Caption This, Bitches! (Paris Hilton Hauled Back To Jail Edition)
Monday, June 11th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Police: No, no, we would have got you eventually.
Paris: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap? Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air?
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oh no i forgot my valtrex!!!
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actually she did have a herpes breakout i heard
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Pathetic.
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looks like jessica alba in the front seat
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"now i can't go to lindsay's birthday party and steal the spotlight! shit! my carreer is over!"
officer: (thinking to himself) what carreer?
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I remember the days, sunny, carefree days spent frolicking in fields of daisies, when I didn't know who this bitch was.
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but i don't want to back!!! i thought "Penal System" had
something to do with penises!!!!! And what about 23 days in
the hole?!?! that wasn't true either!!!!! waaaa
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"But you told me we were going to Disneyland!!"
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i broke a nail. god i hate poor people
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[Wipes tears mixed with snot from her face] I thought you meant it when you said I could drive!
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"that's not hot"
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she seems to be upset - I would expect that she would be happy
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"maybe i can use my hook nose to pick these cuffs..."
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"What? No conjugal visits? What about Nick?"
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Love the captions. Maybe when she gets out of jail she'll stop acting like the spoiled brat that she is. I wonder if she is still in mommy and daddy's will?
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I hope she enjoys carpet munching on those scraggy bushes. Think its bad now wait till the guards start snapping pictures!
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"Nooooo, I don't wanna get butt raped by a fat chick named Margarita."
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2 POLICE IN FRONT OF CAR:"THE SOONER THIS HORRIBLE BITCH GETS A BULLET IN HER HEAD...THE BETTER"
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Bwaaaaahaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaahh!!!
Fugly, worthless cnut.
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yeah fuck off to jail no hairdresses in there you silly dick you could do with a nose job i hope you get bullied by the other girls i have got a good song fir paris fuckton "smack that " by akon
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she looks pretty now... am loving it.. like most of the world do. lol.
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modok,
"indisputable" is too many syllables for her to pronounce
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Sack and Tom are hilarious.
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@ #6...looks more like christina millian
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You mean the police will actually come in your house and get you? I never heard about this. I thought if I didn't go out, they couldn't get to me, like when I dodge Jehovah's Witnesses! This is crazy! They're treating me like a black person!
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