A Big Bastardly Happy Birthday to Ms. Adriana Lima!!
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

She turned 26 today!
- Kelly Brook's Bikini Calendar Photoshoot Part 2 [HollywoodTuna]
- Dermot Mulroney Files For Divorce [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Serena Williams in a bikini. Holy God. [Celebslam]
- Joanna Krupa in Lingerie at the SpikeTV Guy Award [Drunken Stepfather]
- work with young people my ass [The Bastardly Society]
- Why Didn't They Just Go On Maury? [Dlisted]
- Paris in jail music video [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney and K-Fed may be back together [Fatback and Collards]
- Guess Who Bites? [CityRag]
- Michelle Marsh dominatrix pictures [Horny Oyster]
- Paris Hilton has changed. Except probably not. [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Sharon Stone is topless [The Blemish]
- Penelope Cruz is Perfect [The Grumpiest]
- Spend Some Time With Katherine Heigl [ChugsAndJugs]
- Celine Dion bikini pictures [DerekHail]
- Robert Rodriguez Shows You How To Cook [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Holy God! Victoria's Secret Angels Attack LAX Airport!
- Adriana Lima Will Appear in a Super Bowl 2008 Commercial! Ow!!
- Surprise, Surprise! Adriana Lima Looks Really Hot In Jeans!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Adriana Lima Used Her Victoria's Secret Employee Discount Card!!!
- Midnight Hottie Snack by Victoria's Secrets. Yummy!












Lima is a dyme piece regarding looks but she shouldn't open her mouth because only dumb shit comes out of it.
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You're ugly, Adriana. Happy Birthday!
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*MUCH* prettier and more feminine looking than Alessandra HORSEFACE and Gisele MANFACE.
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in the top pic she is in the perfect position for a gspot orgasm. i love that Roasted Chicken position
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she is no. 1 in my book
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Sometimes she looks pretty, other times she looks weird.
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she looks pretty even when she looks like shit! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANA!!!
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eww she has flappy labia minora lips and you can tell thru her underwear (pg. 6)
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beautiful :)
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful model in the world.
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Happy Birthday Adriana :)
"eww she has flappy labia minora lips and you can tell thru her underwear (pg. 6) "
No she doesn't. Enlarge this picture:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy07.jpg
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i love you. i would turn lesbian for you. anytime gurl!
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Keep in mind the first "out of bed" pictures were taken without make-up and she still looks sexy. The last pictures are from 2006 after her weight gain. Personally I love a supermodel with a little meat on the bone :)
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Betch, you are the world's biggest idiot.
How the hell can you tell what her labia MINORA look from under a panty!?
(In case you didn't know, the labia minora are located inside the labia majora, and are, therefore, NOT visible in that picture.)
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so she is 26 but stil a VIRGIN? let me now if she is not LOL
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Alexandra, sometimes the labia minora hangs outside the labia majora, resulting in the so-called "meat curtains" phenomenon. It is generally considered unattractive and the reason why many young girls choose to have cosmetic surgery down there.
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pstroyer, I know that - my point is that it's not possible for that dumbass Betch to tell me what Adriana's labia minora look like when she's wearing underwear.
As for the whole cosmetic 'designer vagina' crap that's going on these days - I can't believe that stuff. It's truly a sign of the times when the Porn industry has perverted female sexuality to the point where young girls feel that their labia have to be almost invisible for men to find them attractive...
So sad.
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this Moe dude hates Adriana Lima...he posts probably ugliest pix of her...still hotter than his Ale
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As an amateur gynocologist, I have noted that about 1 out of 2 chicks have visible beef curtainage. The advent of the brazilian wax has revealed what our forefathers seldom discerned, but what we sexual conquistadors now, in some cases, sadly acknowledge when its already too late. "Damn. Scrambled eggs..."
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d83,
you can go here for a quick overview of some of her best pictures:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/lima.html
but be aware, there's A LOT so you need a fast connection
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And congrats for #1 on "Guys Choice"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can trie to make her ugly..but she is hoooooooooooooooot
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#24
i dont know why he hates her. but only jealous people would make that things like post the not her best pictures.
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She should model with her mouth closed more. I checked out that compilation of pics that pstroyer posted. It was mostly impressive.
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she looks weird in the first pictures, the last 4 are good though,
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is she really part black and indian? i thought she was 100 euro? it's not fair! thanks for ruining her beauty.
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we love you adri! keep reppin it for them mixed sistahs in bahia! denny is lucky to have you.
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She's sooooooooooooo beautiful:)
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I'd be happy to make her one of my goomars
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#26...thats a nery nice collection of her pix...i thought i had seen every pic of hers but she still keeps impressing me (as long as she doesnt give a big smile)
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Happy Birthday Adriana!!
Anytime you want to lose your Virginity... call me!!
:D
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HAPPY B-DAY BEAUTIFUL!!!
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happy b-day adriana :)
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Good thing shes a walking dirt whore zombie in the first 5 photos, but i guess that is pretty hot if your another person walking around without a brain. ZING!!
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thanks Moe granting my request to post her pics.
Happy 26th BirthDay Adriana!! Congratulations for winning the Guys choice Award baby!
Damn, your still the hottest woman alive..
so how would you like to celebrate your b-day?? i wonder..
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Happy B-Day Ja!!!
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Fugly as usual.
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Aren't these the "vampire fang" pictures? Those where she exposes her nasty teeth (on the second page).
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@ Francois Antoine, you obviously know nothing about women, your gfs probably faked orgasms all the time!! poor thing! The perfect position to give a woman an orgasm during intercourse is her riding you. Thank you
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Happy Birthday to the latino boy with the beautiful long hair...
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lol jezebelle
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Back when she really deserved #2
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Perfection!
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SHE IS REALLY HOT
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omg stop with the racism you losers. adriana is the hottest chick to ever live. she isnt even overrated like all those others! it is her flaws that make her one of a kind. her very few and minor flaws that is. being native and african is not a flaw, it's an asset if it changes anything at all. It keeps the gene pool healthy and fresh.
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AMEN
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I AM SOOO JEALOUSE OF HER!! She is gorgouse! I hope for every female on this planet that she does not look THAT hot in real life. pray ladies
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oh and the only reason she won that Guy's Choice Award is because you had to choose between Adriana fish face lima and Beyonce wide hips. If you could choose between anyone in the world instead of these two she never would have won. Heck if it was Gisele and Beyonce, even Gisele would have won.
Doesn't say much about adri winning the award if your only competition is Beyonce.
overrated
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You people are gross!! But she does look like shit she is ugly
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she actually looks better in the candid photos
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she is amazingly beautiful, one of a kind!
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poor thing...looks like she got up on the wrong side of her intact hymen...happy birthday bitch...now cook me breakfast...
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thank you moe.
i love you and lima foreverrrrrrrrrrr.
actually just lima. i lied.
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Oh, and happy birthday!
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she's HAWT. One of my favorites!!!
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Today's my birthday too! Lousiest birthday EVER.
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yeah ok alexandra and you're the world's biggest douche!! hahaha
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YUMMY!
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