Jennifer Love Hewitt's Future Starts w/ Fat & Ends w/ Ass
Monday, June 25th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

We're going to pay tribute to Jenn's golden days in the coming week, but God damn, woman!!
JLH seriously needs the Playboy Ambulance to rush her to their studios for a quick shoot before she loses everything!!
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I never saw it coming that one day she'd be this horrible spoon-shape. What the fuck, her lower half is enormous! Jennifer Love Hewitt, please turn hot again.
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Kim K's curves, and Beyonce's curves anyday. They look hot and fit. THIS is not so much hot at all. what makes it not hot!? I don't know, but it looks slooppppy.
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That's a damn shame. She's a good looking woman who's gone to seed. When she's thin, she's stunning. Now she's very ordinary looking. You'd find a woman like this in any PTA meeting.
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Fugly fatty.
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her boyfriend´s hot tho
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Shes always been ugly and she has a plain boyish face. she also has a really ugly smile
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Wow, I didn't realize her hips were this wide... Compare her to those Victoria's Secret models... she is so NOT looking hot at all.
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STILL would hit it. And all of you know you would too.
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Pretty face, but she's gained a little hip weight.
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I'd drop those jeans and butt fuck her right over the trunk of her Lexus.
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I don't think anyone noticed before because she wanted all eyes on her rack.
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well said j-sin.
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That dude is only dating this fat ass for her money.
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I Know What You Did Last Summer. You ate a lot of food.
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I'm not going to lie, I'd still definetly give her the business.
It's not that she's in horribly bad shape, it's just that her body IS a horribly bad shape.
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I don't care. her body's STILL a damn wonderland!
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Come on she is not fat.. She is just a little chunkier than her goldeb "I can be your hero baby" days... She has always been a bigger bottom than top, I guess that's more pronouced now that she gained a few.. Don't be haters, you know you'd still hit it..
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"Save the future"....Her shirt should say "Save my body". Heh.
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she just has big hips, when she was skinny her hips still looked big, and its nice to have hips
she is not fat yet
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See. bitch. That's what you get when you're "too good" to bust those God-Given melons out in a movie. You get a fat ass and then no one will care about you anymore. Showing your boobies when you're young buys you an extra 10 years of "serious actress" consideration, just because every man on the planet is looking at you and remembering how hot you once were.
Hell, Phoebe Cates is over 40 now and I'd still bang the crap out of her, just on general principal.
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she's fat.
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I'd still do her.
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Good point Dr. Disgusto but another theory could be that if she did show her famous boobs a long time ago the thrill would have been gone and nobody would have cared about her anymore. Look what happened to Pheobe Cates career, who is one of the hottest women of all time. However, I agree with you, it reached critical mass and people were dying to see Jen Love's boobs, we couldn't take it anymore. She didn't show them so we felt a little resentment and finally let her go.
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Who the hell would want to see her ugly tits? Her tits are just as ugly as her fucking face.
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Diiiizamnnn!!! She got a big Ole butt!! I'd slam dat phat fat ass!!!!
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she has the ass of a 40 yr old secretary...
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She's looked better, but oh well.
LOL @ 15
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she's still hot. go fuck kate moss you twig suckers
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WTF. Is she dating a black dude? Stay away from KFC Jennifer.
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Her body looks normal. But I always thought her faced looked fucked up, now I have proof.
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Her body proportions have done a total backflip. She used to be large breasted and slim bodied, now she's big bodied flat chested. WTF?
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pretty face, fat ass all of a suden I feel greeeeat
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if she'd be a normal person she would not be fat, but she's an actress all she have to do is being good looking and in shape (it's her job), she's not so she's fat.period
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What I never figured out was what was the big deal about her? Her tits are only C's. There are a lot of girls with bigger tits than that. Also she's never really had anything else going for her. She can't act, she can't sing (obviously, since she only sells in Japan). So why does anyone give a damn about her?
