Bastardly Asks: When Will Lindsay Lohan Successfully Commit Suicide?
Posted on Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 2:20pm by Moelicious
Lindsay walks into Promises Clinic for Rich Crack Whores & Alcoholics
The Pulitzer Prize winning Star Magazine (we're up for it this year!!) writes,
She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop.
Lindsay needs to go back into rehab, then spend time soul searching and getting to the roots of her problems. These emotional breakdowns she has are getting worse, and one of these days, she really will kill herself. [Star Magazine]
Was Lindsay using a butter knife?! I mean, how do you start cutting your wrists and not finish the job? Possibly, Linds was on crack @ the time & mistakenly started cutting on the wrong side?
Lindsay, email us your address & we'll ship over a batch of Cutco Knives that you can use next time you have suicidal tendencies.
| 15 Bastardly Comments »
or she was probably using safety scissors.
hahhah.
shell either OD and die soon or live on and become old and when she becomes old shell be all anti drug and shit. like liz taylor.
i think its sad what she does but i dont pity her at all.
hahaha! cutco knives!
i used to sell that shit
great knives
horrible job
those thing would slice the fuck out of her wrists
and still be sharp enough to dice an onion
what a bunch of hateful psychos
my cousin selled cutco knives... they are unbelievable
come on now Aja
you weren't exactly kind to Christina Aguilera's paramour
There is nothing more that I hate than a quitter. Finish the job.
Hell no! Unless someone mentions all the free drugs she will get pumped into her system to keep her alive if she fails.
I think she should start a cult with her Mom & Dad and do that mass suicide with spiked punch!!
The girl in the white pants has an innie ass. How is that humanly possible?
I used to think she was really cute with a nice rack and all. Now I really wish she would just kill herself. If her getting a dui last week was breaking news can't image what her suicide coverage will be like. Can't wait for that breaking new story.
....Lindsay, use a sharp, sharp blade and remember...it's down the street, not across the road......
All you idiots wishing death on another human being are gonna get exactly what you deserve sooner or later, one way or the other. Life is fair.
her friend should have just let her slit her wrists or maybe she can also shoot her head with a gun...that would make her not feel the pain, she'd be dead on the spot and we'll all be happy!!
Poor woman. It is getting beyond a joke now. I hope that she gets some serious help, takes the advice/help to heart. Drops some of her leech-like negative so called friends, and can finally get onto a more even keel.
I wonder how funny suicide would be if it happened to YOUR friend or YOUR family member... Soulless whores.
Has she taken a shower yet??? Personnel shouldn't touch her before. Under no circumstances.
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