Man I told you this slut only owns one pair of these fuck pumps. I bet her feet are smelly as hell. So rich and but still a filthy fucker. She'll be worse than Linsey never-taking-a-shower coke whore.

WHOA!! Unibrow! It disturbs me now...never noticed before. We have WAX for those issues hun.

"I swear to god I own ten pairs of these very classy pumps"

What an ugly whore....

cocaine chique?? looks like a scarecrow.

''Ahh, the 'stuck behind a glass wall' mime never gets old!''

Lay off the Louboutins, haters :)

See? I was not giving Michael Bay a handjob during the screening!

wow, she looks like she weighs about 40 pounds. and yeh, those eyebrows are scary.

She kinda looks like Claire Forlani over here

"...not only does it wash off stupid tattoos, it doesn't give you dish-pan hands!"

"don't shoot me! my waxing appointment is tomorrow morning! i swear!"

"I'm going to have the first 10 volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica tattooed on my body to go along with the unabridged version of Webster's Dictionary on my back."

"(puts up hands) this is how many men ive slept within the past hour"

Man, those shoes are ugly. Not fond of the dress either. And a definite waxing needed asap. To sum it up: awful picture of her.

"Now stop it. Each of you will get your turn."

Megan: I know, I know. I look kind of gross. But howsabout this: if I jack both of you off for ten minutes, will you post really nice comments about me on Bastardly?

this is my happy pose dnt get scared....

I won't eat until I grow an eleventh finger!

"No actual penguins were used or harmed in the production of this dress."

[crosses legs and holds balance]

"Look Ma!... NO HANDS."

"I bet you can't guess what I touch Brian Austin Green's manhood with. Ok here's a hint; It's one of these 2 hands"