Bastardly Breaking News!! Angelina Jolie Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!!
Friday, June 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Snapped @ the 'A Mighty Heart' premiere @ the Metropolitan Club in New York City
The blue sharpie is the marker of choice these days...Elisha Cuthebert, Nicole Richie & Jude Law have also used the SAME color recently. We're contemplating launching a Bastardly Investigation into this pattern, but unfortunately at the moment, we're too damn lazy.
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Summer Glau Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
- Katherine Heigl Uses Blue Sharpie & Smokes Dunhill Cigarettes!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Amanda Bynes Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
- Miley Cyrus Signs Autographs @ Disney World!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Brittany Snow Now Using Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!












Hot hot hot!
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ugly ugly ugly.
huge head, like a walking candy apple.
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What's hot? her huge alien head, or her ugly skinny, no-ass body??? How can people not see that she has the ugliest body ever!
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Looking really really skinny....for the love of god can someone give her a sandwich!
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Fugly! This bitch makes me sick.
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I'm with Cathy on this one. Creepy face. Disgustingly skinny body. What's to like?
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She needs to start eating. Immediately. Those arms are really scary looking.
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i wish she would return to her glory days of Gia and lara croft.
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Please NO. "Chimp arms" on the loose once again. Wtf is that? The concentration camp, HIV and druggie look? Where's this sasha chick to fuck her up. I can't even do that like her.
Incredible ignorance AND anorexia = SUPERFUG. I just read a crazy article about this bitch trying to censor the media while at the same time talking crap about defending free speech.
Those double standards that freak me out. Can't someone just beat the ignorance out of her. I'm starting to hate her as much as Paris - and Cathy course. Hehe.
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I wish the same Francois Antoine. I miss her having a normal body. This new look isn't working for her. Her head looks way out of proportion now that her body has almost wasted away to bone only.
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she needs to do EVERYTHING that Kelly Brook is doing. angies head on that body would be so FINE!
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She's beautiful. She just needs to eat a sandwich. Or a prime rib.
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Poor thin lady. I hope she gets healthy soon, it's a waste of so much beauty.
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She must have a consuming desease or parasites.
Like tapeworms.
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has a beautiful face....but NO BODY, ABSOLUTELY NO BODY WHATSOEVER...NO ASS, no, no nothing...look at those 2 women in pic 2 looking all mesmerized by Jolie haha
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Maybe celebrities use blue sharpies instead of black because you'll know the autograph is real and not copied. I work at a shipping company and when I do international shipments, we have to use blue pens, not black, so they know that the document is authentic.
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She looks anorexic and her face looks sunken in and scary.
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I think she'll gain a few pounds and look better. She just lost her mother and I Read thats why she has a hard time eating.
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She's so pretty. And just the right weight...
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she is just so beautiful, it's unfair
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plz angie eat s'tin....i love u!!! u be the most gorgeous and even more if u eat sum'in!!
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It's sad. I was never a fan of her at all, but I doubt she'll ever return to what she was. Just look at the other celebrities that went anorexic: Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie...even after they "heal" and start eating again, they still look sick for the rest of their lives.
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how does she look anorexic? Just because she's not the average weight of Americans aka, obese, doesn't mean she's too skinny...
besides, i'd rather be too skinny than the "average" weight which nowadays seems to mean overweight
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She could gain 10 pounds and look great.
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skelator
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this woman is too gorgeous for words...she can wear a burlap sack and weigh anywhere from 1lb to 700lbs..doesnt change that she is fuckingbeautiful..
its a shame that people still manage to hate on her...
lets not forget that aside from being beyond hot, she actually contributes to this earth in a way that makes her even more deserving of everything she has.
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Skeleton
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how exactly does she contribute to this earth? Adopting children from other countries? You know, it doesn't take a celebrity to do that. All she ever has done and talk and talk and talk about the poor Africans in other continents. Has she ever even tried raising awareness of the poor children in America, her own country? Has she ever spoken out about global warming? Has she even tried doing what's right? FUck NO. All she has ever done is shit for herself. So think before you say anything bout her doing goods for society. You're just dumb.
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Totally agree with Cathy.
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d83 go beat yo meat
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