Jordin Sparks is Only 17-Years Olds, But Looks 32


Snapped @ the 2007 BET Awards

And the Wiki says...



Jordin Brianna Sparks (born on 22 December 1989 in Phoenix, Arizona)[2] is an American singer. On May 23, 2007, she was declared the winner of the sixth season of the reality television show American Idol. At 17, this makes her the youngest winner in American Idol history. In addition, she is the only winner who is from the Southwest, rather than the American South. [Wiki]


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Not that good looking on these pics (too much make up), but I kinda like her.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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One huge ugly ass bitch.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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yuck!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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Uh oh Rasheed, I agree with you. I kinda felt like a dirty old women watching her on AI...

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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A large brown department store bag would be appropriate here.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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@4, you´re bisexual, I guess? And yes, I think that with less make up on, she would look kinda cute. Sadly enough, American Idol is not shown on TV in Holland.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 3:52pm
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Something like that. And not having AI is definitely not something to be sad about. You're not missing anything.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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"Jordin Sparks is Only 17-Years Olds, But Looks 32"

Umm, you mean size 32 or just the amount of front teeth she seems to have in the 2nd pic?
Jordin SHARKS would be a more appropriate name. It is a pretty tarp she's wearing tho..

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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At least she looks better than Brooke Hogan whose 18 and looks 55!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 4:19pm
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She's not fat. She's plus-sized. Trust me, there is a difference. She may be big, but she's still toned. It's not nasty and all hanging out. She's beautiful....she doesn't look too old. Magic is in the make up.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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I heard that whale is the new "normal".

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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omg we look soooooooooo much alike...weird

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 5:53pm
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HOG

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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LMAO at #8's comment... about her wearing size 32...

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 6:55pm
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Now that looks like a Tranny!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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Those are terriable pictures. She normally is very cute. As far as her being fat I dont think she is. She is really tall so I think she is a good weight for her height.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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She is very sexy. She ain't tryin to be a size 2 like everyone. A man has to be able to hold something. Wouldn't want to get any Nicole Richie bones in my mouth.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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damn, she does look old.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 10:27pm
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This cunt is fugly as shit and cannot sing her way out of that brown bag looming over her head. So sad that Melinda didnt win...stupid stupid stupid.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 1:02am
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Anyone know how tall she is?????

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 1:19am
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Not great pictures, but Jordin can be really cute. She looks good when she's just looking normal, and she can be made up well, but sometimes I think stylists only know how to make up little stick-figures, so they wind up making her look whalish.

Oh, and @20: She's six feet tall.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 10:48am
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Fat. And her butt smells.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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SHE'S 7'4

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 4:55pm
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She would have had a chance against Achilles.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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She looks great, and you haters wish you were even one hundredth as talented or looked even 1/100th as good as her. You're just mad about her success. She is not a whale, she is not ugly, she is a role model... Shove your comments... I love Jordin and all that she stands for.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:51am
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she looks like a drag

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 3:58am
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i like her, she's cute.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 1:16am
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Id hit it, like um tall.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:38am
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I swear most of yall are some HATERS. BIG TIME. Jordin is not fat. She is not ugly. Just because she is not 5'4" and doesn't weigh 99 pounds doesn't mean she is "fat" or not "normal". I bet half of yall hating ass bitches don't even come CLOSE to her in looks or talent. Before you try and down grade someone, you need to look at yourself. I bet most of yall can't carry a tune to save your life. Grown the fuck up. Peace.

Monday, July 21st, 2008 @ 10:52pm
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she stdyng 4 high school,,...bt her (.) (.) stdying 4 graduate..lolllllll

Sunday, September 14th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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I think Jordin Sparks is blessed to have the talent that she does. She is a very beautiful, she does not look old and is not that tall, and her makeup looks great.GO JORDIN SPARKS!!!!!!

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 @ 10:13am
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