Bastardly Breaking News! God Damn It!! Mariah Carey is Still Alive!
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
Maybe she'll try to do another movie & dive into depression again...?
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shes not hot. shes annoying and bitchy. her movie "glitter" sucked. so wtf is she doing here?
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Hopefully all our wishes will come true soon and she will do the world a favor and slit her wrists or pull an anna nicole.
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She's looking pretty thick in the torso these days.
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The skinniest fat woman I have ever seen. Mimi is all about class and dignity and by that I mean sleazy prostitution to music execs and of course Coney Island.
Some one should tie a rope to her ass and use her as one the huge balloons for the new years parade.
With all that said all of you bastards wouldn’t hesitate to hit that. Well all of you except for Rasheed, because he is gay.
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Wtf, she looks like a little jew or something in that first shot.
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She's a total retard apart from that I always found her very sexy and highly attractive. In these pictures though she looks high and like shit. What's wrong with her?
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shouldn't this be in "has-beens"?
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Dammit, I get so turned on by Mariah Carey. Always have.
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Never really liked her, body seems OK, the face not.
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I love her. she's pretty, losers...
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She was in her prime back in the day when she did that Butterfly music video...she used to be a golden-skinned hottie. Now- not so much.
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SHE has the PERFECT voice. I will always respect her--no matter how much weight she gains--because her voice is number one.
Number one talent of the music industry. End of.
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She used to be cute until she fell into that same trap so many celebs fall into. She tweezed out her eyebrows too much and dyed her hair too light. I just don't like it on her. She doesn't have a bad voice, I just got tired of her screaming in her songs all the time.
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she never was pretty but managed to look allright in the past...ex: her "honey" video but man, it is like she is trying so hard to be uglier everyday
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Her tits look soo natural, no wonder other celebs were asking her about her surgeon..see fuckers, her tits are not perky but they still look NATURAL and nice.
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fugly!!!
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Stupid, plastic ho
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