oh man, the poop is gonna fly with this one...

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:06am

I have to say Biel. Biel is in much better shape and has a better rack.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:11am

I would love to say Alba, but Biel is the one with an actual body.

Alba's just fucking skinny (which means she's real pretty by fashion freak standards).

Alba's really insulting her Latin roots by beeing all fucking skinny like she is. Her frame is built for curves.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:13am

Well, I have to say Alba, the reason: Jessica Biel has not that sexy bod. I mean, she has an incredible ass, she's incredibley cute(both of them are) but, ugg, that man arms turn me off

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:14am

Jessica Biel kicks ass!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:19am

My last wish before i die...3 some with these 2 chicks...!!
What a session , it will be.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:28am

alba's startin to look like a goofy kid

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:39am

Jessica Alba looks good here, much hotter than Biel.
Sure, Alba is still a bit on the skinny side but her body is still way better than Jessica Biel's man-like frame.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:44am

It would have Alba but she lost too much weight. She has prettier features, but right now Biel is simply better.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:55am

Jessica Biel knocked out Jessica Alba.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 11:18am

Thye are both very beautiful women.
Biel is hotter. Hands down.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 11:23am

haaha jimmy's training shoes

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 11:54am

In a sexy match-up, Im gonna have to go with Alba on this one. In a boxing match-up, definately Biel. That chick's built! Shes still very pretty though

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 12:00pm

Biel, obviously. Like you numbnutz needed to ask... sheesh.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 12:17pm

Yeah, I like Biel better too. I would have never compared the two but Alba looks average standing next to Biel.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 12:29pm

Biel. She looks like a real woman. Alba looks like an average teenage kid.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 12:57pm

Biel's body and face... and personality.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 1:22pm

I think Alba is hotter.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 2:06pm

Both fugly. The only thing that is nice about Biel is her body minus her bulky arms and manly back & shoulders.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 2:27pm

I´ll pass on both.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 2:27pm

Alba is by far the most gorgeous. Biel has a horse face.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 2:56pm

Fhm's sexiest versus Esquires former sexiest....
In this match up there'll only Biel one winner for me!
(ha ha ha. Sorry had to do it, terrible though it was.)

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 3:22pm

Blah and blah-er...on a side note Biel's shoes are horrible

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 3:28pm

Of course Alba. She is much hotter. And Biel has got really ugly face. The only good thing at her is her ass.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 3:30pm

alba!!!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 4:27pm

In terms of appearance, alba is way ahead but when I am having doggy style sex, all I care about is that lovely round ass of biel. You can almost hurt your navel if have doggy style with alba.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 4:32pm

Biel doesn't stand the slightes chance against Alba. Alba is really beautiful, Biel has only the bootie and that's it. And those manly arms and her bodybuilding back are fugly!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 6:18pm

I'm going with Biel only because that dress she's wearing is fucking brilliant.

Alba is more statuesque, more graceful... but they are on the same level of actual overall beauty in my opinion. The tiebreaker is the hideous sack that Alba is calling a dress.

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 7:03pm

Alba! Who cares about Biel's ass...it's too big anyway...a regular fat ass

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 8:18pm

Do they have the same shoes on? By the way, my vote is biel. Hooray for booty!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:27pm

ALBA IS MY TYPE OF GIRL (NOT MY FAVORITE ONE). I LOVE LATIN LOOKING WOMAN.

BIEL HAS A GREAT ASS!

BOTH!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:30pm

#31 John, "Alba! Who cares about Biel’s ass…it’s too big anyway…a regular fat ass"

You've got to be one of the MANY undercover pedaphiles on this site who like his women to look like 11 year old little girls. ANd "a regular fat ass"?? WTF? lol people's taste in women are absolutely mind boggling sometimes. Biel all the way. She has a bangin body. Alba is boring and flat n boney.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 12:33am

Damnit, why do you make me chose? This is a toss up, they're both beautiful. They're both in great shape, but Alba is definitely more feminine; Biel's upper body is super buff, especially when she's in a bikini. Too manly, sometimes.
Whatever, I still say both!!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 12:56am

Biel. Alba is the cuter of the two, but Biel has the body and seemingly a feisty personality as well. From interviews I've seen, Alba seems like such a stuck-up bitch that the only naughty act I'd commit is shoving a sock in her mouth the next time she tries to tell us how much discrimination she faces as a hot chick in Hollywood.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 3:07am

well both their dresses are ugly and do nothing for their hot figures, alba whats the point of getting skinny then wearing a fat dress!
biel's looking hotter these days, definitely sexy hair in these pics

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 3:50am

Hands down, Beil.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 5:17am

I can't decide, I'd rape em both.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 6:53am

Oh, I forgot... Alba crying about how she doesn't get taken seriously... can she be more dumb?

