Bastardly Fanmail: Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron Edition
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
As a first time viewer of this website I've found this to be nothing but
bullshit, as a close friend of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens I've found that
the following caption (see link below)...
...is nothing more than a pathetic lie to help populate this website. For
correct info it was nothing more than a day at the beach. Do us all a favour
and stop making up lies for headlines and leave them and the rest of the people
you've been making up fake headlines to help your failing site alone.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Daniel
Daniel!
Thank you for the email! It is much appreciated to hear from a first time visitor! Really, now be honest, what else did you think of our pathetic and failing website? Hey, since you're a close friend of Zac and Vanessa then maybe you can help get that sextape for us? I mean, we already her "Cousin Ryan" try to exploit some money from our pathetic and failing website for it.
Crap, did I make up more lies for headlines with this post too? Damn, I really do have a problem making up shit to help populate our pathetic and failing site. Our deepest apologies if we've offended you as a first time visitor to the site but let's all hope you'll be returning to our pathetic and failing site for more fake headlines. If not, we'll miss yoy; well, not really. Have a wonderful day!
The Bastardly
Maybe they shouldn't be on eachother's legs at the beach if they don't want people speculating. Nothing special about the two anyway.
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the dude looks gay and the girl looks like those hot latina sluts in southern cali.
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Who is that gayboy Daniel? What a dork. Fuck him!! And this Zac dude looks fucked up too.
I'm still undecided regarding this Vanessa slut. Most of the times she's looked plain and boring. Not a fug but boring. Maybe she'll get hot in few month or years.
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Daniel I believe nothing happened at the beach because look at Zac, he's obviously a pansy who couldn't handle a girl like Vanessa. Anyway more people know about the Bastardly than have heard of these two nobodies don't worry about it.
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ahh,'Madonna', I agree with the whole Zac is such a pansy he couldn't handle a girl like vanessa but surely more people know who Zac and Vanessa are than they know about the bastardly?? Or is the bastardly really well known in America? just curiouse
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I think she is so gorgeous. I hope she stays that way and doesn't jump on the child star bandwagon.
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pimp and protutute !!!!!!!!1111
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She's beautiful once she hits older age she'll be really fine. Hopefully, So that way I dont feel so bad to spanking it to her pics :]
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LOLZ. GO BARBIE!!!1 PIMP AND PROSTITUE. LOLZ.
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Are you kidding me?
Hey Daniel...your a fucking faggot dude! Do you really think that playing the lead role in a D-, B-rated, shitty kids movie makes these two something special, YOUR WRONG DUMBASS. And oh don't gimme that,
"I'm their friend, stupid head!"
Crap either, the only thing you know is how to pleasure yourself to their picture and wish you hand something other to tell girl than,
"Cha....I've got like....600 friends on Myspace."
Your much like the rest of the fangirls out there, stupid, illogical, out of shape, and just plain fucking stupid. Your a joke, ZAC EFRON is a joke, the guy looks like he was in a fight with a hornets nest without his 3 pounds of makeup on, and when he does have it on he looks like a fucking tangerine from all that fake tanning the faggot does. The guy couldn't whip anyone's ass, MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH less tear her's up.
And Vanessa....no comment.
But you....just....made me laugh my ass off, your so pathetic Daniel, get a life, get a girl, and quit trying to run around and convince everyone you know these to, because guess what queer....YOU DON'T, your a joke.
Now go on, go round up the rest of your douch bag, malibu, faggot friends, and run on to see Hairspray, you fucking loser.
P.S. And all of you tubby little fangirls sitting at home, surrounded by your "Zanessa" posters, pictures, and such, GIVE IT UP FATTIES, you don't know the fucking guy OR girl either, I doubt anyone who's ever visited this fucking site has, so give that shit up, lose some weight, and learn how to spell.
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Vanessa Whoregens
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that girl is truly beautiful, if you guys every get to see her in person
she'll probaly take your breath away, im not kidding
shes one of the few celebrities that has a face that's actually damn stunning withOUT all that fake makeup
it's so fucking annoying when those ugly jealous bitches talk shit about her, when all they're feeling is pure jealousy, it's gayy, and they go "she's such a hoe" or "she's ugly", "she's fat" man stfu
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Zac Effron is a GIANT Bastard.
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how can you guys say such bad crap about a good couple. you guys are just jealous and don´t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. Stop saying this crap. also there is no sextape you guys r just making bad publicity about them. maybe u guys should look in the mirror and see what a piece of crap you really are for writing these insults. you should write it about britney pears and lindsey lohan who through over their careers for parties and alcohol. zac and vanessa r a great couple who deserve respect. you don´t c them having a kid like nicole richie and joel madden. the r a great example. zac and vanessa don´t listen to this crap you guys r a great couple and example for kids .
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that zac boy is very very small vanessa anne pudgens out stands him almost
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ZAC EFRON DOES NOT LOOK GAY WHO EVER SAYS THAT IS PROBABLLY GAY GOSH STOP HATIN AN GET A LIFE
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the thing is that they're still dating.
it's mad cool cuz i think you can really tell that zac is in love with her
((vanessa)), you can tell that she's diffrent and will be diffrent from any of the girl(S) zac is going to meet in the future or just right now.
She's undenialbly gorgeous,in person she'll like take your breath away.
id do anything just to look like her! i hate it when those stupid girls start talking shit about her, when they know that she's not going ANYWHERE cuz she' kickn ass in the buisness more than ever all by herself. no wonder zac fell for her, i mean she's totally the person that is crazy/hyper like a little kid but not annoyingly loud. she's crazy/beauitful
& people keep saying *girls* that V is so lucky to get zac but he's lucky too. cuz i honestly think that god MUST have spent a little more time on our Vanessa *anne* hudgens
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whoa long comments...lol
she looks so hot.. especially on pg.3
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eh what's up with zac? his shoes make his calves look gay. vanessa looks like she's 14 in this pic. disney did a good job of younging her down to appeal to HSM tweenagers.
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i want his cock inside me!!!!!!!!
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OMG THIS SITE IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME!!! this site is SO stupid! wow. like sirously some ppl have no life..instead of actually having a life, your making a stupid website that NOBODY cares about! i think vanessa is great!!!!!!! this website is gay! what a waste WOW.
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All the young girls think he's so cute but I agree with Johnny, he looks gay.
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