A Big Bastardly Happy Birthday to Ms. Adriana Lima!!



She turned 26 today!

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- Serena Williams in a bikini. Holy God. [Celebslam]
- Joanna Krupa in Lingerie at the SpikeTV Guy Award [Drunken Stepfather]
- work with young people my ass [The Bastardly Society]

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- Paris in jail music video [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney and K-Fed may be back together [Fatback and Collards]
- Guess Who Bites? [CityRag]

- Michelle Marsh dominatrix pictures [Horny Oyster]
- Paris Hilton has changed. Except probably not. [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Sharon Stone is topless [The Blemish]
- Penelope Cruz is Perfect [The Grumpiest]

- Spend Some Time With Katherine Heigl [ChugsAndJugs]
- Celine Dion bikini pictures [DerekHail]
- Robert Rodriguez Shows You How To Cook [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Lima is a dyme piece regarding looks but she shouldn't open her mouth because only dumb shit comes out of it.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:35pm
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You're ugly, Adriana. Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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*MUCH* prettier and more feminine looking than Alessandra HORSEFACE and Gisele MANFACE.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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in the top pic she is in the perfect position for a gspot orgasm. i love that Roasted Chicken position

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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she is no. 1 in my book

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:57pm
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Sometimes she looks pretty, other times she looks weird.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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she looks pretty even when she looks like shit! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANA!!!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:03pm
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eww she has flappy labia minora lips and you can tell thru her underwear (pg. 6)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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beautiful :)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful model in the world.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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Happy Birthday Adriana :)

"eww she has flappy labia minora lips and you can tell thru her underwear (pg. 6) "

No she doesn't. Enlarge this picture:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy07.jpg

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:27pm
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i love you. i would turn lesbian for you. anytime gurl!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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Keep in mind the first "out of bed" pictures were taken without make-up and she still looks sexy. The last pictures are from 2006 after her weight gain. Personally I love a supermodel with a little meat on the bone :)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:36pm
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Betch, you are the world's biggest idiot.

How the hell can you tell what her labia MINORA look from under a panty!?

(In case you didn't know, the labia minora are located inside the labia majora, and are, therefore, NOT visible in that picture.)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 6:25pm
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so she is 26 but stil a VIRGIN? let me now if she is not LOL

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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Alexandra, sometimes the labia minora hangs outside the labia majora, resulting in the so-called "meat curtains" phenomenon. It is generally considered unattractive and the reason why many young girls choose to have cosmetic surgery down there.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 6:48pm
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pstroyer, I know that - my point is that it's not possible for that dumbass Betch to tell me what Adriana's labia minora look like when she's wearing underwear.

As for the whole cosmetic 'designer vagina' crap that's going on these days - I can't believe that stuff. It's truly a sign of the times when the Porn industry has perverted female sexuality to the point where young girls feel that their labia have to be almost invisible for men to find them attractive...

So sad.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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this Moe dude hates Adriana Lima...he posts probably ugliest pix of her...still hotter than his Ale

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:01pm
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As an amateur gynocologist, I have noted that about 1 out of 2 chicks have visible beef curtainage. The advent of the brazilian wax has revealed what our forefathers seldom discerned, but what we sexual conquistadors now, in some cases, sadly acknowledge when its already too late. "Damn. Scrambled eggs..."

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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d83,

you can go here for a quick overview of some of her best pictures:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/lima.html

but be aware, there's A LOT so you need a fast connection

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:20pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And congrats for #1 on "Guys Choice"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can trie to make her ugly..but she is hoooooooooooooooot

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:30pm
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#24

i dont know why he hates her. but only jealous people would make that things like post the not her best pictures.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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She should model with her mouth closed more. I checked out that compilation of pics that pstroyer posted. It was mostly impressive.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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she looks weird in the first pictures, the last 4 are good though,

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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is she really part black and indian? i thought she was 100 euro? it's not fair! thanks for ruining her beauty.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 8:07pm
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we love you adri! keep reppin it for them mixed sistahs in bahia! denny is lucky to have you.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 8:09pm
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She's sooooooooooooo beautiful:)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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I'd be happy to make her one of my goomars

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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#26...thats a nery nice collection of her pix...i thought i had seen every pic of hers but she still keeps impressing me (as long as she doesnt give a big smile)

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 10:36pm
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Happy Birthday Adriana!!

Anytime you want to lose your Virginity... call me!!

:D

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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HAPPY B-DAY BEAUTIFUL!!!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 12:48am
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happy b-day adriana :)

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 2:40am
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Good thing shes a walking dirt whore zombie in the first 5 photos, but i guess that is pretty hot if your another person walking around without a brain. ZING!!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 7:30am
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thanks Moe granting my request to post her pics.

Happy 26th BirthDay Adriana!! Congratulations for winning the Guys choice Award baby!

Damn, your still the hottest woman alive..

so how would you like to celebrate your b-day?? i wonder..

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 7:50am
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Happy B-Day Ja!!!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 8:15am
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Fugly as usual.

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 8:32am
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Aren't these the "vampire fang" pictures? Those where she exposes her nasty teeth (on the second page).

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 8:41am
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@ Francois Antoine, you obviously know nothing about women, your gfs probably faked orgasms all the time!! poor thing! The perfect position to give a woman an orgasm during intercourse is her riding you. Thank you

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 9:03am
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Happy Birthday to the latino boy with the beautiful long hair...

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 10:03am
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lol jezebelle

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 10:48am
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Back when she really deserved #2

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 11:12am
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Perfection!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 7:39pm
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SHE IS REALLY HOT

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 10:23pm
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omg stop with the racism you losers. adriana is the hottest chick to ever live. she isnt even overrated like all those others! it is her flaws that make her one of a kind. her very few and minor flaws that is. being native and african is not a flaw, it's an asset if it changes anything at all. It keeps the gene pool healthy and fresh.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 1:16am
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AMEN

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 1:51am
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I AM SOOO JEALOUSE OF HER!! She is gorgouse! I hope for every female on this planet that she does not look THAT hot in real life. pray ladies

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 6:14am
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oh and the only reason she won that Guy's Choice Award is because you had to choose between Adriana fish face lima and Beyonce wide hips. If you could choose between anyone in the world instead of these two she never would have won. Heck if it was Gisele and Beyonce, even Gisele would have won.
Doesn't say much about adri winning the award if your only competition is Beyonce.
overrated

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 2:26am
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You people are gross!! But she does look like shit she is ugly

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 6:07pm
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she actually looks better in the candid photos

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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she is amazingly beautiful, one of a kind!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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poor thing...looks like she got up on the wrong side of her intact hymen...happy birthday bitch...now cook me breakfast...

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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thank you moe.

i love you and lima foreverrrrrrrrrrr.

actually just lima. i lied.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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Oh, and happy birthday!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 5:38pm
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she's HAWT. One of my favorites!!!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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Today's my birthday too! Lousiest birthday EVER.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 7:40pm
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yeah ok alexandra and you're the world's biggest douche!! hahaha

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 8:44pm
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YUMMY!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 8:19am
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