Bastardly Lunchtime Snack... Kelly Brook Bikini Candids
Thursday, June 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Bastardly Lunchtime Snack... Kelly Brook Bikini CandidsThursday, June 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch Related in a Bastardly way:52 Scandalous Comments |
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SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL! Even jesus would hit it!
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Haha she's great, but pic 3 is not flattering :p
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I like pic 3.
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yeah me too, hips don't lie - whatever that means
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I wish she had a nicer ass.
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that suit is uggglyy..but this chick is hot
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she is so hot, pic three is also hot, beautiful girl, tooo hot
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oops i need 2 clean up the place now..
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FAT COW
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oh and HUGE thighs....me like Stephanie Seymour and Rebecca Romjin....curves for days without the wideload effect.
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bitch should not be posing straight on...listen to your stylist honey, photograph those wide hips from an angle
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the comments concerning this girls "big thighs" and "huge hips" and general fat assness only prove to me that the average guy has no fucking idea what a real woman looks like. so all you haters can go on getting wet over women who have the body of a 13 year old boy with bolt on tits, at least it will keep you out of the gene pool.
p.s. the pale skin actually suits her, she'd look wierd with a tan.
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listen "protest", I'm just saying that there are women like Rebecca R and Stephanie S with CURVY, healthy bodies with tiny waists and curves and big beautiful round asses and look fit and not so wideloadish. The flat ass and other stuff on this hoe is annoying and not perfect. I don't get excited about straight boyish women with implants so just kindly close your pie hole.....
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gotta agree with don...
and pic 3 looks horrible
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She's 5'11 and 8st 5 (according to the papers) which makes her actually underweight for her height. and why do people find it acceptable to say someone is too pale, as far as i'm concerned it's as bad as if someone said that someone's too dark.
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Gorgeous Kelly again. Even those pics don't do her really justice if you see them in HQ your jaw will drop unless if you are a male and more into dudes or you're an envious hateful fat or anorexic chick.
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listen "don" i wasn't just referring to you, and if you can wag your jaw then so can i.
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what's HQ, a magazine with photoshop? then I understand your point.
Her lower body bone structure makes her look heavy regardless of her weight...sorry, just how I see it.
My guy friend (friend of hubby) said "thatsa hunka hunka burnin love" in a very Elvis type voice. Just cracked me up...thought I'd share.
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I think Milo Manara would like her.
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I want supermodels with long slender legs. Not this duck-like shit.
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It means high quality but in this context Hi-Res (High-Resolution) would be more appropriate. No, they are not photoshopped.
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Wow guys... haha. I would LOVE to be as "fat" as her. She's gorgeous and has a great body.
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Gee, don't get tiffy just cuz I'm agreeing with other men and women on this site...and DON'T compares my angels Rebecca and Stephanie with a dude..that's whack. I don't like flat untoned asses...SORRY!!!!
This girl needs to make a beeping noise when she backs up...just for public safety.
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Nothing wrong with being gay, dude...cool off and enjoy the sauna.
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Oh...and by the way, I wasn´t comparing your girls to a man, bozo, I was being ironic. I meant you actually like Matthew´s stuff. And finally "oh and by the way" to start a sentece sounds really really gay, girlfriend.
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I think it's kind of funny that some say that pic 3 in particular is not flattering, when I thought the exact opposite, that pic 3 shows her hips/waist shape very well, and that shape looks beyond awesome to me. Plus her non-tanned skin looks great for her, she'd look kind of odd with a deeper tan, as someone else said.
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I think that Kelly has a GREAT, fit body and her skin tone is gorgeous on her....
I wonder how many of you males judging her have fit and tanned bodies... you know , the ones that women like to look at...I bet that nearly 100% of you are "pale" or "too dark", skinny , scrawny guys with mini beer guts and bad hair cuts!!
In #3 she is posing for HER photographer...NOT the paparazzi which is at a different angle...by the by
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Yeah....this is one curvy, voluptuous woman ...
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http://www.stephanie-seymour-guzeller.bz.tc/guzeller/3.htm
How voluptuous....
