Bastardly Lady of the Day - Taylor





Taylor writes:

Hi,
My name is Taylor and I'd like to apply to be Bastardly Lady of the Day. My friend Josh put me up to it, lol. My dream is to become a model; and so I really want to know if the guys on this site think I have a good chance. Thanks!


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Angelina Jolie... definitely. she's gorgeous! but I think she ties with Hayden Panettiere, too. That girl is so pretty... and closer to my age.

Do you like your boobs?
Yes I love my boobs- I've got nothing but compliments for them.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
3 million dollars?? absolutely!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No... haven't heard that... they do say other things though, haha.

What makes you Bastardly?
Oh I don't know. I was voted most do-able girl in my high school by a bunch of senior guys... and I've actually punched 2 girls for saying shit about me.... hard.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Body's nice; personality seems like shit.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:34pm
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I'd hit it in a couple years. right now it appears anyone hitting that would be in jail for a long, long time, so I'll pass. kudos for showing more skin than a lot of BLotD's though.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:38pm
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Cute.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:47pm
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you look like poor trailor trash your not pretty or tall enough to be a model sweetie!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:50pm
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Booooooooorrrriiiiinnnnngggggg!!!

Next!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:52pm
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trashy and unattractive

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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LMAO at the pose in pic no. 1 pg. 7.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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hey cute boobs.

the pics are definitely really posey but at least you don't try and pretend like you didn't take them yourself.

i think she's a sweet girl. her answers are short and to the point, and although she did seem a little cocky, she wasn't overly so, and there's nothing wrong with being voted most doable.

although on the pic on page 9 you look like you're trying really really really hard to suck in your tummy.. but your stomach looks great in the other pics so i'm not sure whats going on.

i also have to give you kudos for actually taking underwear shots.. alot of these girls try to use clothes to make their bodies look better when in actuality the BLOTD is sort of made so that we can judge their actual figures, not how their clothes makes them look.

she's a solid 7.5 in my book; definitely better than most.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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The face isn´t that bad, and tits look OK.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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this girl got no friends to take her picture...

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:25pm
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I think Bastardly Lady of the Day should not allow anyone under 18. That said, she looks ok. Nothing great. I think sometimes it is better to show less than showing so much skin. Showing so much makes you an attention whore.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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Oh lord...what kind of girl lets a bunch of senior guys vote her as ''do-able''? No wonder those two girls said shit about her. I feel bad for her :( So young...

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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Your Pretty! But clean that house Girl!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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I don't see her being a model. It's not that she's not "pretty" enough, because there are some very unattractive models, but she's lacking a lot of the qualities that models need to have. The most I see her doing is having her own suicide girls account or maybe fetish modeling...something like that. Most do-able girl in high school? What the fuck high school did she go to? I can't believe that there weren't hotter, more desirable and in-demand chicks than this. If not, it must have been slim pickins.

That being said, we've had worse BLOTDs. Her body could be really nice if she just incorporated a little exercise into her daily routine. There's something interesting and yet completely annoying and typical about her though. I gave her a three out of five.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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Jail Bait Bigtime!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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Oh god... She's a teenager. Sick. How can you post this?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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please resubmit with real pictures, not shitty myspace poses.

kthx.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:53pm
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were there nudes?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:56pm
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I hate to sound lame, cause I know this is an edgy site rife with sarcasm and biting commentary, but some of you are cruel beyond words. First of all- She is under eighteen. I am surprised this is legal to comment on her body at all. Secondly, this is a person( VERY YOUNG) who has feelings. Third- She is a beautiful girl, and that's the truth and you all know it. You're either jealous, or woman haters probably.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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No more kiddie porn, please, boss.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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cute for jailbait...but you'd never make it as a model

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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props to this girl for putting herself out to be ripped apart by the losers that hang here. she's cute but the second half of the photos mostly suck.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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jailbait. definitely.

i dont know why, but when i saw her, i thought of gardasil.

"one less, one less statistic!!"

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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I see you working at a topless joint like the BadaBing or getting into the porn business in a few years, more than being a model.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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Good luck. You're like the cheapest rice; plain and white. Borderline ugly.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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best BLOTD ever

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:18pm
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She's pretty but young enough I wonder if her mommy was wondering where the camera was.....