She even said her boobs have a career of their own. What a fucking dumbass...those were her career. It's pathetic when the only reason you keep getting roles is because of tits.
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Remember the days when Basterdly told her to eat more? Oh the irony.
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did she lost her torso? looks as if her boobies are directly connected to her hips?? or it must be the pants??!
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GOD DAMN!!! she must be having lunch with alicia keys or something. bitch has gone mental.
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"What are you waiting for?" she screams to her boyfriend while spinning in circles."Get me something to eat!"
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She's not that fat, its just that she's pear shaped and any weight she gains is going to really bad. Thirty pounds from now she could end up working in Willy Wonka's factory.
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I think her hips were even wider a few months ago. She may be on the comeback.
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Betcha those big tits are pretty saggy. I'd hit it.
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sad, but it does happen bcuz she is a normal woman with genetic problems
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This photo kind of reminds me of another moment....When JLH was shown in one of
several unhappy poses...with Carson Daly...Well,at least JLH has ONLY gained a
few pounds...We know she's NOT pregnant.
If JLH were happy with THIS guy,this situation wouldn't be happening. JLH has to stop
relying on one fake "psychic" after another putting her personal life into a random
spin.
And,of course,Jennifer Love Hewitt may be stressed because of that Handprint (former
business manager) lawsuit.
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you guys are nuts. she's still hot. normal women don't look like kate moss. thats the coke shoved up her (kate's) nose that makes her look that way. I'd date Jen in a heartbeat.
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I STRONGLY don't think she's fat. I agree with JohnnyMak (#34)
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Whoa; Wide Load
I'd still cream her face and tits
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i'd love to see pictures of all you supposed victoria secret models and brad pitt look alikes. even, in your dreams a girl like her wouldnt even look in most of your directions!
stop being so self righteous and "cool". or at least be funny when youre doing it.
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I rekon she's still hot, and makes my dick stone to attention.
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She is damn fine!!! Nothing wrong with the body at all.
I would sooooooooo love to be with her!!!!!
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Funny you should drag her name through the "fat" ringer...and only a year ago you were calling her "anorexic" and "needs a sandwich"?
So which is it? JLH doesn't need to be tailoring her weight constantly to the gossip columnists' demands. She is the weight she is, and don't f***ing complain everytime it shifts one way or the other!
So, bleah! *sticks out tongue* Take that, attention-whores!
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id still lick her butt.
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Love is smoking hot.Weight is fleeting. She is still the sweetheart of hollywood.sexy and a cutie pie.
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She needs to seroiusly look at her relationship. After two years together.
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She's friggin hot, you need some glasses.
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yeah, and i'm sure all of your bodies are perfect, right?
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I don't know about you guys, but I want my celebrities to be perfect. JLH looks worse than the average chicks I see around Orange County these days. Very disappointing.
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/?p=18
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she still looks great!!! Everyone is so used to her being TOO skinny that they think it looks weird she's not totally skinny. Come on, it's great she's not being anorexic anymore. She's beautiful and she's the size every average american looks. Stop being the cause for teens dying of eating disorders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, we are in seriously trouble here. We think someone as normal (shes not as skinny as she was back in the Party of Five days) as Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat. I'm glad JLH defended her body. She is completely normal and gorgeous. Jeez!
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First of all, insulting others whether they are JLH or a normal person off the streets is rude, moronic and exemplifies the idiocy of our society. Instead of bashing everyone who has a NORMAL body size, why dont you educate people on global and domestic issues, such as DARFUR. But I forgot, this is a culture where we induldge ourselves in trivial expenses to boost our own self-confidence. It shocks me that a highschool student understands more about the world then 60% of America.
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god people....what's wrong with having a big butt?
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I'd whip that azz into shape... No bullllshit - I would literally take a horsewhip to that azz till she lost 50 lbs. Then me and my homies wuld run a train on her... Then I would turn her out, get her on the glass pipe and she would be getting me PAID.
