45 Scandalous Comments

I hope she put on sunscreen

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:48pm

I never get tired of this one...unfortunately, neither does that Billy Zane bastard...

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:50pm

WOW!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:51pm

that last pic...walking a fine line between hot and well..chunky. She's hot, she just needs to watch. That fat thing sneaks up on you.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:12pm

ye gods! can I replace all my top 10s with her? =P

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:33pm

I don't know man. I see pics of her where she looks HUGE and then she looks better ya know?
I hate when a woman can't keep her weight stable. This girl is on the roller coaster diet thing. Her hips are starting to look a little wide. There's some other pics with a busy one piece where damn! she's a heffer.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:36pm

ya she does look like the fat gene will kick in any day now.

still, as of right now, and in these pics, i'd say she's about as close to perfect as you're gonna get. her waist-to-hip ratio is ideal in my opinion.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:37pm

Yeah, for a lot of women you have 2 choices, eat hardly anything and stay thin or eat and gain some weight and be happy. You are what you are you just can't do either one to the extreme. I think she looks okay but yes she could become heavy if she doesn't watch out. I have seen other pics of her and she looks thinner. She may not look that heavy in real life. Cameras tend to add pounds, maybe.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:42pm

I'd pick Brooke Burke and Lima over this chick ANY DAY! I don't want to feel like I have to monitor the carb intake of my woman ya know? These "waist to hip" ratios that are super low lead to the heffer gene later in life...after kids...batten down the hatches!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:42pm

Brooke Burke's had 3 kids and she's HOT HOT HOT!! Perfect wife material. Her body type is different, I wish there were more women like her to choose from.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:54pm

she looks PERFECT to me. all these fags and bitches talking about "she might get fat". well shit, so will you once you go downhill! if kelly was my woman,i wouldn't expect to keep her body well past her 50s after having 5 or 6 kids with me. SHE LOOKS HOT NOW! and thats what counts.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 1:58pm

sorry dude,
My wife has a brooke burke body and we've had 2 kids and she's 46. She's amazing and I am thankful to God for her body (and great personality). She barely excercises and eats WHATEVER she wants (more than me). I get jealous and insecure sometimes b/c I have to watch but it's all worth it.

Just like Heidi Klum and gang squeezing out kids effortlessly and springing right back. It's the genetic body type. Kelly Brook's going downhill...right now as we speak.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:12pm

This girl looks like if you take her out to dinner, she'll eat well. That's cool.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:14pm

She looks very average.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:58pm

She needs a tan rofl.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:04pm

Really beautiful face in the first picture.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:16pm

there is a difference between fat and big
this chick is not fat
she doesn't have a gut
she's not flabby
she's got salma hayek's body ,but she's 5'8" instead of 4'8"

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:22pm

Give me a break Betch! Ugly?!?! Her weight may vary, and you may or may not like her body type, but facially she is not ugly! Comments like that make you look like you're 12 years old.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:28pm

I love that she's not tan and she's not trying to get tan. Aside from fake orange-y looking tans, I don't really see the big attraction to real tans on women who obviously have fair skin that wants to stay fair. Aside from all that and her body, just look at her face. She's so freakin gorgeous that you can't stare too long or you'll get a nosebleed...

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:59pm

Fat are you people fucking nuts,she is not an anorexic twig,she's healthy idiots.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:12pm

her skin is really pretty

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:51pm

sorry i guess i was harsh before but i love taking my anger out on here for some reason...however, after overlooking the pictures i've come to the conclusion that shes alright and i dont get the hype

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:55pm

apparently, you're gay if you don't like the body and prefer others like the pole vaulter hot thang.

Lots of wide hipped angry women on this site. Better dress those hips just right ladies...fit and flare, that's your only option.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 5:32pm

Haha #24 doug!
She's very pretty! I love that she's not tan either. I hate orange tan. And yeah, she does look like the type of girl that would have trouble with weight. She should watch out, like todd said. Right now she's fine, but she shouldn't let herself go.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 5:39pm

Nice pale body.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:04pm

Doug, there is nothing wrong with being gay...
There is also nothing wrong with stating you like a certain body type.
The problem is that just because you were so ridiculously demanding about how you like "your women" in another thread people got annoyed and most of them disagreed with you. And you clearly didn´t like being called gay (maybe, just maybe you have issues...), so you decided to call all the women who disagreed with you "fat assed" girls. I am slim and fit and I still hated your comments. I wonder if you look (even remotely) like Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves or Eric Bana. These are examples of the only men who are allowed to be really picky about women, because they are drop dead gorgeous.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:22pm

You should really finish sucking that cock Doug. Dude's getting angry.

