Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Summer Altice @ The Pink Taco Opening in L.A.



And the Wiki says...



Summer Danielle Altice (born December 23, 1979 in Fountain Valley, California, U.S.A.) is an American fashion model and actress. She was named after Miss USA 1975, Summer Bartholomew.
She won Young and Modern (YM) magazine's cover girl contest in 1995 plus she was on the cover of YM's November issue that year and subsequently signed with Elite modeling agency before appearing on the cover of GQ as well as men's magazines Maxim and Max. Maxim magazine currently featured her in their Girls of Maxim gallery. She was ranked number 100 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women In The World" in 2002. [Wiki]


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she looks good but too much make up

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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Not feeling the face, bitch looks a bit manly.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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Her toes are touching the carpet. Try buying shoes in your size.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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She does look very good indeed. Looks healthy. That fact alone is worthy of praise.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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Another typical american bar tramp. But she can have it, in the parking lot or the restroom.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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I'd stick it in her pooper.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 4:09pm
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nneds bigger titties and shoes that fit but i'd do her from behind.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Her face foundation doesn't match the rest of her body...Her eyes are very pretty though. She has the potential to glam it up more. I can see her being a 10 with work.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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Naaah. She's got that old lady thing starting: those fat upper arms that look like ham-hocks. What is it with older women....no mattoer how hard they work out or what their face and tits look like, they ALWAYS have upper-arm pudge. Granny arms. Nasty.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 5:55pm
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Hard to be a has-been if she never had much of a career to begin with. The year she was in Playboy, I was lusting more for Nicole Lenz -- and she's only famous for supposedly appearing in a sex video with Paris Hilton.

But Summer still looks pretty hot to me. That is the type of Global Warming I would welcome.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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Soooo pretty and natural looking.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 8:36pm
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A bit old.

Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 1:55am
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Nothing much wrong with that.

Average, but I'd fuck her over a few drinks.

Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 9:38am
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I'd open her pink taco.

Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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How can you win Miss USA 4 years before your born??

interesting

Monday, July 2nd, 2007 @ 10:34am
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She was NAMED AFTER Miss USA 1975. Nowhere does it say she WAS Miss USA. Learn to read you fucking dimwit. And while you're at it, learn to spell, too.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:31am
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