Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz avoids creepy guy!
Friday, June 29th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz is drowning!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone and stretches at the same time!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Penelope Cruz Left Ibiza & Didn't Go To The Beach With Sister Monica!!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone AND tries on shoes at the same time!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz Runs into a Paris Christian Dior Store!













Gorgeous here and I like the dress.
She is looking better and better since hanging with Shakira.
In my mind they are having quite the torrid love affair.
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Nice job on those captions. On page two she looks a bit manly. Unflattering.
But love her cans, would suck them sore and dry and slap them too.
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why do broads and fags(rasheed) even comment on how good women look ....let straight men handle the criteria for whats we think is hot .....not some overweight chick sitting at her compter eat haen-das or some dick in the booty ass fag(rasheed)
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I'd nut in every orifice of that body
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Ohh....She looks good here. I LOVE that dress. I want that dress! It looks like this Christian Dior dress...maybe it is.... Usually Penelope looks drab but here she looks fab. I never noticed what nice chest she has.
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Those are not good pictures at all, but Penelope is a lovely woman and she looks great.
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I want to see some black on spanish action.
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That body definitely makes me Open My Eyes.
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Old and certainly past her prime.
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@ 3, why do draq queens/trannies like you even give a fuck about what people think about these women? Why not go worry about more important things like if you will get that sex change operation or not?
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She is quite fugly.
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She is beautiful!
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she has an ugly mouth and an ugly accent too.
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penelope is naturally beautiful
all the people who deny she has beauty are brainwashed by the media and their uses of make up and photoshop....
or just plain jealous
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