Bastardly Morning Report by Drunk & Passed Out Lindsay Lohan



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Dead Horse her!!!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 10:46am
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while this broad is a total trainwreck, some of the negative attention seems kind of undeserved. who doesn't have pics floating around of themselves totally wasted? and who hasn't dabbled in some reckless partying, particularly in their late-teens/early-20s? still, i am looking forward to watching her overdose live on tmz.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 10:54am
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she's pathetic

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 11:04am
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I bet she snores like a chainsaw.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 11:27am
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I think a mercy killings are in order for Lohan, her tramp mother, B. Spears & Paris.
Oh, the humanity!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 11:42am
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I bet she peed herself a little, also.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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someone need to get the Betty Ford clinic on the line and let them know Blohan is a trainwreck that needs to be derailed. yeah we all have the right to party and get wasted from time to time but she has seriously walked the fine line between social mayhem and being a suicidal drunk/coke fein. just waiting for the day when either this chick finally realizes shes killing herself or else actually does.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:16pm
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i know i agree with fatso. everyone gets wasted but celebrities get their pictures shown of them wasted to everyone around the world! it sucks! i would not want to be a celebrity at all. you can't even get fuckin shitfaced without everyone knowing!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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I bet that chick in the car with her ate her out later on that nite while Lindsay was passed out.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:30pm
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Fugly, disgusting, pointless crack whore.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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I agree with fatso to an extent. Lord knows I have some pics, and vids, of drunken me floating about the hemisphere.

At the same time, her behavior crosses the line from what is deemed "normal "youthful indiscretions to drug-addicted, alcoholic whorishness. (Then again, who deems what is normal, ah well, bygones.)

My point, I guess, is that she's 20, and therefore some craziness is to be expected. However, her behavior certainly doesn't constitute what MOST people consider normal. It goes beyond that; she definetly could use some professional help.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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She needs to have on a skirt the next time she passes out in a car.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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Hahha, what a loser!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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hot...i'd hop on and secretly impregnate her...

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 8:59pm
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She looks like a homeless cokewhore.

I bet if Dina saw this pics, she said: C'mon guys, she's young, she's just having fun with her friends, this is absolutely normal.

I'm not hypocrite, I do like to booze, but only sometimes, like some saturday nights, I think that's normal. But that girl boozes it up ALL fucking the time and it's not only her, but other Hollyweird It Girls too.

Lindsay, Nicole, Britney, Mischa And Paris... I think (and hoping) they will be straight up dead in 10 years.

She's looking like a new Tara Reid back in the day when she was a drunk whore.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 12:31am
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I wonder, do they sell her body while she's passed out?

It's the only thing that could make it worse

Modi

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 6:42am
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bitch needs to learn how to compose herself

i'd hit it, but i wouldnt enjoy it

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 6:23am
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What a bunch of fucking dumbasses the whole lot of these bitches are. Why the hell are they always out riding or worse yet driving around. They are freakin rich! Geeze stay at the freakin mansion .. not like you have to leave it for anything when you're fucked up. Oh wait I forgot .. they must keep their face/ass plastered all over the place less they be forgotten. :/

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:04am
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FATSO is right who the fuck doesn't have at least 1 pic of yourself when you're totally wasted

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:17pm
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