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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You are so fucking full of shit being voted "Most Doable". Not that you're a total mutt, but even at some backwoods hick school, there's better looking chicks than you that would win the vote. Perhaps you were voted "Most Likely To Give Up The Pussy On The First Date".

Don't get me wrong, you have a decent body and I like the bra and panty shots. Now take some with better resolution that aren't diagonal and all fuzzy and/or black and white in front of a mirror. From what I see, you're not that bad. I'd do ya if it didn't take much effort.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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Where the hell was Josh to take your pictures?......

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:29pm
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Get a nose job!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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Kinda homely, nice body, hate the stupid self portraits though.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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this bitch have any friends that could take some photos of her, or does she spend all of her time in the bathroom wearing a dirty ass bra on every day.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:53pm
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Aja, are you kidding me?

This chick is just ugly! Stop telling her she's beautiful - doing that is even MORE mean because it's giving her false hopes. She's going to go looking for modeling jobs, and they'll laugh at her.
She could never be a model - you know it, Aja, I know it, and well all know it. Show me ONE model who's 5'3" with no lips and a piggy nose. ONE!!

Taylor, you'll never be a model, but you CAN be a lady - stop posting pictures of yourself in your underwear. That makes you trashy, and I know you aren't a trashy girl..... are you?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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I agree with most of the posts. You will never be a model! I'm sorry to be part of the clan to break your spirit but it just doesn't seem possible with people always having something up on you. In your case it would be height and physical appearance. Granted, not all models are beautiful but most aren't plain and boring and they make people do a double take. Sorry sweetie, not up to par with the modeling standards.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:00pm
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she is gorgeous, awesome body, and loves hayden, totally hot.. you guys need to get a life and get laid, cuz i am sure 90 percent of you wouldn't have a chance in Hell with a girl like this

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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that's lovely. most do-able girl in school. pffrt. there's something to be proud of. Tee hee hee, oops! did i just fall on to your penis? tee hee hee hee.

model, i think not. for all the reasons many before me have already outlined.

That said, nice regular girl tits. but that's about all.

and yes..why, why are children being allowed to be blotds? very wrong.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:09pm
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Shadey why don't you get a life

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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guys.

kate moss is 5'6. shes actually short if u compare her to the other models.

pssh on those who says a model is this or that. theres no fuckin standard aside from the fact that you could fit into sample size clothes.

ive seen worse looking models here in the fashion district.

not that im rooting for this chick, and im aware this is the bastardly, but i find it all funny that you guys call her fugly and plain.

no one is ever good enough, huh?

theres an agency that is looking for slightly above average chicks for commercials and stuff. maybe u can try that, taylor.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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Shadey.....Chances are 50% of people here did get with a girl like this and are now on Valtrex......
I kid.....LOL.
Come on.....She's a dime a dozen......She isn't bad....Not great either.....Model no.....Go to college Taylor.....And stop hanging out with Josh.....He's a bad influence.....Anybody that has seen The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Torch Song Trilogy that many times shouldn't be giving you beauty advice...OK.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:27pm
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How fucking old are you? Damn these young'uns just keep getting sluttier and more stupid. Why don't you try working on expanding the size of your brain? Then you may want to work a little on your personality and your self-esteem and then get a little work done to improve your face, and ONLY then may you consider sending these bastards 20 pics of your almost naked little body. And NO I don't think you qualify for a modeling career.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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So she punched 2 girls for talking shit about her? Well we sure haven't heard a peep out of her since she got some feedback on her photos.

I will give her props for not having nasty tats on her body, but that's likely because she's underage and daddy won't give his permission.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:36pm
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Your bravery is beyond doubt. So props for that. But you are too young to be sending these pics in.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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hey taylor, if you read this, please ignore every barely literate poster who obviously would never have a chance with you. you're pretty, you got cute clothes, you're better than this site...

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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anyone who thinks theyre "better than this site…" better take a fuckin hike then.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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ok - what is with those NASTY dollar-store bras?! and the visible litter box... it's indicative of the photos and slutty poses: a bunch of shit!

voted 'most do-able' or 'most DONE'?! i'm having a hard enough time believe you are any older than my 15-year-old cousin....

next time you decide to slut it up for the camera in your lingerie (i use the term loosely here), try some matching pieces that might be interpreted as 'sexy' or a freaking bikini for g-d's sake! it just shows your [lack of] age....

