Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Claudia Schiffer @ Royal Academy Summer Exhibition, 2007
Friday, June 8th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And the Wiki says...Claudia Schiffer (born August 25, 1970) is a German supermodel and actress, who reached the height of her popularity during the 1990s. [Wiki]
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ahhhh God No.. her right eye just scared the living shit out of me..WTF is up with that?? is it real or glass why is her head so stiff.. she looks like one of those clowns that haunt you at night when your sleeping..Fuck im gonna have nightmares now!
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my balls... they are crying.
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This bitch is so fugly, that it´s making me sick.
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yuck, I have never been a fan of hers
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Was her dad Marty Feldman?
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The only good shot here is the last one since her hair semi-hides her wonky eye...how come I've never noticed this before?? Still pretty cute though, but yeah kinda scary as well...I'm torn
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Claudia Schiffer is finished, she's going to make history as the model who looks the oldest and fugliest while she's still in her thirties.
I almost feel pity for this sad, fucked up mixture of a gost and an aryan she-male.
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dead man walking
fucking skeletor - Casper
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I don't understand how a supermodel who ruled the 80's (and maybe part of the 90's) could look so washed up today? Is beauty truly that fleeting? She could use some color, for chrissakes.
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I've always thought that if Skeletor had a daughter, she would be it.
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Tranny alert!
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her teeth are a shade yellow for my taste.
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The eyes are due to Botox, look how her forehead is immobile, sometimes the treatments cause the lopsided eye effect. Go to a nice restaurant here in NYC and see how many of the older women have this look, scary.
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I am going to have nightmares for weeks.
Her eyes remind me of the eyes from Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart' story, or whatever that was called.
Freaking CREEPY!!!
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Horrible woman. Stupid too.
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How the hell is this ugly ass zombie a supermodel? Scary eyes, big yellow rat teeth, man jaw...
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She looks like an extraterrestrial that inhaled too much cosmic space dust on the trip to Earth.
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SHE USED TO LOOK BETTER IN THE PAST. YELLOW TEETH
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wierd eyes and they're too close together
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she needs a less yellow blond and less tight black eyeliner. my two cents.
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Not digging the whole eye thing, shes prolly got an eye infection or something.. they look a little red round the edges.
Victor would still hit it.
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Not aging well. Who would have thought 10 years ago... hm.
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Her skirt looks like an aircraft carrier.. I don't even know why.
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what in baby jesus' sweet holy name is wrong with her eye!!???
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Supermodel? You've gotta be jokin'.
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models have a unique look, so im not surprise she is a model, she looks like it, models have a different look, and they are tall and skinny, there are plenty of ok or ugly models but people streotype them i dont know why
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i saw her in a comercial last time she looked better than here and different,
but people look different on tv than in person most of time, i dont know what they do to make people look good on tv because i know they dont look that good in real life
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she has weird eyes...
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