Alessandra Ambrosio Celebrates Ana Beatriz Barros's 25th Birthday

Even if Ale smoked 10 packs of cigs & then rubbed 3 packs all over her body, I'd still make out with her! GODDDDD Daaayummmy!!
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smoke IS DISGUSTING not hot!!!!!!
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Who let ostrich legs in?
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She is quickly going to my disgusting category.
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Boring fuck face meets fugly horse face.
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ugh and look at alessandras feet wtf
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http://www.casperchristophersen.com/adriana_says.jpg
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Wow without all that airbrushing they really are NOTHING special.
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A face like the Olsen Monkeys.
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Wow, those legs are seriously ugly.
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horrible, these bitches look nasty without photoshop.
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good god, that alessandra woman has some huge man-feet.
and they really are nothing special....without the airbrushing...
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adriana says:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/adriana_says.jpg
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i used to think ale was nothing special i guess she grew on me
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Alessandra is seriously beautiful but maybe she should stop wearing heels all the time...it's making her feet look gross.
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Yes, the Bastardly certainly is full of hypocrites. Whatever the first one says, like sheep, the rest will follow. I remember the good ol' days when everyone creamed their pants over these girls...oh wait that was last week! uhhhgg...
OF COURSE these girls are fucking hot and will continue to be so. I agree that smoking is gross but it works with models/actresses.
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I agree with #20. Very often it seems that almost everyone says whatever the first person says.
Anyways, these two are gorgeous in different ways. The light in the pictures is very harsh and they still look good. I don't understand why everyone's comparing them to Lima..she has a completely different look. Plus, I love Adriana, but in non-photoshopped pictures (the ones I've seen on the Bastardly, at least) she's really not as great looking as these girls.
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It's not like Adriana Lima is all that amazing in candid pictures either. I doubt that any of these chicks look as hot in real life as they do in the catalogues. Alessandra has nice eyes but she alway struck me as a lil mousey, and her legs are awful. Petra and Karolina Kurkova have awesome legs
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what is with the horse face comments? you are trying super hard to hate when there is nothing to hate on. it is especially retarded because her face shape is nice
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OMG her feet look disgusting lol!
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for the record, i would suck on her toes---regardless of how boney they are.
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Alessandra has some nasty-ass legs and feet. They both look cute though.
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"what do you want her to have? a fat round face? her face shape is perfect"
true that.. my faceshape is roundish and i hate it!!
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@allie, I totally agree. I have never understood why people are so crazy about her and even horse faced Gisele has better legs and feet. But the most beautiful Brazilian models are Fernanda Tavares and Caroline Trentini.
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Those legs are good for only two things... picking teeth and opening envelopes.
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ale has awful feet and legs.
plus I agree with another post on here.
if you look at catalog pic and candid pics, its kind of obvious they airbrush or paint her boobs on.
KK and gisele have great legs.
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I love whores.
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I don't find anything wrong with Ale's feet. I don't understand why some people think her feet are bad... honestly, I think they're both GORGEOUS!! (and I am talking about the whole package).
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That chick (Ale) has some UGLYYYYYY legs!! Whoever said they were ostrich-legs was freaking right on...
Ana beats her anyday, any time. I can't wait 'til Ale gets lung cancer.... bwaahhhahah!
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Ambrosio is one of the few woman I would allow smoking if she wanted to. I mean, its bad for your health, but when youre that damn gorgeous you can do whatever you want. Shes still my number one.
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THEY ARE PERFECT
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Ana is hot, but Ale is super hot and super cute.
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What are you nerds fucking crazy? These women are gorgeous and i would love to have a night alone with either of them (both preferably). These women are hot unlike that fug Petra, who looks like she have a Thyroid disorder.
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I love these girls!
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In Brasilia, we girls like this on daily basis. Sorry my English isn't good. But of course you Americans aren't used to stuff like this. They average here in Sao Paula and Rio. We knew when Gisele and Adriana first started back in 1996 you americans would go crazy over them.
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You fat ass sloppy ignorant dirty smelly americans will never get your hands on our women. Keep worshipping your pale, nasty deformed playboy cavebitch type women.
Viva La Brazil!
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You're all wrong. Gisele is the most beautiful Brasilian ever to be created. Bow down jealous bitches.
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feet? what? huh? who cares about feet?
both of these women are outstanding
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ow...they are so cute...i love their friendship...one day i will have both in my arms...and i bet there won't be any possessiveness in our triple relationship...hahaha...
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I forgot to say they look stunning with no make up and hideous dresses. They are so perfect that they look good in no matter what. Increadible!
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yh,why do people compare them to Adriana Lima? Adriana looks just as sh*t without all the proffesional makeup and airbrushing, get over it
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ew she just lost like 10 points in my book, 8 for smoking (barf) and 2 for that hideous outfit.
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i wonder if the feet have anything to do with wearing too-high heels. it's supposed to deform feet if you wear over a certain height too often.
and people should only smoke if they can afford to have their teeth artificially whitened, i suppose.
