Bastardly Asks: Since When Do They Allow Monkeys On The Tea Cup Ride @ Disneyland?
Friday, June 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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I FUCKING HATE how celebrities can close down attractions because of who they are and don't want to be anywhere near "normal" people. I heard Seinfeld went to STL once and got to close down a whole fucking theater to see a flick by himself...
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#1 Word.
And when these two scumbags do it it's even worse.
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Her sunglasses are so dorky. I just don't get the whole white sunglasses trend.
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I am SO FREAKING TIRED of Christina Aguilera trying to become the next Marilyn Monroe....
Newsflash! She's nowhere near as beautiful as Marilyn, and she can't pull of the clothes/hair/makeup either.
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What a twat!
But her, I'd fuck!
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QUICK! one of you distract monkey boy with a banana while I rescue Christina!
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#1: I don't think it's closed down, there's a kid in one of the rides in the first shot (to the left).
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SHE IS A SEXY WHORE
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Jennifer Lopez's husband is uglier than him.
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// "I FUCKING HATE how celebrities can close down attractions because of who they are and don’t want to be anywhere near “normal†people."
On the first picture you can clearly see someone sitting in the cup next to them on the left.
Use your eyes.
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They could belong to their entourage. So could the few people in the background. Close relatives, PR assistants, stylists and bodyguards of course etc... This place is conspicuously empty. Yeah fugliera and monkey ass go to amusement parks when they are packed with normal people. Use your brain.
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Plus it looks staged and if they haven't closed down the whole park I bet they did close this special attraction for this publicity crap. Bad enough.
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Not this ugly, pointless pair of cnuts again FFS!
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i laugh out loud when moe keep calling C. aguilera's man 'pet monkey'..THATS HILARIOUS..whehehehe...kip it up mhen..
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The park could've just opened on a Monday morning and I wouldn't call the Tea Cups a must-ride attraction.
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Still married to the Jewish monkey I see. Christina, I'll leave a candle lit on my window sill for you.
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