Caption: "World-class BJ and a Smokin MILF Bod? What more do you bastards want?! Hardcore?"

Don't worry. This isn't the "I just peed my pants on stage, but I am going to try and cover it up by saying it's soda" face.

"I'm buttalicious butt-butt-butt-buttalicious....and you know you want some"

Caption: "I pooped, but you know you still want it."

Price for an overrated concert ticket: $75.00
Free golden shower: Priceless

Caption: "I used to do this for a living, 5$ a pop.... Sorry, did I say "used to" ?"

"Aaah... just pinched off a loaf in my pants. Wonder how we're gonna cover that up."

" I pretend I have a dick in my ass and one in my mouth when I performn on stage. It helps me to feel sexy."

"Watch out front row! Here comes my vomit!"

WOOOW i dont dare wut bastardly low lifes are sayin! THAY HAVE NO LIFES

Of course we have a life, we just can't understand why Fergie...being such a butta... and to talented bratt... can be that famous... so weird!

Delicious? no Fergilicous.... lol...

She can't sing...and she looks like a bulldog! I've seen worse though