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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not true taylor, we are better. trust our evaluations for they are spot on. you may model shoes only.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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boring, the nose is a little pig-ish, she definately couldn't be a model.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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although these days it doesnt take much to be a model it most cases u do need to be at least TALL. you do not look different or weird , or tall or extremily beautiful.
dont worry so much about all that modelling stuff. yes, every girl wants to be a model at some point until she realises ( if shes lucky) that all of that is really unnecessary. you really wanna feed your ego dont you? oh wait, thats why you're here.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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THIS skank was voted most doable? i can't imagine how nasty the other chicks at her school look. sweetheart, get over yourself because you're not that attractive. plus, your personality sucks. that being said, what was it you have to offer again?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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if she was voted most doable she must live in West Virgina

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:57pm
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and for the handful of literate West Virginians out there take it easy
i'm just messin' around

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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Not bad, she should send some more photos in which show more of her legs cause models need legs, then maybe I would give her a job.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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I love whores

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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sorry, but you look like a typical white trash little girl... in some shots, your bra even looks dirty

LMAO@41---"tell someone"

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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ps--close your shower curtain and closet door next time--it might help a bit...

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:22pm
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Your father did jail time didn't he.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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This place is so fucking cruel. LOL!

Anyway, Taylor is probably the best BLOTD I have seen.

And post your comments Taylor!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:39pm
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i agree with all the other people who say you can't model. at least they're honest. it's fine to have boys say you're hot, but you should really take it with a grain of salt. beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder, because that one guy who says you're hot will most likely go to a fatter, uglier chick and say she's hot too. it's all relative.

the bridge of your nose is too big. you would need surgery to narrow it down and make the tip less bulbous. stop using so much eye makeup because when i look at your face, i see only your eyeliner. it kinda screams "porn star wannabe." your chin should be more narrow. you have no cheekbones, so to speak because i never see you smile genuinely. your top lip is too thin, i can see that if you did smile, i would see only a thin line. there are makeup tips for this. why don't you go and pick up a book by kevin aucoin or bobby brown, they're professional make up artists who have books out on how to put on makeup.

you keep letting your hair fall in your face. i don't know why you're doing that. all it's doing is obstructing your visage and making people think you have something to hide. at least, i thought that.

and yeah, you seem too young. if you wanted to be a model, you would have gotten into an agency by now because models start very young. gemma ward is a good example. of course, if an agency rejects you, you can shop around, but as other people have said, you seem very short to be a model. you don't even show us your legs.

but perhaps you sent in these pictures thinking you weren't even going to be posted and maybe this is all a big joke to you. if so, that's just my two cents.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 5:57pm
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wow this a lot of responses for a BLOTD...esp for jailbait

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:01pm
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Get off me Paw! Yer crushing my cigarettes!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:20pm
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Yawn! Boring!! looks like a sluttier, pastier version of Jo Jo. Plus the poses dont say model they just say you fell into the damn emo trend with the peace sign thing. Also, ofcourse you would love your boobs you're wearing probably the only padded bra you own in every single picture! (FYI: It needs to be washed) I wonder if your parents know you're taking slutty pictures of yourself in your bathroom? There is absolutely nothing special about you, not sexy, not exotic looking, not even cute. You just look like any suburban spoiled brat.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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When she has sex, she probably just lays there like board.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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one: u need a good scrub i.e. wash
two: lay off the makeup or atleast learn how to fucking do it properly
three: get a tan and maybe some highlights would help
four: NOSE JOB!!!

u def cannot be more than 14, sick.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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God, put some clothes on. That's totally embarassing.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:39pm
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URGH..yet another pathetically desperate cunt with the looks of the neighbors dog. It is truly getting sad that all these idiotic chicks think they actually look decent. This one looks like she got rode hard by the entire Patriots football team and then put down the porta potty to try to clean her ass up.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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pics # 6 her bra looks a though it she spilled some koolaid on it.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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I think there's clearly a difference between being voted 'most doable' and 'most likely to be a model'. I imagine the guys that voted for it just thought you were easy, and by the looks of these pictures, that's something I won't dispute.

If you or your 'friend Josh' (who I doubt exists) actually read BLOTD more than a few times, you'd see that most of the readers don't take kindly to MySpace posers with heaps of eyeliner on and weird angles to cover their ugly faces. You don't see real models taking photos in their cheap underwear in front of dirty mirrors, do you?

