Serena Williams' Bootilicious Bikini Pictures Bring The Links!




- A Natalia Paris Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Jennifer Garner Is The New Face For Neutrogena [I'm Not Obsessed]
- And Sienna Miller is a close second [Celebslam]
- Heidi Montag Does The Bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
- I Know You're Jealous [The Bastardly Society]

- Lily Doesn't Care Anymore [Dlisted]
- Eminem to reveal details of his fling with Mariah Carey on new album [Cele|bitchy]
- Ashley Massaro gets the smackdown out of wrestling [Fatback and Collards]
- Mandy Moore Please [CityRag]

- Nell McAndrew's most excellent bikini gallery [Horny Oyster]
- Britney Spears nip slip [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Anna Kournikova does the bikini thing [The Blemish]
- Who's Hotter - Hilary or Haylie Duff? [The Grumpiest]

- Spend Some Time With Katherine Heigl [ChugsAndJugs]
- Nell McAndrew's most excellent bikini gallery [DerekHail]
- Hilary Duff Turn It Up A Notch [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]


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64 Scandalous Comments

My eyes...My eyes!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:30pm
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i dont even know who's the man in that relationship

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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She really got hit with the fugly stick. A mixture of godzilla and a muscular black man. I feel sorry for the brother. Maybe she has other quiitites or is a good-hearted person but this is fucking scary. I've seen those in HQ. I'm still having nightmares from this shit.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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with my sight finally returned, i am wondering why she is taking her brother's picture holding sea shit...

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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Disgusting.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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Damn that's a big bitch!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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you guys she's really not that gross. if you saw her in jeans and a tshirt you wouldn't think she was fat. plus she's a really talented tennis player. and at least she doesn't have cellulite!

count your blessings, bastards!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:16pm
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Porn Star status is right. Imagine seeing a couple of hoo hoos try to penetrate that haha.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:19pm
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*high fice*@G, This site is getting more n more geared towards pedaphiles. You are absolutely right, i dont understand how people think grown ass women that look like little boys is considered "hot". Must be a white people thing or somethin..meh oh wells.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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What hot woman looks like a little boy?

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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fucking ugly I think Im gonna be sick

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:49pm
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Hey back off!

She looks just fine. At least she has the guts to out in public in a bikini knowing all you jackass losers will be slinging the insults

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:58pm
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i don't think anyone here said she's fat...it is obvious that she is athletic, but it can't be argued that this is on big girl

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:02pm
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Oh my god, that is dredfull.
I need some Alessandra pics to get back to normal!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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i dont personally think serena is the most beautiful woman in teh world, but really..whats so wrong with her figure? she's in shape, she's fit..some guys like a woman with some meat on her. everyone has their preferences, but compared to alot of the obese people in this world, i think she looks damn good

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:45pm
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She may never win Miss Universe but at least she has her millions somethings most of us will never have.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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I just lost my lunch.....and my breakfast....and my dinner from last night......

...oh God, I think I just threw up a lung!

I'm surprised some hunter didn't bring that beast down because, well, she's a beast......not really human-looking at all!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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@Sullen Girl: A for effort i guess but that joke didn't really deliver.

and i'm pretty sure that's her brother.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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if only things could be unseen...if only

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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you should say
guys like little girls body's,
not littleboys, eww who the hell likes little boys, that nasty,
and they are woman not boys,
but they didnt grow out of their little girl bodys

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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holy fucking fuck...i need to go vomit now.

i've never seen an ass that ridiculously huge, not even on a 300 lb obese person. thats just nasty. gross gross gross.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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@ Dat- There is an in between child and beast. Don't be silly. There are also many beautiful black women- Serena isn't one of them.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 9:44pm
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Serena isn't "beautiful" but her ass is just fine! There is nothing wrong with the junk in her trunk. It must be a white people thing seriously because most of us black women wish we had bigger butts. I wouldn't mind having her ass!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 9:50pm
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Sweetie, have you looked at anything other than her ass? She's HIDEOUS.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 10:18pm
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Hey, isn't that the preppy guy from ATL?

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 11:41pm
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# 30 if you know any guys that like little girls i do believe you should turn their pedophile asses in you moron...as for Serena..i am just speechless....

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 6:51am
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And to think compared to her sister, she's the better looking one. That's one ugly family.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 9:06am
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she's not fat, she's an elephant.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 10:05am
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I think she's fucking awesome. I'd fuck her silly.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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She has things I really like and things that frighten me.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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That's a beast - she could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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Blah, ummm.... sweetie... I see her whole body AND her face and I see nothing wrong with her. She doesn't have to look like everyone else to be beautiful. If she's proud of her body and the way she looks then I shouldn't be so bent out of shape because of the way she looks. She doesn't get paid to look good so why should she be judged on things like that anyway? She's an athelete, not an actress or a model or even a singer. Those people usually get paid to look good.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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OH MY FUCKEN GOODNESS!!!!

