Jennifer Garner's Booty!



...or pancake ass, cellulite, non-existent booty, etc... you get the idea of the post.

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Wow, you knwo if you men had to get pregnant for 9 months, I wonder how much criticizing u would do of women who have had babies and still look great! She doesnt have a lot of cellulite and btw, in case u didnt know, when a woman gets pregnant, the change in hormones causes the cellulite, not the diet.
Give the woman a break, I think she has a good body for someone who gave birth not too long ago.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:32pm
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I think she has a good body for someone who gave birth not too long ago

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:35pm
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what cellulite r u guys talking about?????? i don't see any...........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:52pm
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i agree with cathy. but i think she need a lil bit sun on that skin

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:53pm
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she doesnt have cellulite. and her ass is no smaller than albas, who no one on this site can shuttup about.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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Those ears make her look like a goddamned cookie jar!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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spoonie luv. what an asshole u are.......

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:03pm
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Hey elhomo do you know the whole story behind this altercation? No? Then STFU!!!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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Nice boobies in rashguards = good.
Nice boobies in bikini tops = better.
Nice boobies naked = best.

Anyhow, she looks pretty good here.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv, please do tell........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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Just search the latest Sofia Vergara thread/post and I think this will put things into perspective. There's a search box on the upper right side.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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WOW!!!! spoonie i did checked........

my conclusion on the matter is:

spoonie luv + cathy= the stupidest people to ever post here in BASTARDLY....get it.......

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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Oh that's good you dyslexic piece shit. You know what I think, you are the biggest cocksmoker on The Bastardly.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv, u r so fucking easy.........hehehe......hahaha..........what a stupid joke you r..........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 2:47pm
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"spoonie “ASSHOLE” luv, u r so fucking easy………hehehe……hahaha……….what a stupid joke you r………."

Wtf??? You are a total fuck up. People that write like this are very likely retarded.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 2:52pm
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see what i mean...hahaha.............see ya spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv........go clean the shit of your pants.........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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"see what i mean…hahaha………….see ya spoonie “ASSHOLE” luv……..go clean the shit of your pants………"

Naw man I let you do the work, turdmuncher. Someone get this punk outta her.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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hahaha......you are so fucking retarded......bye spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv.........did u clean the shit out of your pants as i orded you to do.........???????......don't get me mad and obey, you little shit........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:36pm
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What fucking homo. Learn to write and spell first you fuckin faggot. There's no place for fecal freaks on the Bastardly anyway. Hey sissyboy, don't force me to beat your ass.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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Oye elmaricòn your lover is calling you

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/22/bastardly-would-you-amelie-...

it's that time of the day for you getting buttraped again.

Hahahaha.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:50pm
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faggot, fecal freak, siisyboy...............hahaha.........at least i'm not a nigger on crack living in the projects watching your mother fucking for crack......see ya spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv..........BTW did you clean the shit boy.........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:56pm
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Spoonie Luv has a point. Garner is an example of what happens to skinny, fat people with no muscle tone (like most celebs and models) who go through stress like childbirth, or who simply put on weight. They end up looking like this, or worse, like Mischa Barton or Britney Spears. Just sloppy pigs. Losing weight won't do it. Recovery requires exercise, and lots of it, to make muscle mass--something these babes don't want to do, or to have.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:00pm
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"faggot, fecal freak, siisyboy……………hahaha………at least i’m not a nigger on crack living in the projects watching your mother fucking for crack……see ya spoonie “ASSHOLE” luv……….BTW did you clean the shit boy………"

Hey fat white trash crawl back into your pigpen. No place at The Bastardly for fat white bois that are into sucking big tranny dick.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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spoonie luv

you do have to understand she had a baby
but anyways why would you care since you are a guy you cant understand

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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i dont think you would like to do so much exercise after you had a baby, its a lot of work, yeah its easy to say since its from a guys point of view, since you are not the one caring and having the baby

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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This woman is just not beautiful. I don't know what people see in her. I'm not even talking post baby, just in generally, she always has the squinty look and that man-jaw...just not attractive.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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"Have we met????you describe me so well it’s unbeliable….hahaha…..but is wierd because where i live there are no ghetto niggers like you,,,,,,;iisten BOY did your mama get your crack today?????…….see ya shit boy spoonie “ASSHOLE” luv……."

Tell me cracker wich one of your family is into bestiality? Only your sister or your mother and your hick dad too? Or are you all into mingleing with pigs and dogs? Because you crackers look just like them. I could bet you white pieces of shit are the offsprings, aint that the truth you banjo playing, meth wrecked faggot?!?

