Gisele Bundchen Models Colcci Summer, 2008 @ Rio Fashion Week 2007
Posted on Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 5:30pm by Moelicious

Above caption in reference to this...
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Gisele Bundchen…the nosesays it all…oh yeah and the lack of hips
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I'd tap that ass...
Tranny buttaface
you can have a nice round arse without huge hips.
wide hips might mean a wide butt.
but too have a nice full round apple bottom or tea cup butt (one that cups out so perfectly you can almost place a tea cup on it) you can have narrow hips.
besides big hips makes a woman look short squaty and shaped like a pear YUCK!
Wide butts could be flat, butts that curve, pop, or jet out are sexy in my opinion.
oh MAN, this dude has even more of a man face than Alessandra!
Bastardly = site adoring manly women.
Who's next? The Williams's sisters winning sexiest sisters? LOL.
GISELE = MAN FACE, HUGE NOSE.
"She's a man baby."
Very beautiful.
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH OMEGA!!!! I much prefer a round curvy ass and you don't need wide hips for that. In fact, the chicks around me that are pear shaped ALL have flat asses to go with it and I swear you could easily land a plane on them....NOT HOT...
Add to it an upper body that looks like an 8 year old girl...ugh.
Gisele has an amazing set of loooooong legs and a round ass. She's made a billion dollars for a reason.
gee, she's a supermodel...i mean, there's a lot of people out there who don't think she looks like a man.
is it possible you're a homo?
I always hated her face. It's way too manly for my liking.
hey @14,
supermodels just have to be tall and skinny and have a "unique" look.
giseles unique look=tranny.
shes tall and thin so she got a job.
Haters, you know who picks the runway models? GAY MEN.
So it makes sense that the one who looks the most like a tranny would be their top-billed model.
It's hilarious to watch the "straight" men swallow this manly version of attractiveness after it's been tossed on a billboard a few times.
tap what butt?......this broad is built like a twelve year old boy
I've tried to give her a fair chance and see if I could "grow" to like her... but why do I find myself liking Ale and Adriana and Ana more? With Gisele, it's almost like I have to CONVINCE myself each time that 'hey this girl is not bad looking.'
Gisele is so beautiful!!!
you guys only wish you were dating her!
Yummy!
#21
Wtf? I don't wanna date this fucking thing. Well maybe only for the money. Maybe!!!
HOT
I'm not feeling her at all. She looks like a cheap drug addict prostitute who just finished giving head for 10 $
her face is just awful...and she needs a waist real bad...
-click on my name and go to my ebay store to buy from me, bitches.
Gisele would look good after a few beers and is therefore is a party f*ck, nothing more.
Sorry #27, I don't do Ebay or Paypal anymore. In fact, I recently told PP to go f*ck themselves and closed my account.
wtf her nose isnt big at all, her nose is normal theres nothing wrong with her nose
dude....
No 29#. Have you seen that shnoz in profile? Ok front on, profile, she reminds of sarah jessica parker
lmao!! leslie thought that evil samurai said my comment hahaha
Yes, she's thin and all and no I'm not as thin as her but I think she should work on toning her back a bit along with her sides (love handles...though they're really not love handles on her).
If she needs toning, then 99.98% of America needs toning. I think most women would kill to have a flat toned stomach like that. I agree with others here, her nose is a bit large but it isn't what's wrong with her face. She just doesn't have a girly feminine face. Plus she has had a nose job. If you see pics of her when she was younger her nose was a LOT bigger. So that's not her original. I don't see the fascination in her. I think she is too manly looking. If you put her face on an ugly body no one would look twice at her.
I think what she's lacking is curves.
#28, got ripped off huh?
i dont know how this chick is the highest paid model....i really dont get it...i mean she was once called by some magazine or something "THE BODY" ok the body needs 3 major things...boobs (she bought them), a waist (she has none) and hips (she seems to have them in this pic -maybe cuz of the pants? since she looks like a surfboard from the neck down)...the only positive thing about her is her legs and her height
because she is hot
Holy crap. I didn't know she was the world's highest paid model...i always assumed kate moss was (before the coke incident of course)
I think Gisele does look like a man.... That's so true about GAY MEN being the one to choose the models for shows. I used to want to be a fashion designer but I lost the taste because of ugly, no body-having models working the clothes. Some look good but most don't look like women anymore.
I checked out d83's store too and I'm a little nervous about buying from ebay. I just got a case where this seller was sending threatening emails to the buyer after he got 1300 bucks from him. I do like that guess dress and those brazilian low rise pants. Pretty nice!
While you are discussing the obvious (if she is beautiful or not...which she is! that´s why she´s the world´s most famous supermodel) she is fucking Tom Brady, winning thousands of dolars per hour and laughing of you face! She is stunning!
Whatever Ina! She can make all the money she wants. She's still ugly and looks like a man.
You losers just wish you could get some of that booty. She's overrated, I know that, but come on, she's not that hidious.
Markus, what booty? Shut your punk ass up.
i love gisele, she is stunning, her body is amazing, and her nose fits her face perfectly.
I have to agree with everyone else: she looks like a man.
Her body? Yeah, she's thin and leggy, but Victoria's Secret probably wasn't worried about letting her go because she has no hips and ass. They kept the people with curves--the ones that are really gonna make people buy their stuff.
Disgusting tranny. It doesn´t get any manlier than this.
@8, but she got the names all wrong! Cooper was the one who said "don´t make me call you a homo" LOL.
And she lied about responding herself, but I do remember that someone else posted something about a hobbit on this site.
hahaha I'll pass on the nose and hips (though it looks like she gained weight making her look curvier in these pics) but I'll have her legs thankyou very much!!!!
Are you sure this is not a man?????????
Where's the curves????
no ass....
She's seen better days....
She isn't ugly, however, she wans't her best this day......
And thoese clothes, don't do her justice.... Very ugly!
Brazilian she-male with a huge dog nose. YUCK!!!!
And wtf us up with Pic 9?!
Dressing a man up in old granny clothes! lol!
told u Rasheed!
yep she does have a man's face
gee, I like her hips, they look curvy enough. How WIDE do they have to be Jackson???
They match her shoulders. She's tall with long luscious legs and a GREAT curvy ass.
Check out those british chicks with the flat wide asses that have never seen the inside of a gym. They only have big boobs, that's it.
I meant no. 20 of course.
her lack of hips makes her look like a dude. well, that, and her face. she really isn't very attractive. im amazed at her success. alessandra may be built like a man too, but at least her face is better looking.
You are all wrong... she has hips, just not a waist.
Hey d83. Checked out your stuff. Kimono's cute, still not buying it though, not a fan of ebay.
hmm..Wat a nice pair of legs,honestly...Ass,nice..Very Nice! The face,oh i think hes a DUDE!
page 2 is amazing.
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