Team Paris Hilton Hired An Ugly Paris Body Double



These were snapped yesterday @ 2007 Much Music Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

I guess the Canadians are really gullible people. hah.

Yes my friends, Paris Hilton, Inc. has contracted another woman who looks like a chubby Paris while the real one does time behind bars. Team Paris representatives couldn't be reached, but the “Paris-Stand-In” strategy is very obvious: Keep Paris' name in the limelight while she's behind bars. Ingenious, I tell you!!!

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Stupid idea.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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How old is this woman and why does she have jowls? Are those scales on her arm?

How could anyone fall for this even if they're Canadian? Hasn't this story been more well covered than any story imaginable? If you don't know Paris is in jail, then what else don't you know? Do they know we're at war?

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:50pm
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chubby? i dont think so.

and you call this chick ugly?!? HELLO! shes a body double for Twat-faced Paris! what do you expect? a beautiful chick? NO. Both her and Paris are ugly. The end.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:56pm
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The real Paris is MUCH better looking.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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OMG how can a person get cheek and lip implants and a nose job done in order to look like paris hilton ?!!!!!!! in pic 3 she looks like a plastic doll (ugly)

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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The Paris double has way nicer feet and doesn't look like she'd smell like head cheese

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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fatter version of Paris
ugly

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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EW!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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I'd rather do Paris than this fug. And that's not meant to be a compliment.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:07pm
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Very bad clone of an already fugly ass beotch.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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Captions and facial expressions of those retarded teens on pg. 2 are priceless. Hahahaha.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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Paris would never be caught dead looking that pale.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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Just when i thought having paris hilton alive was bad enough, there is actually someone out there who enjoys looking like her. Creeps me out i tell you!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:23pm
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WoW this lady is really ugly.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:39pm
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@#2... Tom are you that fucking stupid? You ignorant, American prick. Kiss my Canadian Cunny. Canadians are known world wide to be smarter than our "American Cousins" on what is going on in the world. Yes, we know you are 'at war with terrorism' (aka muslim ethnic cleansing). And no, I am not Muslim. Americans are the only ones in the world who don't see what dubbua Bush is doing. Most people feel threatened to oppose Bush because they'll be next on the 'war' list.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 6:53pm
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I CAN NOT STAND 2 PARIS!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 7:25pm
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Passing resemblance. How sad that this is her claim to fame. GET A LIFE

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:17pm
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"Americans are the only ones in the world who don’t see what dubbua Bush is doing. Most people feel threatened to oppose Bush because they’ll be next on the ‘war’ list."

*rolls eyes*

Do you KNOW how many of us over here are against the war? Apparently you're not all that smart if you don't...

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:25pm
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Paris wouldn't be caught dead with obvious dark roots like that.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:33pm
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chubby face Paris,she looks weird

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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Who's the guy in the dress?

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 9:04pm
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Is this one a diseased, racist,brain dead, arrogant spoiled little fucking Mommy and Daddy's girl though?.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 11:20pm
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yeah, canadians must be gullible to fall for a fake paris like this, after all we americans know the real one so well..........lucky us.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 8:38am
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That girl must have such low self esteem. Pretending to be Paris Hilton...anything to get mummy's and daddy's attention.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 9:13am
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@16

I still don't see how anyone could not know that Paris is in jail and that they are viewing a rather poor imposter. Also, pretty much no one above the Mason-Dixon line believes what Bush is saying. Also, I had to google the word 'cunny'. Can we see your Canadian cunny on BLOTD?

I think the think that can unite you and me is our hatred of Paris and her creepy double and my love of maple syrup. I also hesitate to have a serious discussion of the war on a site that is dedicated to mocking fashion, celebrities and bad boob jobs.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 9:22am
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Fugly but slightly better looking than Paris.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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Does she also have Paree's varied & impressive list of STDs??

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:38pm
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I'd hit it.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:49pm
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“Americans are the only ones in the world who don’t see what dubbua Bush is doing. Most people feel threatened to oppose Bush because they’ll be next on the ‘war’ list.”

*rolls eyes*

Do you KNOW how many of us over here are against the war? Apparently you’re not all that

I'm in the damn army and I oppose the war!!! Needed a college education.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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A) this chick is from Winnipeg, Manitoba. where i'm from, known for being a good stripper. i miss watching her dance on stage....
B) the only reason she's on the red carpet is because paris is so full of herself that she believes anyone that looks similar to herself deserves the same pointless popularity as herself.
C) tom, of course we don't fucking beleive it's really her, she's just there amongst all the other actual stars they came to see. P.S americans gave this girl the same attention. must be just as gullible then EH!!!!!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 4:33pm
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"I’m in the damn army and I oppose the war!!! Needed a college education."

You are a fucking retard! People like you make me sick. Just join for the free ride and expect to do nothing in return. I feel no pity for your sorry ass...Just sorry that people like you exist.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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and #16, stfu

"Canadians are known world wide to be smarter than our “American Cousins” on what is going on in the world"

That is the single, most ridiculous statement I have heard in my entire life. Attacks like that make you seem very foolish, like a little kid. Have fun living in your pitiful, trivial state of mind.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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Am I the only person here that thinks that Tom wasn't trying to insinuate that Canadians are idiots in his comment @ #2? I think he was just commenting on the photo caption. When he said, "How could anyone fall for this even if they're Canadian?" I assumed he was referring to the level of news coverage about Paris' incarceration and not the level of intelligence of the average Canadian? I think the comment about the war was meant to show the comparison between the level of news coverage on Paris vs. the war.... which really points out the absurdity of the news coverage on Paris.

Perhaps I'm giving too much credit to Tom's intelligence. But I'm giving Canadians the same credit, which might be a mistake considering you're not aware that the majority of Americans are actually opposed to the war and to Bush.

Monday, July 2nd, 2007 @ 11:30am
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Looks like someone punched Nicole Kidman in the lips!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:26pm
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she looks bad, why did she even try to look like paris

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:49pm
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