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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Tell me cracker wich one of your family is into bestiality? Only your sister or your mother and your hick dad too? Or are you all into mingleing with pigs and dogs? Because you crackers look just like them. I could bet you white pieces of shit are the offsprings, aint that the truth you banjo playing, meth wrecked faggot?!?

pigs, dogs, horses, donkeys, niggers...all sorts of animals as u can see..nothing better than to watch my sister being fuck by two animals, a donkey cock in her pussy and a nigger eating her shit out of her ass........i'm sure mmy sister would love to have a pet monkey nigger like you spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv .....shit boy........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 6:23pm
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Incestous cracker shit too? I forgot. My bad. Hey people if you see this fat white boi that loves trannies so much shoot it or cut its shrivelled balls off. One less hick maggot we gotta worry about.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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Incestous cracker shit too? I forgot. My bad. Hey people if you see this fat white boi that loves trannies so much shoot it or cut its shrivelled balls off. One less hick maggot we gotta worry about.

true colors come out.......shoot and kill are the first to words ghetto niggers sons of crack whores learn to say........just like you nigger spoonie "asshole" luv...shit boy.....and now i'm starting to think that you are the ghettto cocksucker......

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 6:47pm
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Hahahaha the hick maggot is getting all sensitive, what a nazi-pussy. Back to your pigs, dogs and trannies....that's where you belong too. Pig devil, are you still here? Into your cage or your cave, pigpen or wherever shit like you rottens.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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Hey people did you know that elhick is into chinese tranny cock too? Beside french trannies, well, and dogs and pigs of course.

Just have a look here:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/22/bai-ling-wooking-for-daxon-...

#6

What a disgusting cracker!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 7:08pm
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Hahahaha the hick maggot is getting all sensitive, what a nazi-pussy. Back to your pigs, dogs and trannies….that’s where you belong too. Pig devil, are you still here? Into your cage or your cave, pigpen or wherever shit like you rottens.

hahaha nigger......you forgot my favorite animal......monkey niggers like yourself spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv........shitboy........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 7:50pm
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No nazi-twat we blacks don't mingle with cracker shit, trannies, dogs, pigs and mules. Hahaha.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 8:13pm
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No nazi-twat we blacks don’t mingle with cracker shit, trannies, dogs, pigs and mules. Hahaha.

really????......as you know i love trannies and they are always niggers crack whores like you.......c'mon don't denied it you monkey nigger boy.......shit boy.......spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv.........

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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The little nazi troll has problems with the spelling. Haha. Are you suffering from down syndrome or what? I told you that.....you crackers need to stop getting fucked and bred by pigs and dogs AND stop fucking and impregnating your obese hick mother and sister.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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you crackers need to stop getting fucked and bred by pigs and dogs AND stop fucking and impregnating your obese hick mother and sister.

don't forget the best animals, pet monkeys niggers like you spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv...shit boy.......ghetto trannie cocksucker.......BTW my sister sll want a pet monkey nigger like you tov clean nher asshole......

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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shit. this is what having kids did to the damn hot women of yesterday.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 11:25pm
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Give me a break. She's young and has had one baby, that doesn't make you out of shape . She's not on that t.v. show anymore and she's with her daughter so she probably doesn't work out like she used to. Plain and simple. I do see cellulite on her thighs. Oh well. I was kind of surprised it was her since she used to be so buff before. She has time to shape up. I never found her that pretty though.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 1:12am
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It's Vera De Milo from "in livin' color"!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xaugX6BJxQA

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 1:32am
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i feel bad for her, but hopefully seeing these pics will whip her into shape, its a cruel cruel world out there.... and you know ben has a taste for whores

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 2:42am
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Even before she had a baby and was at the peak of physical fitness, i never thought she was beautiful, even with loads of makeup and photoshopping. I just couldn't see the fascination with her, She bores me.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 5:59am
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god that woman is fugly as hell

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 6:27am
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thats a shame. this chick always had a mans face but a rockin bod. now she is a fat man looking beast

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 6:30am
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She does look ugly. But Jennifer Lopez is still way uglier than her. Her ass stinks too.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 10:33am
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hah, hah, hah, what the hell is elpepe and spoonie luv arguing about. I read those posts and they made no sense.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 10:40am
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YOU BEST BE CAREFUL COZ THE LADY WHO HAS YOUR BABIES IN THE FUTURE WILL LOOK TEN TIMES WORSE THAN THIS!!

KARMA WHAT A BYOTCHHHHH

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 11:12am
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blowjob ears

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 3:00pm
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you people are crazy she was really pretty before, yeah she had a square jaw, but she still had nice lips, eyes, and cute nose, i dont know whats wrong with you people

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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hey,
neo-nazis should die, why are they even here, if you are a nazi or racist, please shoot yourself on the head, theres no point in you being here

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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There are worse things then racism

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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Neo-nazis are mentally sick. Piss off all you racist hatepreachers.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 6:42pm
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yeah they are all mentally sick thats why there are so many

i met mentally sick people and they werent racist at all stop making excuses

yeah i guess there are worse thing than hitler, right,

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 9:27pm
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Wft????? Kill this el pepe neo-nazi swine!!!!

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 8:44am
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Well, at least she has a booty, this time.