Back to more important issues,
I want to turn the attention of those who are real men or those who just want to remind themselves why women are can be such a good thing and look at these pics, taking note that these are pics of Brook taking pics. In other words, someone else took pics of Brook taking pictures for a shoot. That means these are pics with NO air brushing whatsoever. And...she's 100% naturual.

Kelly Brook is so fucking beautiful is wrong. Angelic face, awesome rack, and great hips (especially on the last pic with her thrusting them out like that).

If there was ever an excuse for perfecting cloning, it's this goddess. I hate to even suggest this, but she needs to breed as many children as she can. I know that would be hard on her body, but it's for the greater good of the human race.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 11:14pm

Kelly Brook is GORGEOUS!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! Even love the pale look it fits her.

And yeah doug is a fag. Talking all that garbage. What an idiot.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:12am

Johnny Mak,

I guarantee you'll be the angry husband with the fat wife. I hope you like internet sex

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:45am

kelly brooke not "brooke burke"

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:31am

Doug and Brent, when is it going to happen, you know...your marriage?

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:50am

check out hollywoodtuna.com
"It's confirmed, this is the hottest girl ever!" Guess who??????

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kelly Brook needs to watch the fish and chip/bangers and mash intake. She's OK now but it's a fine line baby.

ps- I've got a hot (in my opinion) girlfriend who eats whatever she wants and stays marisa fine...hope she marries me. I am saving for a 2 carat diamond worthy of her.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 11:00am

Good to hear this, Doug... Brent will love the ring (your ring).

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 12:07pm

whatever approach works for your low self esteem Eve.

self absorbed-you need some therapy.

I'm going to Hollywoodtuna where the men like hot women like the VS angels...heaven.

I bet your man lusts after other women all the time..you sound like a biotch.

Goodbye

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 12:34pm

No, he doesn´t...But good luck there on Hollywood Tuna. You WON´T BE MISSED HERE.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 1:20pm

he just knows how to cover up his internet history..ha

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 1:24pm

I thought you have left!!!! Bugger...
Man, I really don´t give a little tiny rat´s ass if he looks for pictures over the internet. Because if he did, it would be fair since I do the very same thing with other men. And he is good looking (blond, muscly, blue eyed good looking). But I must admit I kinda like you...You make me laugh. Cuddles.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 1:31pm

wow.

"steve," you are a real fucking jackass.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 3:36pm

Ok, why not let the site mods (I'm looking at you, Jackson) settle the debate once and for all ? Personally, I would nominate her for Pope, i.e, G-d's represenative on earth. A better looking woman has not been invented.

P.S : The lack of snide sophomoric comments tackily photoshopped onto the pics seem to suggest that the editorial team @ bastardly at least approve of her. Care to comment Jackson ? Petra has her base in Moelicious on this site. Kelly needs hers too.

PPS : And fuck Billy Zane and his receding hairline.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:58pm

shut up doug with your horrible taste
yeah go to that other website so you can masturbate to thos unhealthy looking corpse (VS models) you like so much with those others weirdos on that sight that go see supposedly "hot chicks"

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:02pm

for one thing, the only hot victoria's secret models out there are adriana lima and
"the old school" tyra banks. all the rest of them are plainlooking janes. All you losers who think she's too fat or on the verge of fat are just jealous because you know she is way too goodlooking for your ugly asses. im sure all of you who say your girlfriends or wives are hotter are so full of shit i could smell your anuses from here. your girlfriends or wives are probably hotter to YOU and YOU alone. im sure they're nothin special. i dare you to put a picture up of their asses and set up a public forum on what people think, they wouldn't be so nice. so all you LOSERS just keep fucking dreaming she's out of your fucking leagues!!!!

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 @ 5:33am

It just goes to show you that you don't have to be blonde and tan to be drop dead gorgeous. Kelly is smokin' hott!

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 10:31pm

shes fuckin uglier than shit!!! are you guys blind?? wow!!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:05pm

For the record...Marisa Miller's body (not face) is pure perfection..now and in 10 years.
Whoever said Brooke Burke has Salma Hayek's body...look at Salma now...she looks like she's allergic to pregnancy...blech!!!!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:49am

this is the real hot not those VS, and kelly is natural and full
not a dead weird looking corpse, take them away
in person they are not as hot as you think hehe,
you are a fool and i laugh at you
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:04pm

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