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They look like regular pretty girls.. nothing special. The fact is that no one looks like a fucking goddess without makeup and a bit of retouching. Jessica Alba is still pretty without makeup, but isn't drop dead gorgeous. This is reality.
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they're both beautiful. adriana lima got boring and doesn't seem as attractive. gisele = tranny. karolina kurkova = beautiful. oluchi onwegba = beyond gorgeous. why aren't there any posts of oluchi onwegba.
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I love Ana and Ale!! but Ale's feet are scary :(
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WTF is this horse face crap??? How does Ale resemble a goddamn horse? She looks amazing here, just cute and natural.
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Alessandra is cute and hot I don't feel the other one though. I mean I'd hit it sooo bad but she doesn't appeal to me like Alessandra leave alone Petra.
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Alessandra is adorable as always and I do not like blond girls but I have to admit that Ana Beatriz Barros is really hot too. I still prefer Alessandra.
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By the way, is Ana Beatriz Barros blond or brunette? I've seen many pictures of her with dark hair. Always gorgeous, anyways.
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I'm glad there are more positive comments on these chicks. You people saved my day.
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I'd jump on them at the street, BUT if I'm thinking about a "perfect" woman, this ones are far from reaching Petra's beauty.
Modi
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Ale has the most horrible legs and feet I´ve ever seen! That´s disgusting! Ana looks good...
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@The POST MONSTER: you're a fuckin idiot!! wow you must be soooo damn ugly since according to your comments I take it your wear glasses that are as thick as a pepsi bottle bottom and you still can't see right!!!
Jay leno and John Kerry?!! lmao Buddy Oval is the perfect face shape known worldwide and almost all beauties have that face shape. Even your overrated Alba who you people seem to find so hot has a long face so does Kim Kardashian, now she is gorgeous!!
Please mr. post monster, no need to overcompensate for the small size of your penis with comments that make no sense. you just sound like an idiot
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@48 (Masha). Gisele is the most beautiful Brazilian woman? Are you fucking crazy? She is not pretty and she is not Brazilian. She was just born there, you idiot. Her parents are both of German heritage. She is an arian.
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Geez Eve - If you are born in America are you an American?
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Senin, I meant that ethnically Gisele is NOT brazilian. Her father´s name is Bündchen and her mother´s name is Nonnenmacher. The real Brazilian women usually have Portuguese last names, such as Lima, Barros, Oliveira, Tavares, Goulart...
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Eve:
Let's not forget Souza...the Smith of Portuguese!
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Senin, are you Brazilian too? Our Smith is Silva...LOL.
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Eve, your comments about her nationality are effing dumb.
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I didn't know Gisele was actually german I actually did post on the last blogs that she looks more white.
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Eve that was real dumb.
gisele is brazilian, and like 99% other people here she descend from europeans/afrians/asians.
And gisele may be not the prettiest, but have charisma, thats important on fashion industry.
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gisele is not african or asian you brainfart.
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they are gorgeous
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Ale is getting way too skinny now
look at her legs and her feet
want some meat (+her boobies) back on her
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ok im sorry these bitches are not hot especially alessandria she has a horse face they just have amazing bodies, busted faces. give me adrianna please!
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Ana is looking gorgoues as always...ale is....meh!
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Ana is looking pretty good without that much make-up on her face. I can't say the same thing about Alessandra. They could both gain some weight, though. Ale's feet look creepy, that's some real chicken legs I'm seeing here also.
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are you guys kidding? they are really pretty and natural looking, and they have amazing bodies, ale's chicken legs are hot!
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i dunno i think ale looks still looks really good.
obviously no lima.. but still really pretty.
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she does not have a horse face you fucking idiots.. that is the ideal face shape. OVAL is the face shape that everyone should have. what do you want her to have? a fat round face? her face shape is perfect
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hah, hah, I was shocked to see the first few comments were negative. Im so sick of everyone saying how beautiful these 2 men are. The comments are finally changing towards these 2 tranny's.
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Aww, Ale why the long face? She has a jay Leno chin and a face equalin length to John Kerry, not that she's ugly, cute, but i just noticed that. Nasty feet, but I would'nt turn her down. Barros though, I think i'll pass.
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I like real women. not women with 12 year old bodies. ale's body is weird as hell. cute faces though. Not really into corpse. Gain about 30 more pounds, add some ass and breast you'll be find. and toss in some kfc and tacobell for them too. they need it.
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As attractive as they both are - they are not "great beauties".
15 years from now, people will be saying "Alessandra who? and Ana who?"
No one ever said Sophia who?
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"Ana Beatriz is hot, but Ale is super hot and super cute.
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Gisele is 100000 prettier than these two hawks will ever be. She is down to earth and everything. Don't be jealous of her. These two look like men. Gisele's face is very exotic and gentle.
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some seriously ugly feet and legs and as usual too damn skinny. just a cute face and i bet even that will start to look pretty rough in a few years. i can't believe i put this sickly bag o' bones in my top ten .
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what's so special about them? why all the hype? because they are from brazil? because they model for vs? they're cute i can't deny, but just as pretty as other models. truth that brazilians are overrated. sick of all these nationalists. just because you are from brazil does not make you automatically hot.
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