Bastardly Breaking News! Angelina Jolie Walks Over Drainage With Heels!!
Friday, June 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Looks like she's starving herself to death. Fugly bag of bones.
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i would put angie my love, on a omlette & latte diet for refus, small sandwich for lunch, and baked fish for dinner, and some man beef at night. that would get her looking hot again.
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yeah, she's way too skinny now. she doesn't even have her boobs anymore.
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Still amazingly gorgeous
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I've always thought she's beautiful and I still think so!
She's a lot more classy now too - she dresses like a lady and carries herself well.
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She's hideous.
Big head, skeleton body, gross tattoos. Not to mention her "I'll save all the children cause I had such a fucked up childhood lacking a father figure". She's Victoria Beckham with a smile.
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The tatoo she's got beneath her navel says : quod me nutrit me destruit - what nourishes me also kills me - anorexic creed. No surprise...
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i think she looks good here
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#4 how can you say she's gorgeous?? She looks like a walking stick, that is not gorgeous.
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her facial expression on the last pic is really sexy..the hair whipping against her face adds to it too..hotness..
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Gotta admit she looks great here.
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That tattoo is NOT an anorexic creed. Don't be a dolt.
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Mannish before, anorexic and veiny now.
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less veiny than usual. thats good.
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Amazingly toothpick-like.
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so pretty...
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she should really be careful...the shape she's in,if she wipes out she'll break every bone in her body.
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Stinkin skank.
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Meh. #7's right, her and Brad and their "we're saints, hail us" causes are starting to remind me A WHOLE LOT of Victoria and Beckham.
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she's BEAUTIFUL. All you loser pathetic guys who are dissing her are probably fat and ugly and wayyyy below her league.
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23 -or maybe shes just not fitting for their taste..not everyone thinks the same people are attractive.
but how IS she walking on the grates in heels? living in the city with hazards such as random grates and uneven sidewalks and cobblestone can be treacherous when wearing heels, i'll tell you. lucky for her she can just step a couple feet away to her limo and be whisked away
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walking on grates in heels is not that hard :-)
women tend to rest their weight on the toes and not on the heel, when theyre wearing high heels. thats why high heels help in developing the muscles in the calves, just like what tiptoe exercises do to athletes. (unfortunately, standing on tiptoes all the time is bad for the knees)
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"thats why high heels help in developing the muscles in the calves, just like what tiptoe exercises do to athletes"
coool, I didnt know that...thanks!
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She's starting to look like Gia in the end of the movie.
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EWW she looks fat
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I think that was a typo....you mean PHAT, not fat.
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#28 is definitely bulimic...and I am saying this as a thin girl myself
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walking stick yes yes, not just anorexic, but drugs to boot! she's looking way too happy to be starving herself. she's on some yumyum substanance - i guess heroin (she does have a past dabbling with such). what else could cure hunger pains?
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a lot of females think Angelina is ugly and they go online and post their comments online.....how can some females say that Angelina is ugly?If Angelina is ugly than what do you call the average looking female?
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She looks a bit too thin, but quite better than other times and yes, she dresses better.
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real good actually...her head doesnt look weird compared to her body
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