Bastardly Breaking News!! Megan Fox Plays With Brian Austin Green's DingDong In Public!! DAMN HIM!!!
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

So yes, all questions of Megan Fox's level of sexual freakiness can now be put to rest. I'm pretty sure she's open to...
1. ALL TYPES OF EXTREMELY KINKY SEX!!
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old pics much?
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haha. fuck. ya, we posted these like a year back. kind of sad.
my bad everyone!! false alert!
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haha I knew I saw these already, but I thought "Man, these two never quit"
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I am starting to look forward to see "Transformers"
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I know she's a bit more topical now....But that is to repeated picture post in one day......
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I HAVE SEEN THE PICS BEFORE AND THEY MADE ME FUCKING SICK!
WHY WOULD SHE BE WITH HIM, SHE IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE
HER TATTOO'S ARE FUCKING GREAT
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hes hot and shes a whore
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He is hot. He was not hot on the beginning of 90210 when he was a teenager but he grew into his looks. He is damn sexy. As long as he doesn't sing or rap I would bang him in a heartbeat.
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she is one o the hottesst girls in hollywood
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it is whose, not who's*....I had to let it out haha
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I have this list from back in college of all of the celebrities I'd attack on sight. David Silver was and still is #1. The best I could do was clown Dean Cain playing basketball. Superman couldn't guard me.
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haha @d83 grammar pisses me off, too!
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judging from all of the other pics of megan, she is a gorgeous girl. way hotter than all of those brazilian bimbo bitches like adriana
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Someone please forward these pictures to her family...
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gross!
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she's jackin him off lol
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I knew she was a pitiful skank-but come on. Wow she make Paris Hilton and Britney Spears look chaste and classy.
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Is that guy the same little punk that used to dance like a little fag at the beginning of that show he used to be on whatever it was? She must be one crazy stupid slut to touch that kid if he is the one I think he is... Hey Mr. Eveready, you is one ugly motherfucker, and you ain't shit... Little bitch boy never has been. I'd make you my dog's bitch, and have you watch while I screw your little ho till she can't walk no mo.
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I just noticed how horrible David Silver looks! Whoah, he's getting that middle aged pimp/drug dealer look. Time has not been kind.
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Either he smokes DURING sex, or he was finished at the first grab.
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Sign should be changed to "Loading AND Unloading"
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and lmao at brians face on page 4.
is that his "sex" face?
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like there was any doubt
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lucky muthafucka!!!
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how fucking lucky can one guy be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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looks like hes tryin to take a dump on page 5
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they are trying very hard to be at the spotlight! thats pathetic! she turns her self into 1£ whore
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