My advice? Clean up, put some clothes on, take that gross make-up off and get some class.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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Nice ass but no class, sorry.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 8:21pm
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take some photos other than high-angled shots...
the fashion world is a lot less forgiving than that.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 9:29pm
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oh boy i was thinkin on posting my pics but hell no u're too mean!!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 9:32pm
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SHE IS OK. DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW ABOUT YOUR PICS POSTED HERE?

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 9:36pm
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Fuck all you haters. I'm sorry I posted my pics here. I was voted "most doable" because I banged half the senior class and gave 5 dollar blowjobs in the boys bathroom

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 10:15pm
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Nice pickup lines Beep #100

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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that fucking myspace hair in face, finger sign, mouth to the side look has to go

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 11:19pm
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She looks like she's gonna be a D-rate stripper in some hell-hole. She's goona be giving hand jobs to old geezers for $10 and have a meth habit. Or maybe she's already there.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 12:02am
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super average, oh and put your tits away little girl. Kiddy porn is not sexy.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 12:51am
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If a "friend" told you to put your pics here, why didn't you let him take a few pics instead of taking them all yourself? Those weird postures and dirty mirrors are just pathetic.

That bulbous nose alone ruins your chances of ever being a model, but even if you got surgery, you're not model material.

And I hope you meet a girl with karate-skills some day, who will not let you punch her for teeling you the truth.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 1:55am
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nice eyes, good body. 1-3 years probation for statutory.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 2:45am
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ummmm, is no one else worried about being arrested for looking at these? she looks like a YOUNGER version of jojo. get it? younger! this is seriously freaking me out, im concerned for the safety of the bastardly.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 4:08am
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cute face,rocking boobies indeed, very "do-able".(um...when she's 18 of course.) now i can't get the vision out of my head of her and hayden doing all kinds of naughty things together.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 5:00am
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My my my... Now where the fuck do I start? The moment I read this girls answer to the questions I couldn't refrain the massive grin on my face.
Firstly, this girl is like 14...
2. How insecure do you get? Taking photos like that, I bet all the money in the world that all these photos are up on her little myspace with comments like "Ha Ha I'M sUch A PoSeRrrRrr" and "LoOl I'M sUch A WhoRe". And she sits there all day and night waiting for some pathetic boy from the other side of the world to comment with something along the lines of "I'd tap that".
3. The only people she could model for are like Target or Wal-Mart because, frankly I've never seen any pasty pre-pubescent models on the cover of Cosmo or Victoria's Secret. Also frankly, she's too fat model-wise, she's skinny to normal standards but for a model she's just plain obese.
4. How the FUCK can someone even comment on her looks from photos like this? Brooke Fucking Hogan can take pictures in these pathetic emo myspace angles and look like Adriana Lima. Not one of them even properly displays her face.
5. I love how in picture 9 she's straining ever so hard to suck her gut in underneath that hideous white trash night gown.
6. What the fuck is up with this bitches personality? She's the kind of girl I'd beat the shit out of with a steering lock.

For her level of looks, she has no right to be so stuck up. The only reason guys would vote her most do-able (Which was obviously a lie) is because she's probably done them all already anyway.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 6:14am
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Decent body, average face, bitch personality, and obviously from some back-ass-wards hicksville. She's definately all set for porn. Can't wait to see you on the bottom of a 25 guy bukkake party video, honey. By the way - those senior boys ... by most "doable" they mean "easiest slut to nail", not "hottest"

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 6:31am
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You're pretty. But definately not model material.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 7:30am
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You don't have a single friend that would agree to take your pictures?? this whole thing looks very lonely to me...please don't be upset, all these comments are here just to make you realize that you can't be a model and that sending pics like these is just way too silly. Btw, that friend of yours that told you to send the pics, not a real friend...it also seems like you made that up, there's no friend and u just wanted an excuse to send the pics. So now please go and study something, work and find a nice boyfriend that respects you.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 8:39am
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This really makes me sad actually. Why would you pose in a bra and underwear, take pics of yourself and put them on a site like this? You parents will be heartbroken if they found out. And this girl is young! To young to be on this page. I would say 14-15 years old, which makes it even more sad.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:34am
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wow you got ripped into ... i love american girls who will take it off for attention so in my book you rock.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:47am
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This really worries me and I don't think I will visit this site again. I'ts totally inapproprite to post pictures of a child like this. Plus guys are gonna send this girl to therapy for a long time. with these comments. Yes these photos are desperate and skanky but she's a kid and dosen't know any better. She will grow up and start focusing on more important things (or end up in porno).

