Shakira Pictures From Blender Magazine Bring The Links!
Friday, June 8th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

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- Hot New Couple Alert: Adam Brody And Lauren German [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jayden James Federline is real [Celebslam]
- Joely Richardson Black Bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
- MTV's Real World Season 20! [The Bastardly Society]
- Sophia Santi's Juice Is Freshly Squeezed [Complex]
- Walk Like An Egyptian [Dlisted]
- Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations [Cele|bitchy]
- Angelina Jolie needs some Mac & Cheese [Fatback and Collards]
- Bruce Willis Smoked Pot & Stuff [CityRag]
- FHM Studies Abroad - Charlotte McKenna [FHM Online]
- Mercedes Terrell bikini contest [Horny Oyster]
- How To Be A Celebrity - Video Blog [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Paula Abdul is a princess [The Blemish]
- Not so Grumpy Moment with Juliana Martins [The Grumpiest]
- Ivanka Trump Almost Spills Out Of Her Dress [ChugsAndJugs]
- Gisele Bundchen to Pope Benedict: “No one is a virgin when they get married†[DerekHail]
- I Am Legend Teaser Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












her hips dont lie
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she's dirty in every sense of the world
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i think shes gorgeous
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Caliente!!!!
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She's pretty. I don't think she needs that much makeup though.
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Nice photos..
She looks Greate ...
But,TOO MUCH MAKE UP ..
She'll look better with less Make Up ...
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i dont think ive ever seen her look bad.
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Her music sucks
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i like the makeup. it's hot.
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The first picture is SO awful don't do that is pretty and a nice girl
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She doesn't really suit the racoon eye look, leave that for kim k. She looks better with fresh makeup.
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So Hot.
So sexual unlike that boy Alba.
I'd spend the GDP of a 3rd world country just to have Shakira's hot ass fart on my face.
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are these photos old? she looks better these days with the natural look- less makeup, and curly hair...and less grimeyness.
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her music sucks and she's not hot. junk.
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She looks too old.
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SEXY LATINA!
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ugh...the fact that she is 4'11'' doesnt lemme see anything positive about her...i am just anti-midget like that *shrugs shoulders*...i dont know why
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I like the heavy eye makeup look on her. Its a costume, not something you wear to Jamba Juice or something.
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Wow, it's a raccoon with tits.
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Curvy, knows how to bounce and shake that juicy bootay of hers but man the face is fucked up. Too rough, too manly.
Fucking hate the commercialized crap she's calling music. Shitty voice too.
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Love her! However, she is usually prettier than these pictures suggest...
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she usually looks better without the excessive make up..
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Short, skanky, warbly bitch hoe.
Think is you want to like her, but just can't.
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ZZZzzzzz this whore would be less boring if she performed with dogs on stage.
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i love this chick bastards!
Everything about this chikababe..screams Hotness...Period.
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my 10 year old daughter is taller than her and she's of average height...sorry but my dick just went limp.
Her hips won't lie when they are as wide as a VW bus either...5 years max.
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4'11"??? I didn't know she was that short. I agree with everyone else about the makeup though. It doesn't suit her.
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She could join the "Little People of America"--not PC to say midget anymore LOL
The only guys that would go for someone that short are guys who are 5'7" and shorter or with psych issues wrt needing to dominate and control a woman. Oh yah, the ones with puny dicks and no confidence in their manhood. I don't need to see a man naked, just need to look at their girlfriend history.
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I hate this fugly bitch, plus the bitch can´t sing and dance.
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^Are you kidding? She's a great dancer and singing's not bad either.
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i heard she was 4'11 from one place but everywhere else says shes 5'2 so who really knowsss
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@ 35, well, she can sing and dance but in a retarded way, I´m not feeling this bitch at all. word @ 7, complete junk!
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too much makeup..way more foxy without it, and the ass? killer.
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I'm not into her voice or her looks, really. But she's got a sexiness that comes out of her, so the fact that her skin might not be so great, or her nose might be a little odd, or that her chest might be pretty flat, can be totally overlooked. She's sexier than a lot of girls who might actually look better than her. Not crazy about her styling, though. It reminds me of the late 90's-early 00's.
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"Even 5′2″ is gnome/child like…yuck. "
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she doesnt need all that makeup she looks better without it i think
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She looks like an alien.
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Yeah, old pics, at least 4 years old.
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well shes hotter than beyonce dats all...as we can see even shes short, theres natural hotness her ..damn! and to those who said she cnt dance n sing, well u must be blind and deaf..
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pretty...and charming...she's got the moves baby!
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I think she's fat,ugly and has absolutely no talent.She has the ugliest body I've ever seen flat chest and gigantic hip I'm telling you the truth my grandmother's ass is way smaller and better looking and she's eighty.Plus.Huge,fat legs and gross face.
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oh I forgot her flabby gut
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To the person above, I think it's sad that you would choose that name.
We all have our opinions.
I like her figure. If only her chest was a little bigger. She doesn't have huge hips like you're saying. I wacthed her on the show Taina and seen her standing next to other celebs and she looks petite and she has a really nice body.
It's obvious you're a fan of skinny minnies. You left out her tiny waist.
These are the worst photoshopped pics of her I've ever seen. Not good.
Why do you choose really bad pics of shakira bastardly?
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Shaki is HOT HOT HOT!!! J-Lo is NOT NOT NOT!!! hehe
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bleh!!! saw that first pic and didnt sroll down any further... ugly! she needs to lay off the makeup!
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looking at her chest reminds me that I have to iron some clothes.
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Ale is waaaaaaay hotter. I could walk down the street and turn to her and have a conversation instead of studying the dandruff on her head.
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Even 5'2" is gnome/child like...yuck. I would add a few inches too but it doesn't make much difference.
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that's just hatefull bitch ;o shakira is fucking amazing ! ;D
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Damn, now that's a good way to start any weekend!
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lol@ray... that's funny, "study the dandruff on her head."
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