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don you are fucking annoying,
fine she is not your type you like bonny ass girls, and fat asses i guess, and flat boobs, and skinny ass long skeleton legs,
if you saw all those long legs in person, youll change your mind,
in pictures things look bigger, imagine how skinny those long legs look in person, its not sexy. thiss i s a beautiful lady,every part of her
i know a guy who met the VS models, and he said they were too skinny, they were so unattractive and he said the worse part is their big skinny feet, imagine how their legs look,ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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ASA, you're so right! if that's what DON thinks is curvy and voluptuous , then he's got a head as fucked up as a 15 year old anorexic girl. seriously! CURVY!? go see a shrink asshole, because you're a clear cut case of body dysmorphic disorder.
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I don't understand why so many people are complaining about her body. When i saw the first pic, i thought to myself "wow, she's stunning". Then i read some of these comments and was totally shocked. Some people's perception of health and beauty have been so twisted....Believe it or not she's actually a little underweight for her height and a healthy female needs about 20-30% body fat. Less than 17% she may become infertile. She looks fantastic to me.
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She's a billion miles more gorgeous than any VS model. Classically proportioned and beautiful, theres nothing fake about her at all.
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FAT COW..pic3 says it all...at 20 something with no kids...sheesh.
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lisa you must be anorexic to think she is a cow, eat more, bony ass
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Weird People, Lisa is probably as fat as Britney Spears, she´s just playing along the closeted gays who "like" bony girls.
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#41,
ASA is not referring to this chick...he is talking about Stephanie Seymour
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wOW. She is perfect. Billy Zane always manages to attach himself to the most perfect specimens. He's so not worthy.
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She's gorgoeus in these pictures.
Sullen Girl, you're nowhere near as "fat" as her, but I don't mean that badly, you have great body. :)
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I'd eat her ass right there in broad daylight.
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like, wow. i'm a 5'8 white woman with that kinda body and according to her bio she supposedly is a 34-36B and she weights 118-120.
which is a big fat lie. she isn't underweight. she shure as hell isn't a B either. i'm saying this because she's a beautiful woman and i bet alot of women look at her and think "god i wish i had that body" and then look up her measurements and give up as soon as they see the 118. i mean damn. i'm almost 5'9 and i can't get any lower than 135 without passing out. i'm a 36C too and my boobs don't look that big either.
and please don't get on my back like i'm being too confident about posting my measurements online and shit.
i'm a fuckin lesbian.
the end.
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Finally something else then those skinny bitches
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Flat ass, wide hips, pale skin...she's hot why???
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facial profile in pic 3 is horselike
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I agree with Rob and I had posted on some other bikini pics of this big woman.
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I'm a chubby woman and I wouldn't aspire to this body, more the curvy, FIT looking woman. Sorry if that offends any women out there..just how I feel.
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whoa...she isnt 5'11''....she is like 5'7'' -5'8''
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Oh and by the way, alot of guys are ass guys and her ass would just ruin it for them so don't go and assume I am someone else..moron.
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don you are fucking annoying,
fine she is not your type you like bonny ass girls, and fat asses i guess, and flat boobs, and skinny ass long skeleton legs,
if you saw all those long legs in person, youll change your mind,
in pictures things look bigger, imagine how skinny those long legs look in person, its not sexy. thiss i s a beautiful lady
i know a guy who met the VS models, and he said they were too skinny, they were so unattractive and he said the worse part is their big skinny feet, imagine how their legs look,ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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*with the closeted...
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Don must be the same "Doug" who loved trashing Kelli Brook in other boards, with the "wide hips, flat ass" routine, his comments sound just too similar (you guys may not be the same person, you may just go to the same...uh..."gym"...).
If you see the first picture of a woman and you DON´T LIKE IT, why do you insist in talking about her "flaws"? Go find yourself a good athletic Rebecca, Stephanie or Matthew McCounaghey and leave this beautiful woman alone.
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oh yeah and if a girl says she is fat, then, you must be so skinny or bony,a stick figure, i guess some people want to see bones, and feel the ribcage of a womens body, sicko
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