Honey, you are a pretty girl and you should start focusing on school and things because an education is going to get you alot further than a modelling career. Modelling is about high fashion and is not about appealing to men (if you want to model for top fashion houses)so I don't why you are on this site. Fashion models are very tall and deathly thin (it is not glamorous life kids ur age think it is). Maybe come back if u want to find out if you have the potential to be stripper.

And please do not boast about being voted most do-able. That is neither dignified or tasteful. If a guys walks up to you and says he wants to sleep with you it is not a compliment, it is crude and offensive and it is when you are allowed to slap him.

Don't worry hun, you'll learn. I just came out finished my teen years and I am glad that shit is over. It's hard when ur that age because society seems to value sex appeal so much but when u get older u realise guys will pretty much sleep with any young woman so it's nothing special to have guys want to bone u. There are much more important things that you can do with your life than worry about if you are sexy enough.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:53am
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It's sad to see pretty girls go down the porn road just because they think being desired is the most important thing in life. It's not, plenty of guys will hit on just about anything if they think they are in with a chance. Go to university and do something worthwhile with ur life.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 10:05am
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Wow i like this BLotD. The best one since a long time ago.

Taylor, no one who posted here ever said only good things about a girl. There is no chance if anyone woul dliek to hear something here

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 12:36pm
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oh how terribly sad. "most do-able" by the senior guys? there is SO much wrong with that sentence.
A.) you're clearly about 15 years old.
B.) who the fuck would want to be voted that!? how demeaning.
C.) You're proud of that title.

and where was this poll taken, by the way?

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Please don't take pictures like this, you're so young.
There's more to life, don't do this for your dignity and self-respect.

Being most 'do-able' means that those who voted for you have absolutely no respect for you.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 8:19pm
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she is young.

but then she is still quite do-able.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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Wow. Applying for this was obviously a mistake. I had no idea what fuckin assholes you people would be. Im seriously so hurt right now… but im gonna try and be nice, unlike most of you, and see what I can do to change peoples’ minds. First, thank you so much to everyone who complimented me! Now, Im gonna answer most of the shit talkers one by one; not all of them, just the ones I have questions for or wanna say something to. This is gonna take a while.

5. Akare: a lot of people tell me I need more self esteem but ive never really gotten it. Im very confident in myself-- Ive got a hott body and a pretty face, no matter what you assholes say, I know it, and I know plenty of guys who know it, and im gonna show it off. I don’t know how that makes my self esteem low.

8. Emilie: Im not poor trailor trash! My dad owns an advertising agency, actually.

10. Spoonie Luv: sorry, but what 12 year old have you seen with boobs and an ass like mine? Fuck you.

15. Mbitter: what’s a fluff girl?

16. Girl7: Im actually 16...do I really look that young?

41. Tori: what’s gardasil, and why did you think of it when you saw me?

59. Tori: excuse me, but I think I’m way above average. Let’s see you post your pics on here.

61. Josie: except that im like a million times hotter than that girl. She looks like a chipmunk.

63. Jezebelle: fuck you, you don’t know me. My gpa is almost 3.0 so fuck you.

75. K-swede: e-mail me at sexynsweetlexi@gmail.com and I’ll send some more pics that show off my legs, etc.

81. Jj: thanks for the advise, but ive been told by many people im good the way I am.

99. Taylor: fuck you for posing as me- Im not a fuckin whore.

… im not even gonna continue.

To all haters:

don’t fucking judge me. Im 16 years old and NOT a slut. Ive only had sex twice actually. And both times with a boyfriend. Im not gonna give up my dream just because you people don’t think I’ll make it. There’s plenty of people who believe in me. And im actually very clean and so are my bras!

But im afraid these pics don’t do me justice so im begging all of you to either post your emails here or email me at sexynsweetlexi@gmail.com and ill email you some better pics!!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 9:36pm
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Taylor, if you thought you were so hot why are you "Begging" people to give you their email addresses so you can convince them that you are? Also, two guys is a lot for a 16 year old. I wouldn't be bragging about that if I were you. Last, it's not that people don't think you'll make it, we KNOW you won't make it.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 3:48am
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Fucking poser whore, what kind of dumb slut are you? Don't you realise that this website is dedicated to dissing dumb whores like yourself? You're stupidity is trumped only by your naivety.

