Gisele Bundchen Bikini Photoshoot Pictures! Ow!



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Doesn't look like a man here you haters.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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she looks like a man. man face and no waist at all.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 5:40pm
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i like the pix where she is NOT facing us...looks almost like a barbie doll, long legs and such...but when she is facing, u can see she has no waist and an ugly, man face...

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:02pm
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Let's see. . .

Man face -- check

1:1 waist: hip ration -- check

flat chest -- check

If you're a man attracted to this "female" you might want to reconsider your sexual orientation.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:09pm
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she looks hot. people here are fuckin retarded sometimes

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:13pm
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HOT BITCH! That's why she makes 40 million a year modeling. It's really just a scam. But as you don't like her, another one for me! THANKS!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:14pm
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Definetly not attracted to this fug. Shitty long and skinny body, bones stickin out, no hips, no curves at all on this bitch, hardly any tits, trannysh face and that NOSE is just the nastiest thing of her crappy fuckface.

No, thank you.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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Yeah, guess being the world's highest paid model was a huge mistake.. All the modelling agencies and clients who hired her should have listened to you geniuses..

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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you people are dumb there are some ugly models out theere

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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she happens to be tall and skinny and her personality is most like ly nice that is why she is a model not because of her face, she has an average face

and prettier girls than her dont have charisma to be models, there are tall, prettier girls, withskinny bodys, but their personality might suck,

lima,gisele, petra, and alessandra, all look like fun nice people to be around with

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:48pm
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate her. I hate this bitch. And she is ugly no matter what the fashion wannabe bozos say.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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#13

What? She's a supermodel because her personality is most likely nice? Wtf??? How do you even know that, that her personality is most likely nice? Maybe she's a freak or stuck up and conceited. Or even worse stuff.

That's probably the second most dumbest thing I have heard on this board and you dare to call people dumb that don't share your weird fascination with this thing. Ridiculous.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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Nobody is saying the modelling industry is wrong, but remember they are run by homosexuals who are....say it with me... are attracted to men! So thus they would pick a woman who.... looks close to a man because that's what they are attracted to. I know its hard for certain ppl to comprehend but that's really the science behind her success.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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IMO, too skinny. She would look much better with hips.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:25pm
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For the most part, these are some spectacular pictures of her. She does not look like a man. She's looking great.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:28pm
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I am going to take a wild guess with this but
I think the reason she appears to have a lack of hips is
because her torso is completely straight and wide
and not hourglass shaped like most women's bodies are.
So it looks like her abdomen being wide and hips being narrow
makes it hard to separate the two.
Heck I don't know........

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:32pm
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This post makes me sad. Sad because I am not Walter Iooss Jr., lead photographer for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, the guy who gets to watch supermodels prance around in bodypaint on the beach.

(sniff)

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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One thing to say: Well done Mika Brzezinski.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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Omega, you might be right. Perhaps the only thing that would work for her type of build would be some Dita Von Teese style corseting. I highly doubt that feels good, though.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:57pm
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very very hot

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 8:00pm
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@ Suburban Socialite
yeah a corset or some body shaper would help a lot

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 8:43pm
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OMEGA:

That's the WHOLE POINT!! Top models are supposed to be the ideal female form, but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE SHAPE OF A WOMAN!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 9:40pm
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HOT

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 10:23pm
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Hey Gisele is an amazing model, anyway visit www.adrianalima.com
and Join my mailing list.
p.s. She's an amazing model and really good at what she does.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:14pm
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Gisele is fuckin hot no matter what u haters say! Yea she is lackin in tha hips and ass but the rest is perfect!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:21pm
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Put the words "Gisele" and "bikini" together and you wouldn't think the predominant thought would be boring. In this case you'd be wrong. There's nothing wrong with her. Most of the people bagging on her would drag their balls across ten feet of broken glass just to get a chance to sniff her panties regardless of the too-cool attitude that anonymous talk-back posting affords. However, these are dull pictures.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:28pm
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Absolutely hot!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:34pm
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Page #10 !!!
Handsome skinny man with boobies.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:54pm
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@19 It's more her hips, her comp card lists her stats as 34-23-32 but I think her hips are even smaller, agencies frequently fudge stats to be more marketable. Gisele is notorious for always bending her torso/arching her back, to create the illusion of larger hips.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 12:04am
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She looks pretty good in those pictures, not like a man. And flat chested? What the hell, since when is a B cup flat? It's perfect! The only thing that's really bad looking is that from the front only, her waist is not pronounced at all. A little weird, but she still seems like fun!

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 12:38am
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YAWN

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 1:22am
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Lol, those guys who say they arent at all atracted to this woman are low, pathetic liars... I mean, she never was anything special for me but there's no denying she is EVARR BANGIN!

