The Bastardly Asks: Does Amanda Beard Deserve Brown Bag Status?

These snaps were taken at the Playboy party in the Hamptons




DonkeyCock

Prime candidate for Buttafaces.com Bag her and tag her….




Pak31

You have got to be kidding. She is a buttaface.


...and those were some of the nicer comments from yesterday's Amanda post.




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GENTLEMAN, START YOUR AIRBRUSHES!!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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Doable from behind.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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Of course. What a question is this? Her nose and those ultragross choppers should be reasons enough. But then (s)he looks like a mixture of a tranny AND a hag. This dude pumped full of stereoids is just TOO much.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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Why do you need to ask this? Just look at hideous face. And why the fuck is she in Playboy? Is this the end of days?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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Gentlemen, gentlemen... Let's be sensible now. No brown bag necessary.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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Back home we got a airbrush man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:37pm
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* the hideous face.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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it is extremely hideous

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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Her eyes are the most beautiful feature she has....but the face doesn't match up well wit it. Maybe it's her eyebrows that make her...

....Brownbag

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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Bag it.

Time of death - 3:21pm.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:11pm
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king biscut: Brown Bagging this chick is the only sensible thing... Bastardly.com has spared us on numerous occasions from the likes of Fergie, Grace Adams and the be all end all of Butta's Kirsten Dunst... Let's give this chick her Crown of Brown and admire her for what she's given us....a tight body

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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# 13: I couldn't agree more.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:06pm
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forget bagging it. borrow a guillotine

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:11pm
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I agree with #16

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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hsahahahahaha@ 12

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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BAG IT and Don't EVER look at it again.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 11:34pm
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I'm not sure which is worse: her scary, freaky evil eyes or her really disgusting (fake?) teeth....she is one of the CREEPIEST women I've seen

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:25am
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That is one ugly bitch.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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That should be Bugs Bunny behind her not the Playboy bunny.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 6:10pm
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Holy shit, that face is rough. She needs to use some moisturizer or something...

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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This woman is officially overexposed. She should have stuck to swimming and the decent pictures of her in Athens. The more you see her the more she looks ordinary to below average. Like xxxx the real estate agent from workout world.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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She's not a brown bagger. She just needs some help applying makeup; it's no surprise that she isn't very proficient at it being a jock.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:06pm
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You guys think Kirsten Dunst is a butterface...honestly Amanda Beard is 1000000 times WORSE than Kirsten Dunst. Why even bother asking?

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:27am
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