The Bastardly Asks: Does Amanda Beard Deserve Brown Bag Status?
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

DonkeyCock
Prime candidate for Buttafaces.com Bag her and tag her….
Pak31
You have got to be kidding. She is a buttaface.
...and those were some of the nicer comments from yesterday's Amanda post.
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GENTLEMAN, START YOUR AIRBRUSHES!!
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Doable from behind.
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Of course. What a question is this? Her nose and those ultragross choppers should be reasons enough. But then (s)he looks like a mixture of a tranny AND a hag. This dude pumped full of stereoids is just TOO much.
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Why do you need to ask this? Just look at hideous face. And why the fuck is she in Playboy? Is this the end of days?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen... Let's be sensible now. No brown bag necessary.
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Back home we got a airbrush man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
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* the hideous face.
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it is extremely hideous
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Her eyes are the most beautiful feature she has....but the face doesn't match up well wit it. Maybe it's her eyebrows that make her...
....Brownbag
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Bag it.
Time of death - 3:21pm.
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king biscut: Brown Bagging this chick is the only sensible thing... Bastardly.com has spared us on numerous occasions from the likes of Fergie, Grace Adams and the be all end all of Butta's Kirsten Dunst... Let's give this chick her Crown of Brown and admire her for what she's given us....a tight body
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# 13: I couldn't agree more.
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forget bagging it. borrow a guillotine
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I agree with #16
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hsahahahahaha@ 12
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BAG IT and Don't EVER look at it again.
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I'm not sure which is worse: her scary, freaky evil eyes or her really disgusting (fake?) teeth....she is one of the CREEPIEST women I've seen
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That is one ugly bitch.
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That should be Bugs Bunny behind her not the Playboy bunny.
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Holy shit, that face is rough. She needs to use some moisturizer or something...
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This woman is officially overexposed. She should have stuck to swimming and the decent pictures of her in Athens. The more you see her the more she looks ordinary to below average. Like xxxx the real estate agent from workout world.
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She's not a brown bagger. She just needs some help applying makeup; it's no surprise that she isn't very proficient at it being a jock.
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You guys think Kirsten Dunst is a butterface...honestly Amanda Beard is 1000000 times WORSE than Kirsten Dunst. Why even bother asking?
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