And fuck you for making me a pedophile.. and everything that implies.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 4:33am
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Taylor, I think I speak on behalf on most of the cool folk at The Bastardly when I say shut the fuck up.
This is not some sort of 'stepping stone' for you, so you obviously haven't taken a look around The Bastardly and seen what it's all about.

Cut the crap. It's so pathetic when girls think they're better than others. Looking at these photos, I'm almost embarrassed to be female.
Don't tell us about your 'hurt feelings' because when you submit yourself into any sort of public arena, you know there's a very good chance you'll get torn a new asshole. Perhaps people may have been nicer if you would have lost the 'I'm such a sik biatch' attitude.

Your friend Josh is obviously some 14 year old twit who sits online typing one-handed 99% of the time or just wanted to see you prance around (THINKING you're hot shit) in your underwear.

"don’t fucking judge me. Im 16 years old and NOT a slut. Ive only had sex twice actually. And both times with a boyfriend."
You're 16, already had 2 boyfriends and had sex with both of them? Classy. Losing your virginity at what, 14? 15?

Lastly, it's way past your bedtime, sweetie. Go to bed. Get back to us when you've GROWN UP.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 5:57am
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Honey have self esteem is about seeing yourself as more than just a hot body and pretty face. It's about being proud of your intelligence, values and caring for others not wasting your time begging people to email you so you can send them skanky photos. If you ever actually become a model then these photos will come back to bite you on the ass because no one wants the skanky girl who posts photos of herself in her underwear for free to be representing their product/clothes.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 7:12am
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Um it dosen't matter how many if any guys u have slept with. Posting these pictures on this site qualifies you as a slut. I think u r a pretty girl but there are millions of pretty girls out there and being attractive dosen't really make you anything special. Go study and become a doctor, nurse, or an activist for something u believe in.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 7:22am
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STFU whore. You knew what you were getting yourself in for posting pics of your cheap ass on here. So don't fucking whine about it - fucks me right off.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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i bet you'll work in hooters someday, skank.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 9:46pm
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is this a 3.0 on a 4.0 scale?....because then that's....kind of...low....

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:47am
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1) Nice body but big nose=average face.
2) A 3.0 is really low, and nothing to brag about.

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 @ 2:03am
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Come on...I'll bet there are more pics that would reveal her more impressive assets. I'm not sure exactly how old she is, but I would fly to a country where that is legal and have sex with this person. It's true. Even if she has a pig nose, I would put my dick inside her.

Then I would nut and fly away.

Monday, July 2nd, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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I think she looks good. don't worry what they tell you your fine.

Monday, July 2nd, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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hot.... need more pics :)

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 3:33am
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Nice body, okay face.. shitty personality may break you though. I think she'll grow out of it when she grows up.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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hmmmm I'd rather see your hotness in porn than modeling silly clothes.

Mod

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 5:40am
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Oh god, she just needs to stop taking emo/myspace photos of herself and put a damn shirt on. She obviously wants to be taken advantage of. Just look at the desperation in her face....which I understand is hard to identify when she's looking down half the time. What a personality....really.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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Do your parents know there are a bunch of half-naked pictures of you on the internet?

Put some clothes on, go eat something and then trash your camera.

Saturday, September 29th, 2007 @ 11:04am
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I'd like to hear more about whether she was the most doable or whether she was a tease. Taylor has the best-looking boobs and the best underwear of any bastardly Lady I've seen. The senior boys were probably right.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 1:59am
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I think she is great looking. Its not every day that you get to see a high-school girl (hopefully 18) nearly nude!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:46am
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Greeat body, but average face. That pretty much sums it up. Oh yeah and...you seem easy, so no wonder you got voted "most doable" or maybe just "most willing"

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 12:51am
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I feel dirty,
guilty pleasure.
A friend of Pablo's once said 'Remember the girls from our time Pablo? Eh, ese? If they acted like these Simba's (youngling females of today) they'd get raped'.
Eh, poor Roberto, he in prison nowz.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 @ 3:14am
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model? class c porn at best

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:00am
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PLEASE take more pics, preferably more revealing, when you:

1) -and this is an important one- TURN 18,

2) wash your goddamned underwear,

3) save up for a nice, expensive wax job.