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 2:54am
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@ 16, exactly, it´s a shame that homo´s run the fashion industry, just look at ANTM, you mostly see fugly and weird looking chicks on that show, because fags are either jealous or they simply don´t know what a hot woman looks like. It´s sickining.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 5:31am
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Oh, and Gisele is one of the most disgusting trannies I have ever seen, it doesn´t get any manlier than this, if you like this chick, you´re likely to be gay.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 5:33am
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sexy

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 6:08am
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soooo funny..cuz Adriana lima has 33 inch hips and can sometimes look very very straight...candids on hollywood tuna, you would be shocked. (red bikini).

You don't have to look like Dita Von Teese to be sexy. When Giselle "works it" on the runway, she's awesome! She has an insane curve to her lower back and bum and has legs that go on for miles...very feminine.

Dita Von Teese looks dysmorphic like a scoliosis victim.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 6:58am
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pretty good quality.... for a fucking camera phone.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 7:39am
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@ Steve, I don´t understand what you´re saying, which post?

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 8:53am
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@ Steve, no it´s not true, I´m not fat or smelly, and I have no issues with women, I´m just giving my honest opinion about these "showbiz" women, and currently 9 out of 10 women in showbiz (movies,tv,modeling,music) are fugly/boring/unattractive, I don´t think that´s a healthy situation.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 9:11am
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Models are actually more interested clothed. Where is the female form here? I find Gisele cute, but more because of her hair and accent, they isn't much more than hint of "womanliness" in these picture. How is she an ideal?

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 9:49am
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That's why she is #1

Hope she was the host of the Brazilian Next Top Model

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 9:57am
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oh gimme a break, people who say she has the perfect body

if you can look at her pix and find a waist, let me know. She has NO waist whatsoever. I wonder where they put the tape measure on that waist to get the 24".

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 10:18am
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Gisele is the sexiest woman alive!

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 3:18pm
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Gisele looks like a great girl to be around, very down to earth. She's easy on the eyes, that's for damn sure!
Who said she's an ideal or a perfect woman? A lot of people think models have to be flawless. Models are there to model clothes and because the clothes look good on them. Of course, they have to be pretty and most of all have strong personalities, but nobody said anything about perfection, because nobody is perfect.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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This should not be the highest paid model of all time. It's not that she's hideous, but she has a very flat body and an ultimate manface. she's really average looking anyway. She should no way be on the same level as Adriana and Petra who are both much better looking. Also, I heard she had a loser personality, so that does it, this woman is totally useless.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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i always thought she looked way too old for her age. she's starting to look unattractive. relationship with tom doesn't help

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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she is as hot as the thai trannies.

Sunday, July 1st, 2007 @ 11:21pm
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she maybe needs to eat one more steak this year

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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vote or die is a BEAST

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:36pm
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...I see no boys w/boobies on p10...I see a pretty lady, though.
49...the anger that you feel toward beautiful women is just the gayness in you trying to find a way out. read a self help book or go on Dr phil to confront this issue.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 4:11am
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HOT HOT HOT!

Saturday, July 28th, 2007 @ 11:43pm
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That face is so disgusting, I see a man enjoying the beach.

Saturday, December 8th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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No doesn't look like a man, just tall, straight with no hips and flat chested, definately doesn't look like a man.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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This girl has a great body, could use a little more hips, but no one, repeat no one is perfect.
If you saw half the girls posted here that you drool over, before the ten hours of work that goes into the shots (make up, lighting, filtering, 500 snaps to get 1 keeper, computerized retouching etc.), you would be amazed. She looks good, if not your taste so be it, I think very little of Biel, Scar Jo, Kim K. etc.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:37pm
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Sorry haters, but I have to say she looks very good in these pics.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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Smashing hot and her body is perfectly slender!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:24pm
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gisele is beautiful

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 11:35pm
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She looks like a skinny boy in page 10. She's a cloth hanger for designers, nothing else.

Adriana gives Gisele a lesson in how to look like a woman:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/496/v265472c9f9b0pi8.jpg

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 12:05am
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hey rasheed, did you read your psycho asalysis on the Elle post? It's pretty amusing...correct?..I don't know...but amusing.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 6:59am
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Yeah and this tranny has no ass either. I once saw her on TV dancing samba that was one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. She tried to to dance samba but with what??? You need some hips and ass for this shit. But not with Gisello Bello. Disgusting! She creeps me out.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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eatin' material

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 7:00am
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honestly, better than April Scott whose WHR is closer to 0.5.with a 20 foot long torso. Hour glass is nice but only up to a WHR of 0.666, then it's bizarre to look at. All the studies show 0.7 to be the ideal shape for MEN...they chose based on pictures.

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 7:01am
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she`s thin but she has no waist line, for example alessandra ambrosio have great waist, it gives that feminine look, that Gisel dont have!

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 11:42am
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