You are just a bikini model, shutup and get undresseed!

Modi

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 6:58am

I think my choice is Jessica. Yeah, definetly Jessica.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 9:45am

biel biel biel

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 1:15pm

Biel is much prettier and has a better body. alba is the most overrated person in hollywood!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 8:30pm

biel comes fully loaded with the threesome factor... she got sarah silverman to make out with her... think about it... all these johanssen/starlets in hollywood on the fence... a badda bing!!!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 11:18pm

Where is Biels' ass?

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:03am

What'd it do... take the day off?

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:11am

Maybe it's on vacation.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:18am

Id have to say Alba. Always been cute/sexy, even after her weight loss. Biel is ok, not really into her body OR face. Plus she sleeps with Timberlake and is dressed like a prostitute on these picture.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 5:25am

Alba defenitely looks better.U r stupid as hell if u think otherwise.Biel is ugly and her dress looks horrible.Yall r a bunch of dumbasses.Biel looks like a man.If u got something 2 say then my myspace is:

myspace.com/terra012

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 12:28pm

elle

Biel. She looks like a real woman. Alba looks like an average teenage kid.
you said it!!!! yes, at tijmes she looks like a fucking kindergardner, when shes trying to pretend that shes the purest of them all when shes really just a fuckihng glory hole for undemanding males. she looks 35 when shes wearing makeup and 40 when shes NOT, all those dark puffy circles and "fuck you" look on her fug face.

modiglian

The fact that Alba looks like shit when not at magazines or just coming out of the make-up/hair dresser… while Biel looks great even without any noticeable make up, walking her dog, running, sweaty, taking out the trash…

The fact that Alba is a collection of bones and flaccid meat, while Biel has a toned body that she has worked out to get, along with a nice rack…

I’d fuck any of them, sure, but I’d only want to wake up with Biel next to me the following morning.

^ ^ ^ lol lol id fuck biel, shes a fucking goddess. but no no NO no albatross!!!

Modi
Oh, I forgot… Alba crying about how she doesn’t get taken seriously… can she be more dumb?

You are just a bikini model, shutup and get undresseed!

lol shes a bikini model with photoshop and airbrushed to the hilt. one day, one day, EVERYONE WILL GET THE FUCK OVER HER! she only has 4 attitudes: whiney, bitchy, a cry baby and a huge complainer!

and as for "terra" we all have our opinions, and just because someone says albatross isnt sexy, cute, pretty, etc, does not make then gay, haters, jealous, fat, ugly or stupid!

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 7:49pm

ALBA IS DOOOOOPE

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 11:49pm

I love them both! yeah 3some will do good.. :)

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 9:56am

Interesting. I just did a similar post on my site -- except, I was comparing them strictly by their asses: Battle of the Jessica's - A Booty Analysis
If I was to go just by these pictures, i'd say Alba. But I know that the photos above are not as flattering for Biel... Her best attributes are hidden.

Sunday, July 1st, 2007 @ 11:08pm

in the words of big papi i would pee in jessica bs phat azz

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:40pm

im a black guy i would just sishcabob them both

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:47pm

jessica alba

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 3:04am

I'll pick the girl with a real vagina....ALBA

Biel used his gigantic cock to be cut and transplanted on his ass.....

Saturday, August 18th, 2007 @ 1:33am

I pick Britney Spears over the both of them, because she is the hottest woman ever born!

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 11:16am

You guys are fucked in the head if you think Alba is better than Biel. Jessica Biel is by far the sexiest chick in Hollywood right now, and she is super athletic too. Gotta go Jessica on this on!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:07am

What the fuck is Biel wearing? Jimmy's training shoes? (Seinfeld reference, look it up)

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 10:30am

The fact that Alba looks like shit when not at magazines or just coming out of the make-up/hair dresser... while Biel looks great even without any noticeable make up, walking her dog, running, sweaty, taking out the trash...

The fact that Alba is a collection of bones and flaccid meat, while Biel has a toned body that she has worked out to get, along with a nice rack...

I'd fuck any of them, sure, but I'd only want to wake up with Biel next to me the following morning.

Modi

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 6:54am

jessica simpson! LOL

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 10:00am

wait.......both
:)

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 3:05am

jessica biel has a weird smile. i don't know if u can tell in these pics, but she has a funny smile. i don't see the big deal about her. nice body and all, but it's too solid, like a dude, not feminine at all. jessica alba is really pretty and when she's a decent weight she had feminine curves.

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 @ 4:05pm

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