The Bastardly Morning Report by Eva Mendes & Alicia Keys



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19 Scandalous Comments

Eva Mendes looks goooooood

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:02am

Stinkface & Dykeface.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:14am

wow. just plain weird.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:18am

I loooove Eva in that color. Alicia usually looks better than this.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:34am

alicia is GORGEOUS she just doesnt know how to smile in pictures

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:01pm

Nothing against alicia keys but that bitch has a mans body!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:02pm

two "real" beautiful women but what would a site full of homos know

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:55pm

WHAT A LESBIAN MATCH UP THIS WOULD BE

I MIGHT HAVE TO RUB ONE OUT TOO THESE SWEET ASS'S

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:59pm

Alicia Keys+Eva Mendez=Amy Winehouse

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 1:16pm

Whoa! I never noticed those huge veins in Eva's forearms!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 1:20pm

how does she have a mans body when her hips are huge??? last time i checked big hips were a womanly feature

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 1:30pm

Eva Mendes isnt photogenic, she looks great on TV and in Movies :)

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 2:34pm

wow, Alicia looks likes she's dropped a lot of weight. Looking good, ladies.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 2:49pm

thats true since when do man have big hips, gay people stop thinking you look like woman cause you dont, women are too beautiful to look like man

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 2:57pm

eva has a nice body but that is all she has, her face is ok, alicia is pretty but she takes bad pictures, so she makes eva look good, but alicia is way prettier than eva, eva is just ok.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 3:00pm

i love eva mendes; so sexy and exotic. we need to see more of her on the bastardly.

could do without alicia keys, though.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:05pm

Jaslene, I agree

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 2:40am

weird people... i agree... i actually think alicias face is much prettier than evas

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 5:46pm

Assface + Tranny

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 11:37am

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