Christina Aguilera's Monkey Turns 30!! Aaaaw! How Cute!
Thursday, June 7th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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She looks kinda old here.
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And why does he look miserable all the time?
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Rasheed was mentioned on jimmy kimmel fuckers and no one seems to care:)
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Megan Fox is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight!!
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these are, seriously, some of the worst pics of her in a long time. her face, the outfit, the legs... all of it BAD.
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whats bad about her legs???
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She has gorgeous legs....it's those gd thick tights that make them look like european weiners!!
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She doesn't look that great here. Looks kinda jewish...
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What. Monkey fuck Aguilera.
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WTF??? He looks like Gollum in pants!!!
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wow...i guess she couldn't come so he brought her disgusting wax figure instead. damn pancake face.
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yuck.
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Just saw an old SNL with Kattan doing Mr. Peepers and I thought I was going to piss myself.
Sure, she has a very strange way of putting fifteen to eighty pounds too much makeup on.. but holy Jebus! If he didn't have money, he'd be at every Star trek convention hoping to meet Counsellor Troi so he'd have liftetime whack-off material.
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Am I going to be the one to say it?
Jordan Bratman needs to shed those pounds... she's stayed in shape since the wedding (of course maintaining her image)... he looks like he just doesn't give a shit. Keep it up and she'll get a wandering eye soon....
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my point in photographic evidence:
http://www.christinazone.com/wp-content/uploads/christinajordan.jpg
http://www.weddingphotousa.com/images/christina-aguilera.jpg
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/04/aguilera-maxim-party.jpg
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Scary shit!
She's so incredibly nasty looking. She's got an ugly, long nose too. I don't wanna rant about the ape with dumbo ears, he's not worth one more word.
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http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/2104/rasheed-mania-/#Item_4
grace i'm rather curious.want to help us. ok help me....
i wish i heard/could read whatever was said. and what was said ?????
grace you can kill me...but i really love to know...
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She has gained a little weight and trying to hide it. Maybe it was period bloat.
She looks like an idiot with all the makeup and I wish she would stop. She used to look fresher faced, but then tried out this played out retro look shit.
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oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!she is so ugly!! her tranny face...and those legs...why does she show them off given how she is so bowlegged...look at pg 5...her join is about to pop right out...i am not even going to comment on the dude because well, just saying he is ugly everywhere pretty much sums it up for him
-click on my name to go to my ebay store and buy from me, bitches.
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uh, yeah, he looks super thrilled. Somehow I don't think this is what he wanted to do on his birthday.
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he is an average guy bot ugly people dont exagerate or be mean
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her legs have never been good, short and skinny and bowlegged.
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Terrible legs.. and wtf is she wearing?!
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Rasheed was mentioned on jimmy kimmel and no one seems to care:)
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My favorite Christina look was her" hippie whore" look, like her Stripped album cover, and all the pics inside,
http://www.christinazone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=466&pos=10
http://www.christinazone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=472&pos=2
http://www.christinazone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=471&pos=0
http://www.christinazone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=467&pos=1
http://www.christinazone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=466&pos=2
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Is it just me, or does she have a SLIGHT resemblance to Paris Hilton in these pictures..?
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