their kids are going to be DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

Does everyone out there really think she actually fucks monkey boy?

The return of Mr. Peepers!

Dude, that whole marriage is just so wrong on so many different layers, I don't even know where to start...

Hey people, it's Dave Gahan's retarted and fugly twin brother.

"Doby loves Harry Potter!"

As I was scrolling down the main page & only saw the top of Xtina's hair, I thought it was going to be a post of Hulk Hogan.

I'm still confused as to what she sees in that guy. The only thing I can think of is that he has an emormous wang and that's all that matters to her..... ALL that matters.

I'm not much into Christina anyways, so her screwing an ugly dude is whatever.

Who's the oompa-loompa with that hot monkey man?

John.....Simply hilarious......

With those big ears I'll bet when a strong wind hits that guys back it probably drives him face first into the ground!

Her makeup looks worse than usual. Blech.

He is one of the ugliest men i have ever seen. mouthbreathing monkey. Damn, I mean, wtf? maybe he is blackmailing her or some shit,.,,.

Whoa. I can't even say anything bad about his giant monkey ears when he's standing next to the ORANGE-IST person I've ever seen!!! She is sick!!! What the eff would make someone want to do that to themselves?! Everything about that woman is fake, and it makes me queasy. I'm takin' monkey boy's side: get out while you're still alive!!!!!!

She is sooooooooooooooooooooo over rated and when will she finally wake up and see that cakes of make up and orange skin looks awful?.

and is it me or does he always wear the the same shirt?.

She might have her period, not looking too happy is she.

how tall is he?

because she's like...two feet tall...in those heels.

That guy is just some average dude with a beard. Christina Aguilera looks hideous. She looks like a man wearing a wig and pounds of orange makeup. Blaach!

puhlease...she is ugly as hell, too...not as much as she used to be, though...She looks so greasy and cakey and fake...she had a big, crooked nose (which she fixed), big ears, is still bowlegged, has no shoulders and a very big head (which looks a little less disturbing now since she gained weight).

love is fucking blind!!

since I insist Aguilera is a tranny, a new problem arises... who fucks whom in this relation?

I think people need to get of Jordan's back...Christina isn't anything to write home about. She needs a ton of makeup to look great.

When her hair isn't done, she's not all dressed up, and has no makeup on..

I don't like this look that christina has going on...Actually,She doesen't need all of this make up...I've seen her in natural pictures for versace,and OMG she looks amazing.She isn't ugly at all,very attractive...She just doesen't always present herself well.

Yeah John, good one that Doby-thing.

Screw this clown faced bitch.

clown faced prostitutish looking chick. 4'2" or something...so over rated. eyes too close together and her voice sounds like a 13 year old practising his trumpet. (when she does that whole screaming thing)

He is so fucking ugly. How in gods name did he pull this one.

wow, someone lost a bet

He's ugly? What the fuck? She looks like a fucking tranny? If anything, he married down.

But don't get it twisted, Victor Thorn would bust a nut in that hoes ass so quick.

sydni,
her versace pix are fucking scary, ugly, hideous
http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/pages/versace.html
...how can you say they are gorgeous?!!!!!!!oh my god!

those pics are of her first boob job...second boob job is bigger and breasts are closer together. I think it's sweet that they are really in love.

go online and play some mmorpg or fps?

Christina Aguilera looks hideous!

sydni,
she looks fucking scary, ugly and hideous in her versace pix
http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/pages/versace.html

how can you say she looks gorgeous in them?!OH MY GOD!!

The questions is which one is uglier. Although Aguilera certainly conquers on the tackiness and or "salty garbage" front. And moreover can the world handle the combined super fugliness of their baby?

she looks disgusted of him on page 1

People, people. Time to leave your computer screen and realise that investing time in paying out on others is not going to help you in your life. Try putting yourself in their position. They're happy, they're in love. Are you? x