The Bastardly Morning Report by Eva Mendes & Alicia Keys
Posted on Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 10:58am by Moelicious

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Eva Mendes looks goooooood
Stinkface & Dykeface.
wow. just plain weird.
I loooove Eva in that color. Alicia usually looks better than this.
alicia is GORGEOUS she just doesnt know how to smile in pictures
Nothing against alicia keys but that bitch has a mans body!
two "real" beautiful women but what would a site full of homos know
WHAT A LESBIAN MATCH UP THIS WOULD BE
I MIGHT HAVE TO RUB ONE OUT TOO THESE SWEET ASS'S
Alicia Keys+Eva Mendez=Amy Winehouse
Whoa! I never noticed those huge veins in Eva's forearms!
how does she have a mans body when her hips are huge??? last time i checked big hips were a womanly feature
Eva Mendes isnt photogenic, she looks great on TV and in Movies :)
wow, Alicia looks likes she's dropped a lot of weight. Looking good, ladies.
thats true since when do man have big hips, gay people stop thinking you look like woman cause you dont, women are too beautiful to look like man
eva has a nice body but that is all she has, her face is ok, alicia is pretty but she takes bad pictures, so she makes eva look good, but alicia is way prettier than eva, eva is just ok.
i love eva mendes; so sexy and exotic. we need to see more of her on the bastardly.
could do without alicia keys, though.
Jaslene, I agree
weird people... i agree... i actually think alicias face is much prettier than evas
Assface + Tranny
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