Heidi Klum & Seal @ Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Launch, NYC
Posted on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 3:31pm by Moelicious

This will probably turn into a race war (b/c the Internet sucks like that), so our apologies in advance...
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The guy must have had a nasty acne. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with his face?
fuckin' eh.
#1
I think those are tribal scars but I'm not a hundred percent sure.
everobody knows about his face but what is with her nose damn it?!?!
did someone put glue there and squeezed it ?!
wtf?!
yuck
brown bag alert
My race is better than your race.
he looks like burn victim. or a steak well done
you know, if she was gonna get a nose job, why didn't she get them to tuck those nostrils in a bit? man, they've got wingspan!
god, i love me some heidi... seal seems like a stand up guy. i like them together, and i think that heidi is stunning.
Yeah, you guys are pretty harsh. Seal had some sort of disease that caused those scars. Be nice about it, cause it could happen to you someday :O I like these two, they seem genuine and happy.
Heidi is gorgeous, a supermodel and stuff. She could have had any handsome or rich guy, but instead, she picked him. She must have had some really good reason, so my bet is that is an incredible guy.
DON'T START ANOTHER RACE WAR! The other HeidiKlum/Seal post was such a shame!
Some the people on this site suck. moe and jackson should start a purge.
anyone ever see that victoria secret commercial with her and she is lying on a bed. She is super sexy in that and always and even her voice is sexy. im hella jealous of seal
What a great match, both be FUGLY AS HELL.
Cool couple.
She's always been one of my favs but those are not her best pics that's for sure. I think she's getting old. Too many babies in a very short time and too much Mr. FUGLY dick.
He had polio when young i think. That has caused the scars. Also he took care of her child with the man who left her, and i heard he is such a good dad treating that child exactly like his own.
Seal has a monstrous cock.
#21
How do you know that, you been blowin it?
They must get alot of hate mail from people. I wonder what they would say? Ahhhh the mysteries of life.
@#23 - Why would they give a fuck?
ah, the love.
hes got heidi thats a lucky bro right there
heidi got the fever
They look awesome together and I'm sure they're happy. I'm also sure they don't care about the queer comments(Rasheed) people blurt
#22 Knew that response was coming last week. Get original :)
THEY SEEM A HAPPY COUPLE.
For all the ignorant losers on this site, those marks on Seal's face are tribal "beauty marks". And while your talkin bout dis cat like you know em, guess wtf he's doing?...He is face down in some model's pussy and throwin money around like it's nothing. lmao
both are ugly
I love them and for those who are making fun of his face, KARMA IS A BITCH..
#31: "tribal beauty marks"? Seriously? That must be one fucking ass ugly tribe if they're using acid to beautify themselves. Yet another reason Africa is running slightly behind Antarctica as lamest continent.
#33. sheila: Karma doesn't exist, if it did; Hitler wouldn't have committed suicide but have been captured by the Russians, Mao would have been fed to the millions he starved to death, and Rosie "fire can't melt steel" Odonnell would choke to death on a Big Mac...God I hate that fat dyke.
So to Karma I say this: "Seal's face is fucked up and ugly as shit."
As for Heidi Klum, I met her once at Parsons and she's a knockout. Gorgeous in person. She has no taste in guys though, I think it's a German thing, just take a look at her first husband, the guy looked like an extra from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Heidi's always been my favorite mainstream model--she's better than Adriana and Alessandra in my opinion. Unfortunately she's getting old, and it does look like she got a bad nose job, but still beautiful.
OMG YOU FKN DICKHEADS..
A CHILDHOOD BATTLE WITH DISCOID LUPUS LEFT HIM WITH DISTINCTIVE FACIAL SCARRING AND HAIR LOSS!
ARGH SORRY THAT YOUR JEALOUS YOU NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH INSIDE FOR A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO LOVE YOU.
READ IT AND WEEP BITCHESSSSSS
Fuck im sick of this racist shit! Who gives a shit if she's married to a black man. Her choice to make and if you don't respect it fuck off!
give him a break will ya? jesus...the brother bagged a supermodel, if nothing else,i would be the first to shake his hand.
#22
Coming from the racist fuck posting the same phrases over and over again.
How about that for originality:
Before you talk stop gobblin on it. lol
we're all once race. The Human Race.
@ 28, shut the fuck up you fucking tranny. I´m getting tired of these trannies getting mad at me.
wow she is sooo ugly and so is he...I can't beleive THIS was a supermodel. What an ugly twat!
