Bastardly Cougar Alert! Carol Alt @ "Sicko" Premiere, NY
Thursday, June 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
I'd like to put Carol Alt under the MILFilicious category but she's ain't got kids so the MILF label doesn't really fit. However, according to the Wikipedia she is dating Alexei Yashin, who is 13 years younger than her. I sense cougar???
Definition of "cougar" from UrbanDictionary:
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
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- Lisa Edelstein @ Takashi Murakami Honors Marc Jacobs
- Bastardly Cougar Alert! Dana Delany @ Stormy Weather Jewelry Launch
pft haha. Cougar. That's the first time I've heard that term.
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The label is accurately applied. Textbook cougar.
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Desperate, fugly and old. That's some nasty shit.
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Getting old sucks!
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I would hit that shit over and over. Nothin wrong with this cougar...
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she has not aged well.
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Holy Crap!
I pray to Howard that I don't age like that!
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Her eyes and yellow teeth, killed it.
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Overall not bad, almost a MILF.
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Nice eyes.
Could this be something like Megan Fox will look like when she is older I wonder....?
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SHES IS AMAZING FOR AGE, COME ON U GUYS HOW MANY DO U KNOW THAT AGE AND LOOKS SLIGHTY LIKE HER. BUT I DO HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING HER SKIN SHOULD HAVE HAD SUN BLOCK ALL THE TIME, BCUZ THE DAMAGED IS SHOWING NOW AS SHE GETS OLDER.
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She could have adopted, MILF applies.
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someone this worn shouldn't want this much attention
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She's been smokin' the chronic.
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I would run very very fast.
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She is repulsive. Aging is depressing.
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