MOE!!!! Don't do that. Monkey boy big face poped up and scared the shit right outta me!!!! Holy shit Batman!!!!

LMAO, he is hideous isn't he?

I agree with The Dude - it looked like that stupid e-mail gag where they give you a picture to stare at and then some mummy thing pops up when you least expect it.

I don't see what she sees in him. It can't be the package, because you're not in bed all the time. That can't make up for having to look at that across the breakfast table every morning. Ugh, I wouldn't be able to eat.

It's cool because it makes me feel like if they get divorced, we uglies stand a chance!! Except for not having any money, damn

If Mr Chubby were religiously inclined, he'd swear it had something to do with bargaining of souls. Who's soul exactly he's not sure.

Ever seen Mr. Peepers eat an apple?
That's what she sees in him!

Monkey boy and clown face, they should get their own show in the circus.

A living nightmare. Both of them. Fugliera is no hottie!!! With those stumpy legs and ten pound make-up. Looks like a orange-faced slut, would lend her out to my buddies for something better in return.

she got dickmatized. I've seen it happen before.

Monkey boy is just trying to show her he wants to go to bed. He needs wild sex.

Question: Man, can someone please explain to me how this guy pulled off this sort of hottie-robbery?! We have the weekend to reflect on this issue, so take your time…

Well here's your answer. Dallas Austin, a music producer that Jordan Bratman used to work for, had this video out on the 'net awhile ago dissing Aguillera and Joss Stone. He accused them of fucking for tracks. According to him, Christina really liked Dallas but he didn't want to commit. He wanted to work with her and still have sex too. But she really got too pushy and possessive. He claims he has a video of Aguillera breaking into his friend's house looking for him. She only did that because Bratman kind of put her up to it. He kept telling her how much Dallas really liked her. Dallas told Bratman not to do to that, but he continued anyway. Christina eventually ended having sex with all Dallas' friends at one point or another, but she told them not to tell him. They told anyway. Bratman was the last one out of the bunch who didn't have sex with Aguillera at that point. He was aware of all this but ended having a relationship with her and you knwo the rest. The video was removed from the 'net probably because it came out around the same time Joss Stone's album was released. It could've hurt her sales. And he didn't have a lot of kind words for her either.

"Christina eventually ended having sex with all Dallas’ friends at one point or another"

LMAO didn't I tell you somebody would lend her out to all his homies. This is fucking hilarious!!! She's a skank through and through c'mon if she wouldn't be famous she be riding dick all day and all night. I mean she is famous and probably collecting dicks left and right.

Hey #11 nice little story... I need to have this video. Where you got it from? ed2k? Never heard about it before.

ughhhhhhh look at her short, bowlegs

this is a perfect match for those people over at hotchickswithdouchebags.com

You guys have so much sh*t to say...cmon the girl is happily married...that is all that matters...atleast she is not like britney, fking evry other guy. She is much more stable and she can produce much better music.

I have never in my life seen a man uglier than Jordan. He is absolutely hideous. His face is so ugly. Poor CHRISTINA your husband IS UGLY UGLYUGLY

I would have to agree with everyone here, I mean Christina is not so hot as some people picture her...she's not so bad either, but Damn that dude is hideous for her...she could've done much better.