Rasheed why don't you say that shit to me, pussy?
Johana I totally agree Im tired of people saying Karma is real. Karma is just made up wishful thinking. Sometimes people get what they deserve and sometimes they just dont. Its really sad how many people believe in it.
I mean johan
I'm staying the fuck away from this one.
@ nora and johan, Karma does exist. One way or the other, it will come back to you. You think Karma didnt bite Hitler in the ass? he was so powerful and what became of him after? the punishment might not seem fair to you but you don't live with each and every person to know how anything affects their life. Look at Rosie, she is battling depression, weight...don't think she is as happy as she seems...Look at Donald, he thought he was the biggest shit and his show tanked this year....what goes DOES come around. Sometime good people have bad stuff happen to themwhen they don't deserve it, but that is not karma, thats life.
Rasheed says: "I´m getting tired of these trannies getting mad at me."
Yeah, I bet that really cut's into your available sexual partners."
Hitler must be turning over in his grave!
@ 45 (j-homo), I´ve already addressed you in another post, silly homo. @ Goliano, how funny! But you´re the one who´s into Gisele not me.
Rasheed your a big man talking shit on the internet. I'll fuck your ass up u fucking homo.
What the hell does Hitler's karma and Rosie's fat ass have to do with Heidi and Seal?
Jezebelle, if you read the entire post then you would know what they were talking about. People were making fun of Seal's face and someone said that Karma will get them for that. I think Seal must be a very special man. And Cathy, I would love for Karma to exist but it's not a fact of life. Shit just happens. Not because of Karma!!!
#55 jezebelle- it's a classic case of Godwin's Law:
"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
Rasheed says, "Goliano, how funny! But you´re the one who´s into Gisele not me."
Was that supposed to sting or sump'in? Man, you're lookin' more foolish than I even thought you were. Why don't you just fuckin' go back to hatin' on anything with a vagina and a misplaced eyelash and leave the real women to the real men? Cuz it's quite obvious that you're nothin' more than a Perez Hilton wannabee without even the manliness his faggot ass has.
@ 54, I´m so scared now, j-homo! @ goliano, I really think you´re pathetic, all you try to do is get my (a guys attention) it´s obvious you´re a homo/tranny, who´s extremely upset with me. Real straight men (so not you´re kinda "straight") wouldn´t even give a fuck about what I posted on this site.
You hear that people? Anyone who has anything to say about what Rasheed posts is gay. Rasheed the insecure Arsehed has spoken.
wow. you guys are all really fucking ignorant. i was wondering what explanations you'd come up with for his scars!
acne
polio!?
tribal beauty marks!??!!??
it's scars from fucking lupus. just google it, you fuckwads.
They make a great couple, she has a nose like a jack o' lantern. They're both hideous too!
she annoys the fuck out of me....he can have her.
If it's the "Diamond Monkey Launch", where is her black baby?
She's pretty cool, I love her voice. She was great on Project Runway.
"European civilisation"? Nice oxymoron.
rasheed your gay and your a fucking mofo , and you have nasty comments about everyone and everything , your probably UGLY AS FREAKING HELL yourself, you poor insecure little bitch , tsk tsk , get yourself a brown bag kai? it'l make you feel better
Seal is better than anyone that you could get foryourself rasheed you freaking homo..
seal isnt the best looking guy but he must have an awesome personlaity. respect for heidi!
FUCK HITLER YOU RACIST FUCKS AND FUCK ALL YOU OTHER LIL BITCHES HATIN HAHAHHA YEAH A BROTHER GOT A SUPERMODEL BITCH FUCKIN HATE CAUSE IT BRINGS ME JOY AND IM NOT EVEN BLACK HAHAHHAHAHAHA
I wonder what she saw in him.
he had lupus, same thing as tim raines, the ballplayer. maybe he's a nice guy.
lol @ debra messing on page 6--she looks crazy (crazier than usual)
Heidi has always been top notch in my book. Still looks Phenomenal. I only hope one day i end up with a woman that looks like she does after having kids
#29 of course. :D
I seriously see hotter girls everyday....
And on topic, you mean a woman can't like a man for whats inside him? Fucking losers
What a couple. Inter-species breeding should be a crime. Blacks and Hispanics are parasites on European civilisation
SEAL = SUPER UGLY!!!!!!
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