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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Oh, hell yes!!

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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ew

Saturday, June 16th, 2007 @ 9:06am
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We think her assets are beautiful, I guess if I had a small penis I might think differently.

Saturday, June 16th, 2007 @ 9:17am
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

mommy make it stop

Saturday, June 16th, 2007 @ 11:58am
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#33, no I believe it's more because they're not into beastiality and screwing elephants.

Saturday, June 16th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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To all BOYS and GIRLS out there..

This is the PERFECT DEFINITION OF.. FUGLINESS and Skankilicious...

Darn, this must be end of the world..eeww..

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 @ 7:16am
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When is he going to break Hank Aaron's home run record?

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 1:14am
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scary

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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She's certainly a muscular woman, too much so for my tastes. It's also quite obvious that nature intended her to be a bit more on the heavy side then not, also not to my taste. But she is not a bad looking girl, not to my taste, but not bad looking either. She is certainly not ugly by any reasonable standard.

The truth is that many many people are simply not happy with thier own lives or appearance and take a mean spirited delight in tearing other people down. It's called finding a scapegoat for one's own insecurities and it's quite shameful. Malicious and unempathetic people are the bane of human society.

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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cosign #12

apparently, 12 year old girls with implants are in with the white folks.

don't hate just cuz you can't handle all that woman. i'm sure she's not gunning for any of you.

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 @ 6:07am
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good grief

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Her shoulders are wider than the guy she's with! And the thing is, he ain't even a small dude. Dang!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:52pm
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...but i have to admit that her ass is porn star status.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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hahaha, look at the second picture on page 1! She looks like a giant compared to her tiny boyfriend:p (I know its not really like that, but still a little funny:))

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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I agree with #19.... I was actually wondering when we'd see more of Alessandra Ambrosio pics... I miss Ale already. As for this Serena girl... well, she's got quite a caboose back there.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:34pm
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I'll bet she could kick that dude's ass.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:00pm
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I wasn't joking.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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I NEED TO LOOK AT ANA BEATRIZ BARROS AGAIN.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:56pm
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I guess I'm the only dude with a dick big enough to maneuver between those butt-cheeks and find the pussy.

really isnt that why white guys dont like girls with big butts in the first place (serena notwithstanding)

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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That's my opinion.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 9:44pm
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ah, whatever, if she had the body of a little boy instead of the body of a large man, you'd be drooling over her like you drool over the other "women" on this site.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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That's one ugly nappy headed ho

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:40pm
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OH MY GOD, guys, it's fucking 2007 already!! Can't you handle seeing pictures of two gay men on the beach? Seriously. Have some respect for the homosexuals.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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You guys are silly. I Wish I had Serena just beside me. She is my Beauty Queen and the woman I Dream of every single day of my Life. If I should have one wish, Then it will be to have this Black beauty queen close to me forever. I have nver miss any of her tenis encounters. I wish seeing her every now and then. She is the most beatiful girl to me. My choiced Queen.

Ngasso

Monday, June 9th, 2008 @ 6:15am
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Her HOTT Legs have always been Big Same as her HOTT Ass, I've always Dreamed of Burying My Face btween those Sexy Hott Legs and that Big ASS, I think she's Gorgeous, gets me hard everytime I see Her

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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NEVER SEEN SUCH A MUSCLE LARGE ASS LIKE THAT

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 8:53am
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Well i think y'all haters mofos just taking shit about this damsel Serena cus u aint got wut it takes to rock her world but i 'ma tell y'all haters something this chick got the most rumpiest ,juiciest ass i ever seen am sure cherokee d'ass is gonn check her ass when she see's serena's go girl u rock and i wouldnt mind dipping my tongue into that juicy ass to taste every little bit of juice there with the pussy

Monday, November 10th, 2008 @ 5:23am
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I would eat Serena for a week and then fuck her for another week, and then when she got pregnant I would drink all her milk.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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SERENA IS FUCKING UGLY. SERENA IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA.

Monday, December 15th, 2008 @ 1:25am
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Hi

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 9:39am
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Hey, I'm white and I would love a piece of that ass. I should know, cause my wife is black and has an ass to rival the best. If there is something wrong with me for being obsessed with black women, then fuck me dead, I'm abnormal and couldn't give a flying fuck about it. I love black women, and I can't think of anything in God's creation more beautiful than a caramel mulatta or pitch black African Goddess. I love their curves, their lips, their dark nipples, and especially that booty. You poor assholes, if only you knew the sensation of taking hold of that ebony ass as she rides you to a frazzle. Fuck I love em!!!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 9:54am
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