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 1:23pm
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What a load, she looks great! A woman's body is put under tremendous stress during pregnancy, carrying and developing another human life is not an easy task. Hips spread, legs get larger, the buttocks increases some to adapt to holding a 7-9 pound baby, 5-7 lbs of uterus increase, and all of the fluid and blood increase that goes along with sustaining another life. After the baby is born the body has to begin the process of a non-pregnant state. If a woman is pregnant for 9 months, it could easily take over a year to return to a size close to that of their pre-pregnancy form. Even then, the body has undergone changes that are only reversible through surgery, like stretchmarks caused by the quick changes of a growing uterus and breasts, and the stretching of the stomach area.

I am really getting annoyed with braindead American men comparing regular women to a handful of freak celebrities who spend their time working out, getting surgery, and living on only soyshakes. This woman is even still an exception to what the average woman looks like after having a baby, because most women stay slightly overweight after pregnancy. She looks fantastic, she really does. I would like to see the boys on here gain 30-40 pounds in 9 months, lose it all within a year, and then not have stretchmarks, cellulite, or skin dimples anywhere........ wont happen......

If you want to play the "women SHOULD look like this" card, all men should have chiseled 8-packs, nice tans, waxed chests, groomed faces, thick hair, and large penises. But that will never happen, now will it?

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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I think the key here is that she has no ass. I don't care about the other stuff and no one is perfect, but I expected something. Its like her back leads directly to her hamstrings.

Also it is amazing how these pictures lead to a rather vituprative exchange about race. Can't you all see what's really happening here? Can't you read between the lines?

El pepe, Spoonie Luv and Cathy are all the same person - Vida Guerra. Soon she will reveal herself and her viral marketing. Mark my words.

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 8:09am
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"El pepe, Spoonie Luv and Cathy are all the same person - Vida Guerra. Soon she will reveal herself and her viral marketing. Mark my words."

You forgot d83, Big Papi, Rasheed and Goliano. And why Vida Guerra??? Not funny at all puto.

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 9:20am
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Honestly...I just picked Vida because it was the last photoset I could remember. I'm sorry, I don't know what puto means either. I think I was surprised how the argument over Jennifer Garner turned into "nigger this, and white trash that." I'm also surprised how flat her ass is. I know she wasn't going to have back porch like Beyonce, but I figured she just had a kid and there would be something.

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 9:34am
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tom, i thought the vida guerra thing was funny. :)

and viral marketing/you know she'd be alll for it. :)

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 11:35am
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#64...

go blow your nonsense up the other fat-momma arses on ivillage or wherever you porcine housefrau spend your days.

Or better yet, go look after your precious crotch-droppings: they obviously were worth sacrificing your body for (snicker).Not everybody looks like a beached whale just because they have kids, only lard asses like you who shovel it down with abandon during your pregnancies.

I guess this touched a raw nerve because good 'ol BH has been lightin' the family barbecue with matches from the titty bar again. Face it, pig, BH jacks off to women who look like Jessica Alba, to ESCAPE from the "reality" that is your fugly, distended brat-factory of a body.

PS Jennifer G, who you defend so stalwartly, probably wouldn't wipe her dogs ass with you...so rethink your pity of the poor, poor richbitch we're making fun of.

Better run along now...you're baby's crying....and driving BH back out to the peeler bar....

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 4:36am
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#64 Oh, please, Jennifer Garner is ugly. She has a crappy body and her face looks like a horse.

There are tons of women, celeb and everyday, who look better than her on their worse day, even after having kids.

Garner just isn't pretty or at all attractive. She doesn't get special points for having a baby. Lots of women have babies and still look good, the ones who don't are just lazy and using the baby as an excuse to look sloppy.

Garner wasn't good looking before she had the baby eitehr.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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I guess that pretty much does it for the pregnancy rumors.. until next week.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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Hey fat white trash crawl back into your pigpen. No place at The Bastardly for fat white bois that are into sucking big tranny dick.

have we met????you describe me so well it's unbeliable....hahaha.....but is wierd because where i live there are no ghetto niggers like you,,,,,,;iisten BOY did your mama get your crack today?????.......see ya shit boy spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv.......

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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she looks fine for having just had a baby. it takes months to recover.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 8:36pm
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#41

Don't be silly deformed creatures (a logical consequence of your heinous incestous acts and mingleing with pigs and dogs) like you crackers don't wear shoes. You crawl. Now it's time for you to CRAWL back into your cave.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 6:27am
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maybe in the same category but worse, you must be racist for defending your people

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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@#56 - Yeah... you, obviously.

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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Hey Cathy, if you don't like it here get the fuck out of here. This is The Bastardly and why are you worrying about all these filthy rich, funky, often fugly and bad dressed bitches anyway? Always complaining and talking shit, are you afraid of getting old and wrinkly yourself? I mean you are fugly already wether you are young or old or had a babie. Fuck it, nobody would bang a baby inside of you anway because you are nasty from inside and probably the outside too.

This Garner chick looks fugly point blank. No ass, nasty legs, pale as Casper. And she's a incredibly bad actress too I mean where's the fucking accomplishment here???? I don't get it. Why should us bastards be nice to her?

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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thats retarded Renata

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 9:29pm
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