Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes successfully steps down from curb holding two lattes!
Posted on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 10:00am by Jackson

Now this actually isn't the first time we've caught Eva Mendes in the act of stepping down from a curb. She's pretty much a pro at it!
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amazing! And, she doesn't even look stressed out!
She carries those steaming cups trouble with the confidence of a woman who knows her hot legs won't let her down.
Love her!
I don't get this shit. These are millionaires that could buy the machines that make the espresso just like the store, but yet they insist on walking down public streets to schlep them around. Is this their cheesy way of getting a photo op?
You need to give her bonus points for the keys on her finger. I am truly shocked she doesn't have her cell phone out.
If I didn't know that this was a celeb I wouldn't even look at her. She's mediocre and very near to being ugly.
She has crabs.
I am amazed that pictures like this even exist. Her name is familiar, but I couldn't tell you why. If someone were to ask me what she was in... I would have no idea. My guess would be an Adam Sandler movie. Am I even close here?
looks like she stinks.
man she looks very ghetto here...isnt she from Miami? I live in Miami and see chicks like that here all the time
I like her...she's cute...
Nasty, just nasty.
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