Post the pics, lemme rub my noodle to them for a while, then we'll talk.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:53am
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What a whore. You'll never make it as a real model.

Sunday, January 6th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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She looks very young but you know what?

nothing that wrong could ever feel this good.

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 8:25am
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pft you're pretty. who cares what these losers say they are just fat middle aged men that have nothing better to do. in real life they'd be all over you. [:

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 4:18am
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pig face , very american look , lol !

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:35pm
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She can become a groupie.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:39pm
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PALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:49pm
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That's one of those trash talking smelly little teens. She does still have the body of twelve year old. What kind of shit is that? Face is fugly too....nasty piggy nose. And does this chick have a neck at all? Like her round cookie head is attached directly to her torso. Yuck.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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model...no. fluff girl...maybe.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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You have a good body, so what?? You are young you should look good. Anyone who dotes on the fact that she's beat up girls and that guys want to "do" her needs a reality check. You won't have that body forever. Don't let guys use you. Those types don't care about you and where does it get you?? The choice is yours but if that's how you want to be remembered then go for it.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:20pm
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"Most do-able girl" "Biggest slut"

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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I wish I was her cat so I could lick her all over. She'd probably wonder why her cat is licking her vagine, but I'm a cat so she probably wouldn't care.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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your face is to plain to be a model. it seems like your trying to do obscure poses and facial expressions to make yourself look prettier. You really do have the typical american look. Your going to have to grow about 5 or 6 more inches and lose some chunk to be a model. You need to have a more rare and unique look, like Ana Beatriz.

Oh and how old are you? You look about 15. All those pics of you half naked make you look trashy and desperate for attention and compliments. And your response for what makes you bastardly was very conceited and most likely a lie imo.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. and then get hit with sex with a minor. moe you sick fuck, stop with the kiddie porn.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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You're a cute girl but I think you should wait until you graduate from the first grade before you start posting pics of yourself in your underwear. If you were a fish I'd throw your ass back into the lake.

C'mon Jackson. I thought this segment was Bastardly LADY of the Day. Not Bastardly TODDLER of the Day.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:50pm
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Uhhhh... no thanks.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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u look lyke jojo

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:27pm
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myspace / 10

also...being voted most doable is not something to be proud of. It means you're a pathetic little tramp who the senior's use as a fucktoy. Pathetic on many levels.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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that's really skanky to pose in a dirty bra like that. yuck.
model potential? no way.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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No thanks.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:39pm
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Oh yeah and by the way..nice crappy trailer...NOT

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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There's not just catwalk modelling, ya know. You can be all sorts of models. I don't think being a model is all that glamorous, look at all these anonymous people criticising you! Aah!!! *cries* But if you can handle it, that's alright. I think you have a healthy, beautiful body, good luck for your future.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 10:24pm
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ok you're doabele and your pict are not so crappy but you're boring, full of you and your bras suck.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 5:28am
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why did those guys dump u after sleeping with u just once. It was obviously not a solid, loving relationship. Go find someone that respects you or better yet stay away from guys untill u hit puberty.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 7:14am
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Not to mention that she looks 13.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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You look desperate in your pics. Grow a sef esteem

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:41pm
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She's a hottie. Kudos for the 3 mill question. Honesty goes a long way in my book.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:02pm
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uhh. . this girl is like 14.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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You could model for a JC Penney's catalog, if you're lucky. Actual working models look like this: www.coacd.blogspot.com. Your body is not thin or tall enough, and your face would probably cause a decrease in sales.

Other than that, you're .00001% better than yesterday's.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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So desperate, what are u doing? A cheap porn wanna be or sth. Yeah, go on print the pics in your underwear in the local newspaper - let your mama see you buhahaha. Slut. Angelina Jolie - yeah goregeous and she's got class - nothing like you

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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Several things:

1. Your face isn't pretty enough to be a model. In fact, your face isn't pretty, period - you are quite a plain jane and even your "modelesque" poses don't make you pretty.
2. You aren't tall and thin enough to be a model. Now, don't go starving yourself, because that's not the real problem. The problem is that you're about 5'3," whereas real models are between