Bastardly Hot or Not: Jaslene Gonzalez @ Nickelodeon's What Teens Want Party
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And the Wiki says...
Jaslene Gonzalez (born May 28, 1986[1] in Puerto Rico, raised in Chicago, Illinois) is an American model, the winner of America's Next Top Model, Cycle 8, and the series' first full Latina winner. She is the third winner of Latin descent in the series, following Yoanna House (Cycle 2) who is half Mexican and Naima Mora (Cycle 4) whose father is half African-American and half Mexican Indian. She won the title of America's Next Top Model on May 16, 2007, after having been a finalist along with 21 year-old Natasha Galkina from Dallas, Texas. [Wiki]
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo that's without a doubt a dude. Major tranny alert. My dick just went into a coma.
Please, please Moe no more trannies and hags.
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she does no justice to the name.
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ugh.. she is so ugly. I don't know how she won.
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thats one not hot latina.
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How can someone so skinny have cankles??
Not hot.
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If she wasn't sooooo skinny she may look a bit better.
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Te-rann-eeeeeeh!!
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FUGLY
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You guys are aware I assume that she finished first no less on America's Next Top Model. Unless I got something mixed up, she is indeed the girl that beat out "Natasha" in the final. Correct? Honestly, not quite sure what they were looking for there or how exactly she beat out all the others in what way even if I were a fan of hers.
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You'd have to do her from behind or those things would cut you to ribbons.
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I watched that season of next top model and this girl was such a bitch. I don't like her or her man face. Natasha should have won
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The judges obviously went for a Yasmin la Bon lite lookalike then....
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Sometimes when she wants to she can have a cute engaging personality but articulate she's not. What Tyra, no deduction for an impediment this time?
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Pass.
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lol @1
This thing won ANTM? How did that happen? Ew, she's so boring. I see girls like that all the time..
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This bitch is so fucking fugly it defies the natural order of things. URGH!
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The head looks weird. But uglier bitches have won at ANTM.
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She looks like she's been hainging out on a torture rack or something....soooooppppeeerrr sssttrreeettchhhheeeedd body/face/ears/whatever.
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Rasheed, I defy you to name an uglier Top Model winner!
Jaslene, aka JasPEEN, is clearly a transexual. I've never seen a girl this ugly in all my life!! When she won top model, I almost threw up - Natasha was ROBBED by a tranny!
LOOK AT THAT CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bwah, hah, hah, they always pick the most ugliest girl to win. The only one that won it and was actually beautiful was Adrian Curry.
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fuck...it is like she is melting or somethng...and those skinny legs have no ankles? wtf? her tits arent the only pointy things...look at that fucked up chin!
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wow her face is like 2 feet long, wayyyyyy too lon....she looked better on the show, but wow, i thought models were supposed to photograph well?
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she has the same birthday as me and we were born in the same year,but why does she look like a 45 year old guy named Pablo. ,she isnt that bad..
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um adrianne whatever her name wasnt that cute and she was manly and the blonde girl from last season wasnt all that great nor was nyima or however you spell it...
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oh just shut up, I like her a lot I was so happy when she won =) I love jaslene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she's just a little bit too skinny, but other than that she's fine.
beautifulºº!!!
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so i felt really bad when i read an interview where she talked about how her ex boyfriend used to abuse her... but that still doesn't change the fact that she's really not pretty :(
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When I first saw her on ANTM I thought she looked like a crackhead. She does take really good photoshopped pictures though. I think Dionne should have won, she was the best looking one there. Natasha was ugly too. She had thick lips that just did not go well with her face.
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Those things would poke your eye out!
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She is so obviously anorexic! Someone get this girl some help!!! Also, what kind of trashy name is "Jaslene"?
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