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weell fuck you ppls. just btw. shes a woman. real women have curves face it. shes normal. u shoudlnt compare her to the unhealthy anorexic models who are on the champage cigarett diet. thats just sick.- shes put on some weight so what? go on and judge her, but at least some of you know ur theones whoa re fat and shes lookd betterr and hotter and sexier than some of you will ever look. just stop judging ppl you don tknow.
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Kim K, J Lo, Beyonce are fat asses too, everyone is acting like Hewitt if the first actress to have a fat sloppy ass. These girls need to take some lessons from Giada De Laurentis on how to properly maintain the female figure. Hewitt should be 60 lbs lighter with DD implants.
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What a dumpy ass. In a bathing suit she is obviously at least a size 10 or 12. WTF? She is only 28 and looks like a fat house frau from the South. Game over. Always look at the mother for a window into the future of your current squeeze. She is fat.
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It's terribly sad that in this day and age of supposed 'acceptance' and being 'liberal' that people are calling Jennifer fat. I have family members who are 'fat' and large. She is nowhere near those people. So she's not perfect, she doesn't have Giselle's body...but not too many of us do. Yes, she's gained some weight as she has aged, but that's what happens. And you have to realize that she is a 'hippy' girl so some of the the things she wears may make her look larger than she really is. I take very good care of myself and get compliments on my body day and night...but I have flaws and certain things I wear may no flatter my shape. I have the J-Lo booty and a baggy pair of Victoria Secret 'Pink' sweats do not do my ass justice! Those pants are made for thinner girls with less shape. And yes, like 90% of other women have a little cellulite on the back of my legs, but I still manage to get modeling jobs. Some of the men who are posting nasty things about her probably have no girlfriend by their side and if they do, she probably can't even compare to Jennifer's beauty. Leave her alone...curves are beautiful!
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YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK. I guess you'll never be able to be happy with your normal husbands and wives... cause none will ever meet your standards.
Are you yourselves that handsome and perfect? I don't think so...
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As of the end of November,2007,we get word (through "Us",a tabloid) that JLH is
engaged!
And even MORE unhappy...the pressure put on her since that announcement is
ENORMOUS!
The dude from Scotland is bad news...and he wants citizenship. GET A LIFE,
ROSS MC CALL!! (One of about 2 or 3 boyfriends who were "hanger-on" for JLH
because of dating her during a hit show).
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Fat. I'd still hit it though. Just to say I fucked a fat B-actress.
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bananafish -- exactly: i want my celebrities to be perfect. Love-troll is a squishy little bush pig. that said -- i'd still ride some rodeo and give her a nice little dirty sanchez.
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You know what's disturbing about this, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks damn good. So her clothes are a little sloppy, but I tell you what .....real men would rather be with a woman that feels and looks like a woman rather than a pre-pubescent teenage girl or a man! If I was a man, I would rather have hips, butt and boobs lying next to me than bones and flatness! SHE'S NOT FAT!!! FAT IS KIRSTE ALLEY. FAT IS LOOKING OUT OF SHAPE. SHE LOOKS CURVY AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN. IT IS YOUR STANDARDS THAT ARE SCREWED UP.
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luv her horse face and horse ass just like yo other horse lovers!
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Daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuummmmmm she's really porking out. In a few years...bullshit...in a few months she'll look like those old fatties from Florida. Just look at those hips and thighs?!? Wft?!? And she didn't have any babies yet. What a fat disgusting glob!!!
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It must be the jeans.
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There's really something wrong in whitedom when you have pics of a woman just walking around in a shirt and jeans and people are falling over their chairs talking about how she's lost it.
Seriously...some of you people need to remind themselves what a fucking "fat slob" looks like before you start naming woman at just at the sight of hips.
And yes, I'd join my other fellow hetro men in saying that we would fuck the shit out of Ms. Hewitt because she's still damn fine.
And if you don't agree, then you should finish the dick you are sucking on and then come back to us. You know, so that we won't have any distractions.
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