECT.
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At least she looks somewhat decent with 10 pounds of make up on.
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I like her. She has a certain something about her. Cool.
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I'd put her in the MILF category. Not super-MILFlicious like Liz Hurley or Christy Turlington, but still MILFy yummy.
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ok, I really wanna see and hear from people that voted babe for this chick...wtf?!!!
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look at that face, that smile....she is saying, "I ll blow you off but I will take a piece with me" yeah, she is a biter/chewer...
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rainy day lay
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i saw her in the Replacements and hot damn she was on point. now just point blank busted stuff
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