Bastardly Asks: Is The Cruise Family Cute or Annoying?
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
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This new alien family are such interesting specimens. So lifelike, it's amazing.
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Are Tom and Katie brothers?
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awww how cute
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Annoying Scientologists. Crazy fucks and fugly. Well, I'll leave out the kiddo. I feel sorry fo her it must be horrifying to grow up in between those lunatics.
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Creepy. Weird. There aren't enough words for these two. Poor Laboratory grown kid.
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I love them, so smart.....so lovable....AND so intelligent.
I say this so that when Tom becomes leader of Scientology
and takes over the world and throws all you unbelievers into
a volcano and blows you up with an H-bomb, maybe just maybe I will
be spared?
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At least Suri is half Chris Klein's.
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god dammit she is wierdly hideous from the waist down. no ass, wierd thighs, wierd knees, wasn't this girl really hot like five years ago?
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I said it before Ill say it again. Girls dont look right when they are tall. Put the same outfit on Alessandra Ambrosio and she would look the same way too. Tallness on females is NOT a good thing.
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wow, #8...you are clearly brainwashed lmao
hahaha@#1
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i really hope you were being sarcastic..you were right?
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katie was always cute and seemed normal enough...that is til' tom took over her mind with his alien powers. DAMN YOU TOM !! what would goose say?!
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katie is hot, the baby is weird, tom is a freak by nature!
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@d83, I think he was being ironic. And they (Cruises) are beyond weird. Tom should just come out, he´s not fooling anyone anymore.
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i hate to admit this... but they're kinda "cute".
i must go pray now.
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CUTE
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Absolutely positively ANNOYING! Tom went off the deep end a long time ago.
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Annoying? Funny cos they never shoved those cameras up their asses.
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TC is a top bloke! I dont understand why people dislike him...i have always been a fan and think he a great human being and a great example to young people!
Bravo TC!!! says i...!
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annoying family
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Parents are freaky but that is one bloody cute baby!
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Normally Katie Holmes has that dopey baby Huey look on her face. You know, kind of a post lobotomy look, which you would have to have to be in this family circus.
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who keeps telling Katie to show her legs?? Geesh. I think she has body dysmorphia and thinks they are toned. And Donna, if clothes look bad on tall femaies then why are high fashion models tall?? You are obviously a shorty, how is the weather down there? AND, don't EVER compare Ale to Katie again, that is sacrilege!
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HOw the fuck does everyone know Ton Cruise is gay. Tom Cruise is not gay if he was he would have come out of the closet by now. I mean its a big fad now nothing to be ashamed of. Why does every single man in Hollywood get called gay. From what I hear less than 5% of the population is gay.
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Tom must be gay, he tries so hard to show he digs "pussy" that I think he´s gay. And the look he gives to David Beckham is just weird. He truly looks like he´s in love.
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I dont think Tom is gay at all. Lance Bass looked gay though.
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love them
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Marriage to a woman and knocking her up don´t mean anything. And "coming out of the closet" is still a huge issue nowadays. Don´t be hypocritical...
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the baby is so cute
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